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Forget the expletive – it’s the sticky mouth noises coming from Whitmer that nauseates me

Wednesday, 19 August 2020, 15:02 BFH Uncategorized 33

The close-up sensitive mic picks up some nauseating noises from this grotesque women’s mouth,

33 Comments on Forget the expletive – it’s the sticky mouth noises coming from Whitmer that nauseates me

  8. I was body surfing yesterday on the Left Coast in murky water, got bumped by a fish that was quite likely a 2-3 foot shark of some sort feeding on small fish. Although I wasn’t worried, I did consider that if one nipped me on the ankle and I needed a couple of stitches I could have become part of the statistic of fewer than 100 shark attacks this year – in the entire world.

    Also, I hate when people are eating and make sounds like that. 🙂

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  11. …well, vaginal excretions CAN be sticky, particularly from those leaky warts, but be glad you don’t have SMELLOVISION, just sayin’…

    …Guy goes into a bar, where there’s a hot-looking woman sitting next to Whitmer. He’s that special kind of drunk where you just don’t even CARE if you’re disrespecting an angry Clydesdale, so he decides to ignore Whitmer and tries to catch the eye of the hottie instead. The hottie notices this, giggles, and whispers something to Whitmer, who just looks angry as always, but stumps her fetlocks to the floor and clops over to him.

    “I notice you’re interested in my friend”, she says, after a brief struggle to pull her lips apart from some whitish substance.

    “Yesh”, he drunkenly answers.

    “How would you like something special from her?” Whitmer neighs, after again freeing her lips from each other’s embrace with a moist “Smacking” sound.

    “Yesh”, he says, belching a bit at the end.

    “How would you like to smell her pussy?” Whitmer says, swishing her tail after popping her pus open.

    “YESH!” the soused oaf yells, thinking it will lead to other things.

    …then Whitmer broaches her oat hole of it’s pasty confinement one final time and immediately inudates him in a foul miasma of hoof-and-mouth disease, rotten grains, the souls of children that she’s swallowed to please her dark master, and the reek of the hideous corruption that infects every Democrat’s hate-blackened heart, along with the stench of the bile that fills every Democrat’s veins in place of blood.

    …but, as the drunk staggered and fell for the last time, done in by the anxoia of the envelope of toxic gases eminating from Gretchen’s cavernous maw, his expiring thought was that there was, indeed, a hint of fishiness to it, like a not-very clean woman’s taint fouled with a yeast infection and garnished with gonerrhea. It was, indeed, the intimate scent of the other woman.

    …which marks the one and ONLY time that Whitmer actually told the TRUTH about something…

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  16. willysgoatgruff
    AUGUST 19, 2020 AT 3:44 PM
    “you need to work on your jokes timing…brevity can be a benefit unless you get paid by the adjective”

    ..I know, but I originally heard this many, many years sgo in a bar, and it was as much acted out as spoken. It’s tough to transition it from a theatre to written medium, but not as tough as the “BUCK FOURTY!” joke I’ve shared before is, that one REALLY benefits from acting, but I’m doing my best so bear with me…

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  27. Joe Biden: “This is a big, f*ckin’ deal!”

    Kristin Gillibrand: “If we’re not helping the people, we should go the f*ck home!”

    Rashida Tlaib: “Impeach the motherf*cker!”

    Hillary Clinton: “Where’s the miserable c**k sucker!”

    Eric Garcetti: “There are two rules in politics. They say never ever be pictured with a drink in your hand, and never swear. But this is a big f**king day.”

    Democrat voter: “Trump is so crude! He’s so unpresidential.”

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