So the Washington Redskins are no more. We don’t know what they’re going to be called, but the team has caved to the woke pressure of its corporate sponsors, er, we mean embraced cultural sensitivity, and will no longer embrace its offensive, racist name.
But this is just the start. The truth is that every team nickname in the NFL is offensive. If you haven’t realized this, you are clearly part of the problem, but we are here to help. We will explain, division by division, why the NFL has 31 name-changes to go before it can be spared cancellation:
NFC NORTH
Minnesota Vikings: White European marauders who pillaged their way across the world? With blond hair? They’re practically Aryans.
Chicago Bears: The Bear was the longtime symbol of the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union has not existed for 29 years, but Russia does. The political left loved Russia until they got the idea Donald Trump loves Russia (which is garbage, but whatever), so now they hate it. No team can be named after the former symbol of a defunct country whose successor the left thinks Donald Trump loves. MORE HERE
I’m offended by this trend to label everything offensive.
Fuck the MFL.
I’ll watch college and high school games instead.
Who dreams this shit up? Who decides something this trivial has to be in the news? Why is this subject carried on every single channel 24/7? Isn’t 5 weeks already a bit much? Who the hell keeps the pot stirred? Why? Could it have anything to do with Trump/Russia unraveling?
I’m offended by football, itself.
Foot + Balls have no business together – or Knee + Balls – it’s inherently racist, sexist, demeaning, and … uhh … ecologically unfriendly … or sumthin …
Capitalist! Yeah, that’s the ticket! And izlamo-phobic! Not many ragheads in the NFL.
izlamo delenda est …
The Bengals had me hooting. Cain has a sharp sense of humor.
Next – MLB. Braves – offensive to LGBTQ brave suckers. Phillies – offensive to vegans that loathe phillie steak sammiches. Royals – offensive to peasants and peons. Angels – offensive to satanists. Dodgers – offensive to Vietnam war hating hippies. Diamondbacks – offensive to church going snake handlers….etc…..etc…..
They should all be called “dog pile junk grabbers”. I’m sure it’s more appropriate than we imagine.😏
Wokes and Racists actually agree on everything. The perfect couple. https://twitter.com/ryanlongcomedy/status/1285208497517473793
Remember how the liberals used to brag they were the “No Labels” group? Yet here they are demanding new labels.
I don’t care what they call themselves, they’re all sell outs.
Haven’t watched since Kaperstink knelt and many fools followed and I have no desire to watch pampered, oppressed, Anti-American Felons play in the future.
What exactly do they mean by Green Bay Packers anyway?
Well if the NY Giants are racist against short people then the Little League is racist against big people. Shit can that too.
Democrats – still trying to separate people based on race. Do black people want to go back to segregation after fighting for so long to end it?
People still care about and watch the NFL? The thugs, brats, and finally colin k drove me away years ago.
“Do black people want to go back to segregation”
do they want to ? heck of course they do just look at them, they already self segregate.
the congressional black caucus
black only dorms at colleges
black only safe spaces
the list goes on and on.
Oakland Raiders – well. OK, that one is accurate and not racist!
I still think the Redskins just need to change the logo to a potato and that way they can stay the Redskins.
Arizona Cardinals — named after a Midwestern bird that would die of heat stroke after three hours in Phoenix summer heat. What does that have to do with Arizona?
Also, least aggressive mascot ever. Did you ever hear anyone say, “Normally I’m the most mild mannered guy in the world … that is, until I don that Cardinal Red and Creme jersey (color scheme for an ice cream parlor) and that helmet with the “pretty bird’s head” on it
Yeah, that just drives you to do what? … Peck at a bowl of birdseed? Scratch the ground looking for worms? No wonder the Cardinals suck 80% of the time