The Seattle Times
Seattle will reopen five library bathrooms to better meet some of the hygiene needs of the more than 3,500 people living unsheltered in the city during the coronavirus pandemic, the city announced Tuesday afternoon.
Restrooms at the Ballard, Capitol Hill, Beacon Hill, University and Central Library branches will be open for public use between 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. every day. The Ballard, University Beacon Hill branches will open Thursday, and the other locations will reopen Monday, according to the city. No services other than the restrooms at the libraries will be made available.
“Equity is an important value to the Library and I believe we have an opportunity to support our most vulnerable neighbors by providing restroom access during the COVID-19 crisis,” Chief Librarian Marcellus Turner said in a statement. More
Going to need one of those new digital ‘crapmapapps’ to navigate the dam place now!
A new twist on book burning from the left. Foul and despoil the books instead of putting fire to them.
Smart. They don’t have to worry about their toilet paper supply.
Eight hours of equity and compassion per day? Good thing the unsheltered don’t need bathrooms during the rest of the day and night. Watch your step in the parking lot.
The natives will have to time their bowel movements to match the hours.
And who sanitizes the place afterwards?
Nope.
Libraries are being converted into public toilets as basic information is on the net …now, rewriting history, changing individuals into groups and controlling information and thought can accelerate..
Isn’t the city itself a toilet for the homeless?
Two homeless bums walk into a Seattle library.
Bum #1: Dude, hold on, gonna check out “Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire” and take it into the shitter with me and read the entire book.
Bum #2: Man, that’s 1,000 pages long. The way you read, it’ll take you a year to get through it.
Bum #1: It’s cool…the guideline says we can stay in there till we finish relieving ourselves. I’ll be relieved when I get to the last page.
Bum #2: Who’s gonna bring you food? You can’t crap if you don’t eat.
Bum #1: The city will, just like it has been doing. I gave them the library’s address as mine. They’ll bring it right to the stall. If they miss a day, I’ll be calling CNN and telling them how the city is treating us like homeless bums!
Yesterday I was buying HVAC parts at a supplier I have been using for over 30 Years. Only 2 people were allowed in the supplier at a time with 3 people behind the counter. 12,000 sq foot wholesaler.
Sign said, “No bathroom use due to COVID-19”
I asked to use the bathroom since I had already been on service calls for 5 hours & the local takeouts, coffee shops, McD’s, Starbucks are all NO ENTRY. Drive though only.
manager said “NO”
I told him he would not like my next move.
He insisted “No”
So out to my Van, parked In front of the Entrance, FUCK EM!
2 other guys were laughing so hard they were crying!
What a Soft Fucking world!
I warned him and I don’t care what anyone else thinks anymore!
I get that people are trying to “look busy”. While on paid “not vacay”. But, unless these libraries are WAY different from every other “city” library, across the dempaniced globe, wouldn’t it be cheaper? And a better “community” “service”? To stand 2 or 3 Port-A-Potties (your mayor’s niece’s brand may differ) in the parking lot? Same amenities. Same number of “amenities”. Available 24 hours a day. No library employees required. (And, probably, cheaper than switching the lights on. Even just for the partial day.)
…considering that a Seattle library is probably stocked only with copies of “Hillary Clinton: What Was The Last Lie I Told, I Forgot”, remainders of The Mueller Report with most of the pages in Volume 2 circled in red and tear stained, posters of the Articles of Impeachment with attached souvenier pens, and the rest graphic homosexual sex novels because the residents can’t read, this is maybe the library the MOST likely to have its collection IMPROVED by having crazy people wipe their ass with it…
Kcir, I have been going out behind our shop to relieve myself. I’m not made to but when an employee uses the inside rest room my bosses wife goes in behind them and scrubs and disinfects the WHOLE bathroom. I’m giving her a break.😉
How are they going to remove the vagrants who hang out in the library — or the library bathroom — all day? Are they going to be disinfecting the book “touch points”? Are they going to be keeping people safe from the criminals?
“Oh, damn, I shit my pants. I’m going to the Library to clean up.”
“Why bother? You were dirty already.”
“I hear they have two-ply toilet paper in there.”
“Oh, man. I’m with you.”
(*liquid fart sound*)
“You got the CoVidies, dude!”
“Oh, shut up. You got it too and your face is ugly!”
“Just sayin’.”
now that libraries are closed due to corona virus PBS has to broadcast drag queen story time
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https://www.citizenfreepress.com/column-1/michelle-obama-scares-children/
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What the hell is wrong with Democrats?
Build indigent camps outside of the city. Give them the basics. Pit toilets. Food & water & soap. They can leave any time they want. They just can not congregate back inside the city or any other place UNLESS THEY HAVE A JOB !!!!!!!!!!! Offer free busing into and out of the city for the ones who wish to work.
S.S.D.D.
Same shit different day.
ROTFLMAO
KCIR- If I’m ever in Canada, we gotta hang out.
@Anonymous
APRIL 23, 2020 AT 4:38 PM
“wouldn’t it be cheaper? And a better “community” “service”? To stand 2 or 3 Port-A-Potties (your mayor’s niece’s brand may differ) in the parking lot?”
I don’t live is Seattle, but in my little corner of the world, we have a huge homeless bum problem. They put port-a-potties in our downtown park. I sat in a coffee shop and watched a bum drop his pants and take a crap on the sidewalk within 50 yards and in sight of the bright blue toilets. These people don’t care what you provide, they just do what they want.
@Tony R April 23, 2020 at 6:33 pm
> These people don’t care what you provide
You’ll get no quibble from me. Another poster’s suggestion of “refugee” camps strikes me as, quite, meritorious. I was pointing out that, if you insist, “We’ve got to do something! With our budget! That we need to burn! So it ‘can’t’ be cut! Next year.”… maybe… still… trying for best “return on investment”… might be… considered… as an… option?
Might as well hang out a sign that reads “Free Toilet Paper Inside.”
If that runs out, grab autobiographies of Hillary and Michelle off the shelves. Plan B are the three Obama fiction bios written by Bill Ayers.
Hey, by the way, where is that terrorist?
^^^ or Michael Moore’s The Official Fahrenheit 9/11 Reader for something that really burns their ass…
NO shortage of “Homeless-GRADE toilet paper” in a Seattle LIBRARY, I suppose… 🙄
After a few weeks of Occupoopers using it, you’re gonna HAFTA burn ’em down and build over again anyways… 🙄
Antifa’s been quiet. Are they ‘sheltering in place’?
MJA – If I ever get an E-mail address I’ll forward it.
God bless the poor souls who will cleanup these restrooms.
There will literally be shit on the floors, walls, in sinks, etc.
One look at the library staff will make you puke. All the gay posters will make you shart. With everything on the net why do we need libraries anymore? Aren’t libraries just a warm, politically correct place for bums to take a dump on the floor?
Another reason to close them down. I have already bought all the great literature they dumped at pennies on the dollar prices to make room for romance “novels”, videos, and paperback thrillers.
I think that eliminating excrement from one’s body is a GGG(god given right)and is protected by the Bill Of Rights and is within the Public’s Responsibility and should be Properly Supported.
Just TRY to find Free Public Bathroom in San Franshithole.