JustTheNews –
The Pentagon on Monday officially released three previously leaked U.S. Navy videos showing unidentified aerial phenomena.
Two of the videos were shot in January 2015 and the other in November 2004.
The three videos had already come out in 2007 and 2017 via “unauthorized releases,” the department said, and the Navy had already confirmed the videos were authentic. more
SNIP: Eh.
This must be the same shit as Unidentified Seismic Occurrences, just like when Moochelle farts in a bathtub.
It’s fucking dangerous, noxious… and thankfully we have no videos of it — grainy, or otherwise.
My fault, the kid took the interplanetary craft out for a spin while I was out of the mother ship probing you earthlings.
The hell are they even doing with this stuff? It’s all in the lap of SPACE FORCE!!! now.
Prolly aliens watching us making sure we don’t create any black holes and bust up the universe.
THIS REMINDS ME: ARE THE BULLSHIT INDICTMENTS COMING THIS WEEK??
Raise your hand if you’ve:
1) Seen a UFO. ✋
2) Seen UFO’s more than once. ✋
3) Told people about it. ✋
4) Discovered some people thought you had flipped. ✋
5) Woken up in the morning with tinfoil on your head.
6) Been abducted by aliens.
7) Wished you WOULD BE abducted by aliens.
8) Lived in a Democrat state and woken up screaming “GET ME OUT OF HERE!” ✋
Aliens abducted me and put things in my ass.
And force-fed me meth and dick pills.
I’m not really a fag.
^^^ is that you, starfish dude?
Hello earthlings me again, once more I must appologize, the probe warmer malfunctioned, again I am sorry for any discomfort, we are working diligently to prevent this from happening in the future.
Are we looking at another ‘distraction’ created by major ASSWIPES because the lies and bullshit from liberals are becoming too apparent??
My distrust of the left is initiated by the left.
Fritz, I think the starfish ‘dude’ is actually a ‘dudette.’ Not that we want to encourage it. 🐟
I saw them at Red Rocks around 1984? That guy they call ‘The Edge’ sure can play the guitar…..Didn’t Bono die in a skiing accident after he divorced Patsy Cline?….
It’s obama’s birth certificate. They finally found it.
@ Laslo,
BLACK HOLES MATTER…
When I was in the Air Force, my fellow imagery interpreters and I used to get a kick out of people taking this crap seriously.
They must have grown tired of doing the Sgt Shultz routine.
https://youtu.be/34ag4nkSh7Q?t=27 .
“Squirrel!!”
nah.
I mean aliens would be cool but it’s obviously government aircrafts of some sort.
…not that the government testing shady shit is much better than potential aliens but i digress.
If it freaks out fighter jocks somebody better pay attention. If it’s a scam, the government’s doing it and we then better pay even more attention as to why.
Like a good magician, the gov’t wants you to watch the right hand while the left hand reaches into your pockets.
This is all a distraction. Truly, nothing to see here.
Example: For years pilots reported seeing specific “UFO’s” in Area 51. They were UFO’s until it was revealed it was the new, secret aircraft, the F-117.
Whatever these UFO’s are, they are NOT alien.
These videos have been public for a long time. Why did they become headlines all of a sudden?
My take: UFOs/flying saucers are what Angels fly in.
They must have a lot of fun.