“This futuristic face shield is a serious upgrade from a bandana face mask.”
h/t Different Tim
If I wanted to wear a space suite, I’d go to Mars.
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i choose to die instead, but can’t seem to get the virus, try as i may
Surely you can’t be serious.
Tank Abrams otta consider one of these if she wants to be Biden’s VP. Biden likes a good looking woman. Either you M-1 or you’re not.
huron
MAY 15, 2020 AT 11:06 PM
“surely you can’t be serious.”
…I am…and DON’T call me Shirley. (At 1:07)
https://youtu.be/ixljWVyPby0
I would like a shoulder mounted laser gun like the “Predator”. What a GRAND time one could have using that on every mask-wearing moron that crossed their path.
(Might work well on some public-service TYRANTS as an added bonus).
You know, I just heard about this space shield on another web site and it’s nuts. Who can stand just wearing a paper face mask in 80 degree weather in NY is actually going to tolerate the space shield going forward. STOP! It won’t work or happen. Don’t waste our time please. The heat is up enough. On ward and forward!!!
God Bless us all!!
judgeroybean
MAY 15, 2020 AT 11:10 PM
“Tank Abrams otta consider one of these if she wants to be Biden’s VP. ”
…Biden wouldn’t accept this, because it makes hair-sniffing problematic.
…he wouldn’t sniff Tank anyway, though, Joe wants Black votes but won’t sniff Black women, maybe he’s allergic to coconut or something…
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d7/9f/69/d79f6914640a4c0964c62cb15a1acf48.jpg
https://img.ifunny.co/images/0d040e31494c9553162fa5d4c7b7ebc8c97e405226c74d77d90dc02430cf8698_1.jpg
Was just talking to medical fellow at a kids birfday party.
Ready for this? Wearing face masks for an extended amount of time causes lung problems. Doctors are seeing this in patients now. Something about rebreathing carbon dioxide messes up lungs.
So….following governmental advice will screw you almost as bad as the virus itself.
Sigh.
Needs a CCP-approved, COVID squirt gun. Then you’d be fully equipped for urban, biological warfare.
@Burr–
Right you are:
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/megan-fox/2020/05/14/neurosurgeon-says-face-masks-pose-serious-risk-to-healthy-people-n392431
I STILL DON’T OWN A MASK
I NEVER FOUND A HAND SANITIZER
I TOUCH MY FACE A LOT
I HAVE HAD NO HAIRCUT
I AM OUT AMONG THE ZOMBIES EVERY DAY
THIS IS SUCH MANIPULATED BULLSHIT
THE FIT WILL SURVIVE, THE MICHAEL MOORES WON’T
LET’S GET ON WITH OUR LIVES FFS
Americans say that they would rather go to jail than submit their DNA, get tested, be vaccinated, or get a microchip implant, but what will you do when the Gestapo tortures your family until you comply?
I double-dog dare ya, fart in that gizmo.
It doesn’t look like it would handle a sneeze very well. And even worse for projectile vomiting
‘Storm Trooper Sperm Extractor’ … about all I can come up with
… shrug
are the Casino’s open yet?
I filter my air through a cigarette.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:A_World_War_I_British_gas_hood_c.1915.jpg
Outdoorjohn I farted in my dry suit on a winter dive, almost drowned myself laughing under water thinking about what my dive buddy’s reaction will be when he pulls open the zipper across my back at face level.He bailed out of the van unimpressed.Good times.
^^^ tmi
Don’t waste my time with this low tech crap.
I want all day batteries so I can has AC
Exterior microphones and speakers
Integrates with my phone
Openable face shield so I can has cheeseburger
Earphones, heads up display and terminator-like information scrolling at the edges
Mirrored face shield because piss off
Practicing safe sex amid the “new normal”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asouPYvrUtY
“THE FIT WILL SURVIVE, THE MICHAEL MOORES WON’T”
I touched myself, laughing, here and here
Good Touch Bad Touch chart reports
@Lazlo The Poor May 16, 2020 at 1:10 am
And a button, that makes James Earl Jones say, “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”?
Oh please, please, pretty please!
Great investment – once the Covid-19 panic has subsided, you are set up for beekeeping.
Outdoorjohn
MAY 15, 2020 AT 11:39 PM
“I double-dog dare ya, fart in that gizmo.”
…here’s real Apollo 16 audio about just that on Open Mic Night on the Moon…
https://youtu.be/Uuv6TVv0r44
…and here’s the Peter Griffin version…
https://youtu.be/89RCT_J7Rwk
Buzz
MAY 16, 2020 AT 7:04 AM
“Great investment – once the Covid-19 panic has subsided, you are set up for beekeeping.”
…not murder hornet proof…
https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-asian-giant-murder-hornets-spotted-in-us-2020-5
gonna put up a chain link fence to keep out the mosquitoes once i finish this home made ccp-19 mask made of cotton.
Shoot them.
Hunt down their families if driving the point home is needed.
I’m at the end of my time here. Exactly what would I have to fear about this?
…this only works if it’s got a positive pressure system, because nasties can filter in otherwise, shield or no shield, from wherever your air exchage takes place, and also anywhere your seal isn’t perfect.
I used to use positive pressure equipment. Even a young man doesn’t want to do it more than an hour because it pushes in YOU, too. It takes a bit to exhale.
…and your TANK air has to come from SOMEWHERE…
…also, good luck walking in the summer sunshine…
Back when I was in the gov’t I was told I couldn’t wear a mask because of High Blood Pressure (we were training for Asbestos duty and mo money).
I gotz meds now, but I don’t know if that still holds true.
Any mask that’ll mask a virus will kill you (I think).
izlamo delenda est …
I’d be tempted to walk around in slow motion and plant a flag anyplace I visited.