Why bother? The French will all be speaking Arabic soon enough…
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Time flies when you’re having fun.
I still don’t know why anyone would want to time flies…
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Never understood the appeal of learning to speak french. If you have a head cold or allergies you can’t speak.
I’d rather not learn to talk through my nose.
14
Merde
Merlot
Meringue
There, that just about covers it for those Cheez Eating Surrender Monkeys
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Nice try, but that sounds nothing like Pepé Le Pew.
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Muslims in Paris?
C’est bien dommage.
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I used to be French. So I quit drinking.
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lol
What makes this really funny to me is that mother always hated the French accent and she thought the language sounded dumb.
Of course that may have had something to do with the fact she grew up on PEI, Canada and they hated the French Canadians.
Best French joke ever:
“For sale – French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once.”
Get it?
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^^^^^^^
Worked well for ARVN troop humor as well.
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Chevrolet – Automobile
Mou ze’lon – Cut the grass
As the Germans raced across France in the late unpleasantness, instead of making them POWs they took their small arms (rifles, pistols), ran over em (small arms) with tanks, and sent em (Frogs) home.
Unbelievably, the Frogs were insulted and pissed!
(but they went home)
Now, no amount of insult from the ragheads insults them.
Greaseman used to say that you can’t get a round mouth from eating a square meal.
izlamo delenda est …
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Taunt them with “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
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Parler parlez!
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There, their, they’re
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Up here we just belch as loudly as possible and say, “Pardon My French’!
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😂I always enjoy a hearty laugh at the expense of the Frogs!🐸
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Get a french person to say “third” in English and try not to giggle.
4
“Je t’adore” – I love you, sounds like “shut the door”.
4
My youngest had to take a foreign language in skrewl and absolutely refused to take spanish, thus taking three years of french…. they didn’t offer latin. I think he dug the french teacher.
6
Took 2 yrs. HS French, and mostly what I remember are some of the verses to “Lady Marmalade”…
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L’ol!
Je prendre high ecole Francais. Je ne remembre pas merde.
Although, le does aide moi when je lire les instructions s’il n’y a pas Anglais is not availaaahbluh. 🤣
So. Vive la France et what not.
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Le WTF?
6
In Canada product labels have to be in French and English.sometime it can be rather silly if the type of product uses the same spelling in French and English as the French put the word first and English puts it seconds so you see labels like “soup CAMPBELL’S soup.”
There must be law that if one side of the package is English and the other side is French that stores are required to put the packages so the French label points out.
I have no idea how to pronounce French. It is a funny language. The French word or term for “ninety” is “four times twenty plus ten.”
I call peanuts “spiders” because I think the French word “arichide” looks like “arachnid.”
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@99th Chef d’escadron and MJA, 😂😂😂
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On glay see voo play.
1
Notice how there’s no word for deodorant.
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D’eau, à dire, à fit melle dire, rais, à drapeau Gol, dansons.
Still laughing….thank you.
Why bother? The French will all be speaking Arabic soon enough…
Time flies when you’re having fun.
I still don’t know why anyone would want to time flies…
Never understood the appeal of learning to speak french. If you have a head cold or allergies you can’t speak.
I’d rather not learn to talk through my nose.
Merde
Merlot
Meringue
There, that just about covers it for those Cheez Eating Surrender Monkeys
Nice try, but that sounds nothing like Pepé Le Pew.
Muslims in Paris?
C’est bien dommage.
I used to be French. So I quit drinking.
lol
What makes this really funny to me is that mother always hated the French accent and she thought the language sounded dumb.
Of course that may have had something to do with the fact she grew up on PEI, Canada and they hated the French Canadians.
Where I learnt french https://youtu.be/t4LWIP7SAjY?t=25
Bonus: Check out the crackers diggin’ the groove.
Best French joke ever:
“For sale – French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once.”
Get it?
^^^^^^^
Worked well for ARVN troop humor as well.
Chevrolet – Automobile
Mou ze’lon – Cut the grass
As the Germans raced across France in the late unpleasantness, instead of making them POWs they took their small arms (rifles, pistols), ran over em (small arms) with tanks, and sent em (Frogs) home.
Unbelievably, the Frogs were insulted and pissed!
(but they went home)
Now, no amount of insult from the ragheads insults them.
Greaseman used to say that you can’t get a round mouth from eating a square meal.
izlamo delenda est …
Taunt them with “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
Parler parlez!
There, their, they’re
Up here we just belch as loudly as possible and say, “Pardon My French’!
😂I always enjoy a hearty laugh at the expense of the Frogs!🐸
Get a french person to say “third” in English and try not to giggle.
“Je t’adore” – I love you, sounds like “shut the door”.
My youngest had to take a foreign language in skrewl and absolutely refused to take spanish, thus taking three years of french…. they didn’t offer latin. I think he dug the french teacher.
Took 2 yrs. HS French, and mostly what I remember are some of the verses to “Lady Marmalade”…
L’ol!
Je prendre high ecole Francais. Je ne remembre pas merde.
Although, le does aide moi when je lire les instructions s’il n’y a pas Anglais is not availaaahbluh. 🤣
So. Vive la France et what not.
Le WTF?
In Canada product labels have to be in French and English.sometime it can be rather silly if the type of product uses the same spelling in French and English as the French put the word first and English puts it seconds so you see labels like “soup CAMPBELL’S soup.”
There must be law that if one side of the package is English and the other side is French that stores are required to put the packages so the French label points out.
I have no idea how to pronounce French. It is a funny language. The French word or term for “ninety” is “four times twenty plus ten.”
I call peanuts “spiders” because I think the French word “arichide” looks like “arachnid.”
@99th Chef d’escadron and MJA, 😂😂😂
On glay see voo play.
Notice how there’s no word for deodorant.
D’eau, à dire, à fit melle dire, rais, à drapeau Gol, dansons.