Dr. Ezike: Swimming Pools Are Not Safe To Use During Coronavirus Pandemic Because Of ‘Fecal Shedding’
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So fecal shedding is acceptable when there are no coronavirus restrictions in effect?
FWIW, I haven’t been a public pool since I was a child and have no intention of using them now coronavirus or no coronavirus.
Huh … they shit in the pools in Chicago … who woulda thunk it?
Sorry … not a bit surprised.
izlamo delenda est …
Our country has been shut down because of so called experts, but I regret to announce that there are no experts when it comes to the Chi Com flu! No one, including those self same experts, knows anything about this virus as they so readily admit! Everything they pronounce is just a shot in the dark and we are all suffering for it!
But we should visit San Franshitco and support Chinatown, right? Just be sure to wear some flowers in your hair, or nose or anywhere to suppress the airborne… stink.
But the streets of Frisco are just fine!
They make it east to despise liberalism.
Awww…Crap!
Any chance to talk shit they’ll take it.
Yet somehow a T-shirt wrapped around your face is supposed to be effective at stopping the virus. NOT.
That’s how you know the face coverings are a fashion statement to show your compliance, otherwise we’d be recommended to wear something that actually stops the virus such as P100 masks and goggles.
…does that mean this isn’t funny any more?
https://media1.tenor.com/images/83fa8e76bf81f674a388d94ec51c0961/tenor.gif?itemid=5050937
…I assume we need to request Govenment permission to laugh now, for our saftey, and this just feelz unapproved, for a few different reasons…
Our leaders have shed their brain cells.
Now that was funny. After the press asked the question, the Guy at the mike said “witch doctor would like to talk about swimming pools”; then the black woman steps up to the mike. Unintended humor.
Is Doc Zika closing down the public basketball courts, too? Just curious.
But Jill said it was OK fo me ta swom wi my mouth opened!
^^^see? We need Joe Biden’s vast lifeguarding experience to pull us through as our pool poo tool…
https://whatyouthoughtiwentaway.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/skinny-dip.jpg?w=640&h=388
Fecal Shedding: Voting democrats out of office in 2020.
No big deal. We’ve been swimming in shit for a long time now.
The only ‘fecal shedding’ is the massive “fecal shedding” coming from the Lying prick “experts”, MSM, and commie bastard Blue elitists, governors, congressional ‘fecal shedders’, mayors and social justice asses.
Dingleberry droppage
…and, somehow, they will make this President Trump’s fault…
Public pool = public bath. Always has been true because people are pigs.
Plaques are showing up out of nowhere:
https://www.zerohedge.com/s3/files/inline-images/pooh%20chopsticks.PNG?itok=8Qmol9wT
Worry not. It was just a Baby Ruth.
“DooDoDooDoDooDoDooDo” to the tune of the theme from “Jaws”…
So no worries about E.coli anymore, huh?
^^ Heh
https://youtu.be/TPxiXGr9nFM
^^^
You asked for it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM
Which state governors are the top five on the “fecal shedding” list?
Which covid-19 pandemic medical advisors are the top five on the “fecal shedding” list?
No Shit??
Doodie!
Now, Corn Pop was a bad dude….
Are we out of chlorine?
Unbelievable. I’m so glad I’m on the downhill slide and not coming up to the apex. It’s a world gone mad. If I were a city manager, mayor, or whatever, I would be too ashamed to make such an declaration of mismanagement of my town’s/city’s pools.
What are we paying all these people to do? We pay for their lawyers and their security and I can’t think of a single other thing they do for us that is worth a nickel.