“If Biden asks me to run, I’ll need to focus on that full-time,” she said. “As much as I love running this great state, if the country needs me, I’ll be there.”
BabylonBee: ATLANTA, GA—Sitting at the governor’s desk at the Georgia state capitol, Stacey Abrams told reporters she would step down from her governorship if asked to run for vice president.
“If Biden asks me to run, I’ll need to focus on that full-time,” she said. “As much as I love running this great state, if the country needs me, I’ll be there.”
A security guard patrolling the capitol building then entered the governor’s office. “Come on, Stacey. Time to go. How many times do we have to have this talk?” more
I am still trying to figure out the role of a parody site like Babylon Bee. Leftists are so ridiculously stupid that straight reporting pretty much makes parody unnecessary.
If the enemy make fools of themselves, what’s the point?
Biden will not! be the nominee.
sounds like the perfect running mate for Clueless Joe to me!
… he thinks he runs the government from his basement, she thinks she runs Georgia from the Golden Corral Buffett
Thanks for the heads up M1A1
My initial instincts WERE that this was the BB, but with someone like Abrams, you never know. How hard would it be to imagine her actually saying something like this?
PHenry: “If the enemy make fools of themselves, what’s the point?”
“Always maintain a sense of humor, Son.
It’s God’s gift for making friends, followers, and buddies.”
Quote from my Dad, Squadron Leader, Trainer, and Fighter Pilot in the Pacific Fleet.
Biden’s VP so fat that when she sits around the White House, she sits AROUND the White House.
A legend – and a governor – in her own mind. Stacy Abrams “Tank”
@PHenry:
Two reasons come to mind, my friend. First, the BB is funny and clever. VERY clever in my book, because they have to be. But it’s the funny that’s essential here. When the left-collectivists make fools of themselves (when do they not?), it isn’t funny in the same way. With the left, we laugh AT them. With the BB, we laugh WITH them.
Second, you need extreme participants in any good discourse to help define limits, or in this case, help determine that there are no limits to the foolishness of the collectivists. I find this useful.
Much of the Left is so far gone that mockery doesn’t work any more.
Black Hillary… 🙄
@pianamusic.
Are you saying “lighten up Francis”?
I get it.
Patience and humor are hard to come by these days. I am tired of being hog tied, rat fucked and abused by government and pencil necked politicians.
I don’t see much that is funny anymore.
Fat ugly and stupid.You qualify.
If she was gov Georgia would be one of the last states with anything open. Dream on, her baggage is so insane I doubt she will be the VP. In her own mind she is potus in 10 years just because. And Trump is overweight and she is what?!
PHenry @
I agree, there is not much humour left in the world anymore.
With luck and hard work DJT gets re-elected, and we can laugh our asses off for weeks as liberal tears flood the streets.
God, I want to see the look on Turdeau’s face next morning and watch the next SCOTUS nominee!
It will be my Superbowl & World Series!
It’s the Bee and I love it BUT;
“Stacey Abrams Lashes Out at ‘White Voting Base,’ Laments Illegal Aliens “Are No Longer Able to Elect Anyone Who Represents Them”
thegatewaypundit
I’ll be fine. It just gets to be a grind after a while.
A good night’s sleep will help.
^^^^ “my advise to you is to start drinking heavily” 😜 ^^^^
“better listen to him … he’s pre-med”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LARx7M9s15w
“As much as I love running this great state into the ground”
There, FIFY
And now I hear that my USMC Buddy is off on his 7th deployment in 19 years. In the pacific theater with a cornered Chinese tiger getting all belligerent and adventurous.
I need to go to bed.
Stay safe Daryl.
If she were governor of Georgia, the state would only be open as wide as the gap between her front teeth
PHenry…
Don’t worry about it. It’s just life…and glad to be around you guys, as always.
Regarding hilarious laughter, once and a while I watch some Youtube’s just because the laughter in them makes me laugh. It’s like contagious yawning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgzdb0txR_c
He loses it at after 04:35 – but his story leading up to it sets the stage perfectly.
That fat ass of Stacey Butterbutt needs to find itself on the 5-gallon bottle of pancake syrup at COSTCO.
Put a Chiclet between those two front teeth b!tch.
Plus, Stacy Keach changed his name to Fred Keach out of shame.
ah Babylon Bee of course…
I was very confused because I KNOW that Stacey Abrams lost the race and is NOT the governor… in fact what is her job currently???
Dumb and fat aside: she really is crazy.
And if she steps down – even as an imaginary governor – there will be an earthquake. Literally.
@chuffed-beyond-words: “in fact what is her job currently???”
tax scofflaw and credit card deadbeat
ode to a wannabe:
.an opotamus-twerker named tank
.ran 2nd in georgia and stank
.said it was votah-soup-ression,
.then mo’ rayciss aggres-shun,
.her b**t be deservin’ 1st-rank!
Next thing you know, the BB will run a story that Biden does get elected through voter fraud, has Abrams as VP, and then gets ousted due to Amendment 25…
This mess is so fat, Al Sharpton said he had to roll over twice to get off her. He’d look like a little kid playing in an inflatable bounce house. I would love to see her bitch-slap Biden, though.
Hey fatso, you’ve already been 86’d out of every buffet in Atlanta for your slothful eating habits. The Georgia voters decided they couldn’t afford to keep you fed on the taxpayers dime nor finance the overhaul of the Capital building plumbing system.
You’re not known as a picky eater (you prefer volume over taste) try the landfill.
They need to create a new “department of eating corn on the cob through a picket fence” just for Stacey.
If she becomes VP, imagine what an innocent WH toilet would think when she visits the WH.
WH Toilet: Oh, no. Here she comes, wraparound Stacy. I hardly have the strength to stand up when she sits on me. Her craps are so huge I can hardly get them down. As huge as miniature submarines. She uses a whole roll of TP to get herself clean and she makes me swallow it all at once. Her flabby stomach and ass wrap around me and I can’t breath. And the stench. I can’t even describe how bad it is. It is beyond horrible, and I have no choice but to be in the middle of those noxious fumes.
I’m getting too old to put up with this. I was installed in 1947, I’m now 73. God, please take me, it’s time.
If she becomes VP, imagine what an innocent WH toilet would think when she visits the WH.
WH Toilet: Oh, no. Here she comes, wraparound Stacy. I hardly have the strength to stand up when she sits on me. Her craps are so huge I can hardly get them down. As huge as miniature submarines. She uses a whole roll of TP to get herself clean and she makes me swallow it all at once. Her flabby stomach and ass wrap around me and I can’t breath. And the stench. I can’t even describe how bad it is. It is beyond horrible, and I have no choice but to be in the middle of those noxious fumes.
I’m getting too old to put up with this. I was installed in 1947, I’m now 73. God, please take me, it’s time.