Are the Redskins still searching for a new name? – IOTW Report

Are the Redskins still searching for a new name?

I think this one would work

79 Comments on Are the Redskins still searching for a new name?

  1. This crap will not stop and nobody’s got the cojones to stop it.

    GS Warriors
    Chicago Blackhawks
    Cleveland Indians
    KC Chiefs
    Florida Seminoles
    Edmonton Eskimos

    Any High School or College with anything that can be interpreted as hostile or racist in their name, logo, or mascot will be under attack.

    However, I think the Notre Dame Fighting Irish will be safe. Maybe if all these Indian teams put “Fighting” in front, they’ll be safe. The Washington Fighting Redskins may be the answer. What Indian would not like that?

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  2. Given that photo of the sun setting (or rising) over the ocean, how about the Red Skys:

    Red sky at night, shepherds’ delight.
    Red sky at morning, shepherds take warning

    From Wikipedia: “The concept is over two thousand years old and is referenced in the New Testament as established wisdom that prevailed among the Jews of the Second Temple Period by Jesus in Matthew 16:2-3.”

    Or, as quoted by Jimmy Buffett (yes, Aaron Burr, I am one of “them”):

    “Red sky at night such a sailor’s delight
    Red sky at dawn, oh, gypsy song’s comin’ on…”

    Bring Back the Magic.

    Buutttt, “Foreskins” are fine by me too.

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  3. Why are some of you guys throwing cold water on BFH’s Washington Foreskins?
    Do you want Washington Shrinkage because that’s how you get Washington Shrinkage.

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  4. Can’t have Redskins because it offends some random indians (feather, not dot).
    Can’t have Washington because it offends some people with high levels of melanin in their skin because he inherited his family’s slaves.
    Can’t have DC because that is District of Columbia, named after Christopher Columbus, because some random indians (again…feather, not dot) claim he who stole the entire continent from them, even though he never set foot on the mainland.

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  5. “The Stoned Indians”

    Would probably be the closest logical (woke) replacement name for now.

    Until the next CHOP Meeting of the brain trust. Things change fast around there.

    heh /Salute

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  6. Been lurking for years, but, I just had to post. Two suggestions:

    1. The Washington Bowsers (for their mayor, woof), and
    2. The Washington Pigskins

    P.S. to LCD (Left Coast Dan): Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles is on
    Manchaster in Inglehood, if you know what I mean and I think you
    do! — From Joe Bob Briggs.

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  7. My Petey B says what about the “Washington Unbleached Elastic Starfishes?” A team solely composed of wide receivers and tight ends. No spiking the football but they can all spike each other’s unbleached elastic starfishes!

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  8. What the Hell, the Mostly Blackforeskins combines everything that’s wrong with this surrender to a movement started by Lesbian Marxist Nihilists Multimillionaires.

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  9. how about the washington anti-americans?
    or the washington spoiled brats?
    or maybe the washington over paid cunts?

    I could get nasty, but I will leave at 3 suggestions.

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