Big Thing could be her nickname.
A writer at American Thinker believes the whispers –>
I Bet Joe Biden Picks Michelle to Be His Running Mate
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Drafting Michelle Obama For Veep
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Nah. She’s too effin lazy, knows her very low IQ would become an issue she really doesn’t want exposed. About all he’s good for is making Biden look smart. He’d be a good life insurance policy. No one would kill Biden knowing Big Mike would take over.
This really burns my buttons; another presidential election and still no female VP candidate.
Is Big Mike ready for the fawning press? Sure is.
If you like what Lurch did to your kids lunches you should
be wetting yourselves with excitement.
Nope. All advertising based on attention from rumors. She has a movie coming out on Nutflix. “Becoming michelle obama” or whatever it’s called.
Just wait ’til Joe slips a hand up that one’s skirt.
WDS. I can imagine mike looking down at him and smiling.
The Obamas had practically disappeared from the news after Trump got elected. I liked it that way.
Imagine the debates though! Trump would talk about putting her husband in prison and she would call Trump a racist with every response.
She ain’t lifting a finger for the rest of her life. She has all the luxury and fame she wants.
@Dan^
It’s not that she wants this for fame or power. They NEED her to beat President Trump to be able to keep from being prosecuted.
They now realize this election is their last chance to put the Genie back in the bottle. Otherwise TSHTF.
Drafting Michelle?
I’ve hoid of Draft Horses before, but this is ridickulous!
I thought Biden said he was going to pick a woman.
Mike is shiftless and lazy and his balls show right through his dress.
The best thing to come out of this is that it will chap Hillary Clinton’s big white ass.
@Jethro – you do have a point, about the only reason the 0bamas need a Dem in the White House.
Where’s SNS
Trump would love that. First thing that would come up would be her constant complaining for 8 straight years about having to live in the WH and having to be surrounded by Secret Service.
…here am I, @Anonymous
MAY 1, 2020 AT 1:43 PM…
…see, this is mostly what I’ve been saying they’d do all along, the only wrinkle is the “veep” spot, and that’s a red herring because Joe will step/be forced aside right after his inauguration anyway.
….see, it’s a variant on Shakespeare’s “Julius Caresar” crown scene.
DNC – IS THERE NO ONE TO TAKE THE VEEP SPOT, NO ONE OF CHARACTER, OF MORALS, NO ONE WHO CAN REPRESENT THE NEEDS OF AFRICAN AMERICANS, WOMEN, TRANSVESTITES, AND WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? IS THERE NO ONE WHO CAN COUNTER THE RACIST TRUMP?
(silence, then…)
(Nancy Pelosi’s Daughter) – I NOMINATE MICHELLE OBAMA TO LEAD US TO VICTORY!
(Huzzahs and acclamation, camera turns expectantly to Michelle, easy to find in her backless circus tent with gorilla arms hanging out)
MICHELLE – I COULDN’T, I AM A PRIVATE CITIZEN NOW, I CAN HELP THE CHILDREN MORE WHERE I AM. I MUST REFUSE.
AL SHARPTON – I NOMINATE MICHELLE OBAMA TO LEAD OUR PEOPLE FROM THE WILDENESS AGAINST THE RACIST TRUMP!
(Cheers and hurraas, bellows and chants, louder than before)
(Again the camera turns to Michelle, resplendent in he jeweled battle shorts with the easy-pluck crotch panel)
MICHELLE – I LOVE MY PEOPLE, BUT I AM NEEDED AS A CIVILIAN THAT ALL BLACK GIRLS CAN ASPIRE TO BE ME. I MUST REFUSE.
(Sudden chorus from the press section) – BUT ALL THE FREE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD LOVE YOU AND CALL UPON YOU AS THE ONLY HOPE THIS WORLD HAS AGAIST BAD ORANGE MAN! WE NEED YOU AND WORSHIP YOU! WILL YOU NOT ACCEPT THE BURDEN OF THIS CHARGE, FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL THE WORLD?
(Dead silence. Camera pan and slow zoom back to Michelle, and an almost sexual sigh passes through the room as she plants her hairy knuckles around the chairs on either side, cracking them audibly as she uses them to heave her muscular bulk into an unaccustomed upright position)
MICHELLE – IF I MUST, IF I AM TRULY NEEDED BY MY PEOPLE, IF I AM THE ONLY SAVIOR OF ALL HUMANITY, AND IF I GET AN ENORMOUS STAFF STARTING WITH AN ASSIGNED, FULL-TIME BALL SCRATCHER AND PAID VACATIONS AND PARTIES WHEREVER I WANT THEM, THEN I RELUCTANTLY ACCEPT.
(Pandemonium breaks out, with various media stars and celebrities saying “I WILL BE YOUR BALL SCRATCHER!” “NO, I WILL BE YOUR BALL SCRATCHER!”
(Michelle is suddenly surrounded by muscular men in dresses and carried proudly around the city, led by Zoey Tur, with the men changed frequently due to the exausting burden).
…ok, maybe not QUITE like that, but “she” WILL be “Drafted” as our “reluctant” Cincinnatus, agreeing “only for the emergency” to be our “dick”tator, claiming all the while that “she” will return to the plow (or mansion, kind of the same thing) when the “emergency” is over…but the emergency is NEVER over.
Joe is kept just to be, as another commetor said, Zaphod Beeblebrox, MEANT to be inane as a distraction from the REAL power, a figurehead shoved aside as needed, and PERMANENTLY after the “election” is over.
Mooch just checks too many boxes.
Black? X.
Popular name with minorities and liberals? X.
Media darling? XXX.
Able to call any honest debate question “racist”? X.
Claimed to be a “woman”? X.
Attractive to LBGTqwerty? XXX XXX XXX!!!!
Doesn’t pass out when misses an Adrenochrome shot? X.
Doesn’t have a (female) rapist husband? X.
…and so on, you get the idea…
…it matters not how lazy it is, how unphotogenic it is, how ridiculously it covers itself, just that it has a pen and a phone and will do whatever Soros tells it to do. America will be lost for GENERATIONS, and with it, the WORLD.
…and all according to the plan…
…it’s what the Democrats HAVE to do. It energizes the base, brings Blacks and women back into the fold, beloved of homos, supported by Muslims because it’s BAD for America, and makes ANY opposition IMMEDIATELY and TOTALLY racist AND sexist.
…its all they GOT, and they WILL use it at the Convention, you’ll see…
Hates America, Hates White people – Just what the Democrats want.
How many illegals does it take to manage their new house?
What if the love fest for Michelle is just a load of BS? Blacks that have come to support Trump are not going to vote for Joe because of Michelle. Can she bring out the rest of the black vote? Maybe. Although I thought Joe already had that wrapped up so why bother? But what if she isn’t really that popular. And if she runs and that is verified with a humiliating loss does that impact their ability to extort millions from Netflix etc. I’m not worried about it. Particularly given everything coming out about her hubby. This is a leftist fantasy, having a ringer to win back the WH. They don’t see reality, they think everyone sees the world as they do.
https://newinformation.today/2017/03/michelle-obama-just-tried-to-register-to-run-for-president-but-was-denied/
I sure hope this is accurate ! I read somewhere that she would be ineligible due to residency glad I found it. Denied.
P.S. Wasn’t there a movie (Drive in) Called “The Thing” back in the mid 60’s. Boy I’m getting old.lol
That’s the ticket, just what the country needs right now, an ungrateful American hating tranny as VP. 😂🤪😵
It, makes and, has too much money and power now, which it would have to sacrifice if elected to political office, so I’m calling this a big wish by demonrats. Meant to distract Americans. What Americans need to be concerned about is down stream, taking back the House and retaining control in the Senate. The reason Biden is the front runner is because of the downstream effect. His candidacy doesn’t effect House and Senate candidates, like Bernie’s would have. Lose the Senate and fail to re-capture the House and Trump’s re-election becomes meaningless. Retaining the Senate, at a minimum, is the most important thing that goes with re-electing Trump.
He might not accept!
A Mooshele VP candidacy’just might make it easier for dems to vote for Slow Hand Joe. It is obvious to anyone paying attention that he will not survive (at least mentally) the next 4 years. This would be the dems back-door method of getting a woman as President. This is how Oregon got a woman governor.
I don’t see Hillary standing by casually while big Mike gets the VP unless Hill takes the president slot?
For a while, it didn’t seem Sasie the Sasquach aka Moochelle O. would be interested in the presidency.
Now that Crazy Uncle Joe’s dementia has surfaced, what an opportunity for the Obamas to backdoor a return to the White House, if Sasie is demented Biden’s VP – more posssible than it was before.
Does anyone really believe Biden isn’t going to, very soon display higher stages of Alzheimer’s dementia, even before the election.
Besides, the left would love having a “woman” president with questionable gender pronouns.
I thought s-he had already been drafted to play Middle Linebacker for the Chicago Bears!
Caligula named his horse incitatus as second in charge so why not Michael ? Caligula was no more insane than than your average democrat and incitatus was smarter than Michael, see Princeton racist term paper, but Michael has been ridden more.
I agree with TRF. I think she/it will be compelled to accept, if asked. After all, Oblowme owes his entire political career, and by extension Moose owes IT’s wealth and lavish lifestyle to the demoncrat machine. That doesn’t come without a price. If the DNC believes IT is the answer, then they will expect IT to pay the piper. Plus, Barry will be perfect as the FLOTUS.
A pan of worms photoshopped to look like a woman.
Looked to quickly and thought I saw, Drafting Michelle Obama for NFL Middle Linebacker.
“Becoming Michelle” on netflix? is there a medical procedure or two involved?
‘Just wait ’til Joe slips a hand up that one’s skirt.’
Well, she’d have to move her balls, first.
The thought of it gives me nightmares.
from the referenced article:
“…Kamala Harris is a firebrand with an acid tongue …”
that ain’t what willie brown says