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Biden Gets Distracted By Train During Speech

Wednesday, 30 September 2020, 22:15 BFH Uncategorized 22

100Percent Fed Up-

Joe Biden, the presidential candidate who believes Americans still listen to music on a phonograph, is venturing out of his basement to join his wife and handler, Jill Biden, on a train tour through Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Joe was greeted in Ohio by mobs of Trump supporters holding Trump flags, signs, and banners, as they patiently waited for old Sleepy Joe to pass by:

Comedian Tim Young points out that Biden’s train tour consists of riding the train for 25 minutes and then getting off the train to greet 8 people. Young calls his campaign train stunt, “Pointless.” There’s More

22 Comments on Biden Gets Distracted By Train During Speech

  2. by an amazing coincidence I went to the county dump today (our county is still rural enough not to have the county burden the taxpayers w/ the cost of trash pickup. you can pay a private co. to pick up your trash, but I prefer to go to the dump … it’s only about 8 minutes out of my way)
    anyhow … while dumping my refuse in the compactor I noticed someone had placed a train set on top of the dumpster (people often do that w/ perfectly good unwanted items that someone else might desire) … had the urge to scarf it, but didn’t

    damn! missed my chance to send it off to Joke as a ‘campaign contribution’ … I’ll remember to keep my eyes open for an old Victrola

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  6. The irony is that the last guy who did a whistle stop train tour was Truman, who defeated Dewey in part because Dewey thought he didn’t need to campaign. I don’t think you thought this stunt through.

    Joe, I hate to break it to you, but nothing says old and tired politics more than riding a government train to campaign. I’m sure it fires up your radical marxist base. Your former boss always said that the GOP was trying to take us back to the fifties, and here you are riding the rails back to the forties.

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  11. i was posting the other night how a whistle stop tour would be perfect for him. Sleeping in the car until the train stops, prop him up, mutter something, stumble back in car, fall asleep, repeat….

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  13. @UncleAl ~ they practically had to get him out today (somewhere safe) to show his meds didn’t crash him

    … the results are predictably lame

    epitath … ‘Joe Biden, Mediocrity’

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  21. Actually joey is more like the little engine that couldn’t, “I think I can’t, I know I can’t.” Choo choo. And Rat Fink I had a copy of the It’s a gas little flimsy record from Mad magazine when I was growing up. We played it to death and it has been gone foe a long time but I still remember laughing my self silly listening to all the burps and farts on it.

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