Preparing Joe for Debates

20 Comments on Preparing Joe for Debates

1. It ain’t about Biden. It’s about the sinister whore, Kamala Harris.

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2. Cap’n Pike!

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3. So the debate questions will have “yes” or “no” answers, then. Cool.

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4. ^^^^ “I’m Joe Biden, & I approve this message” ^^^^

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5. I’m hoping he tries to sniff Melania, Ivanka, or Laura.

   Heck! I’m hoping he tries to sniff POTUS Trump!

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6. And the yellow light will flash. Over and over.

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7. First, they have to pull him out of the cyrogenic tank, thaw him out, then install new batteries. A bit of WD-40 here and there may be necessary.

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8. @ AbigailAdams

   I apologize because I’m a degenerate but…

   Joe would sniff Trump just to get a whiff of Melania.

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9. Wouldn’t that be like trying to train a sloth to run an Olympic’s 200 m sprint? And believing it could win.

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10. That’s photoshopped! Joe would be sitting backwards.

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11. A Piker if there ever was one.

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12. “I’m Joe Biden, and I remembered my name!”

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13. I think he’s getting better.

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14. The open mouth vacant stare is always a dead giveaway!
    Beam him up Scotty!

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15. Reminds me of another Star Trek episode–
    https://i2.wp.com/www.tor.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/st-patterns22.jpg?type=vertical
    https://planetauschwitz.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/unnamed.png

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16. My all-time fave trivia question is a two-parter:
    Who was captain of the Enterprise before Kirk? (Most TOS fans know that.) And…
    What was the name of his horse?

17. Gonna need a battery booster and a whole lotta’ Vitamultin…

18. Chris Wallace has announced the subjects for his questions.
    Nothing about foreign policy or health care or education.
    I have no doubt Pres. Trump will work those in. Wallace plans on softball subjects for Joe’s sake.
    BLM and race in America. That’s so Joe can say Trump and his supporters are racist, end of story.I

    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/chris-wallace-of-fox-news-reveals-topics-chosen-for-first-biden-trump-debate-2020-09-22

19. Near then beginning of this clip, Joe B claims he taught Constitutional law for over 20 years.
    When did he work this into his almost 50 years in government?

    https://youtu.be/RzF_iXhIsuk
    🤣🤪

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20. He’s dead, Jim.