Babylon Bee
Many Chicagoans are fleeing their city due to a rise in violence. Looking for a more peaceful place to live, many are turning to the relative peace and security of places like the Middle East.
A new report indicated thousands of people who lived in Chicago have moved to places like Syria, Iran, Iraq, and Afghanistan in search of a more peaceful place to live. More
Paper Lace: One Hit Wonders, or Prophets?
Since I quit watching professional sports I’ve taken to watching the nightly body counts for entertainment.
– Last night’s murder tolls were Chicago 5, Baltimore 3.
– – Baltimore had the lead going into the 2 am hour but a very late drive-by gangster hit along MLK Drive allowed Chicago to rally for the win
Very entertaining.
Interesting. When did the Babylon Bee decide to go legit?
I don’t give a shit, just don’t move to Texas.
What about good Conservatives? Doesn’t anyone want them?
The number of people still IN Chicago is a testament to imbecility.
And that mayor? Where dafuq did they find that one? Circus pass through and a few escaped?
I have a septic tank in the back yard – never dawned on me to bathe in it.
Well, diff’rent strokes …
izlamo delenda est …
To quote Jack Nicholson: Sell crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here!
Heluva tourism campaign…
Come for the chaos, stay for the MOABs!
Yup. They have the Mother Of All Brunches
at all their Bed and Beheadings.