Who Would Be In Biden’s Cabinet?

42 Comments on Who Would Be In Biden’s Cabinet?

1. …the only things in Joe’s cabinet is a bottle of Johnson & Johnson No More Tears shampoo, a child-sized mannequin head, a bottle of baby powder, and some paper towels for…later…

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2. Secretary of the Interior – Martha Stewart, because she is an expert on interiors.

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3. Secretary of Energy – The Energizer Bunny

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4. Chief of Staff – Well, it would have to be an Indian, no? Right Chief? And not the dot head kind of Indian that own the 7-11.

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5. Secretary of the Treasury – a Pirate

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6. “Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency ”

   …Ted Turner as Captain Planet…

   https://youtu.be/d1FkPjWL8mA

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7. Secretary of Transportation – Scotty

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8. Secretary of Transportation –SkyRunner Flying Car pilot

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9. “Director of National Intelligence”

   …so, this is like 1984 or Fahrenheit 451, where everything is titled OPPOSITE, right?

   …there’s no OTHER way Joe could have ANYBODY called that…

   https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1197530665056686081/oz6eeM8w_400x400.jpg

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10. Secretary of Agriculture – Michelle ‘Arugula’ Obama

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11. Secretary of Agriculture would be Mike Bloomberg. He knows how easy it is to plant stuff.

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12. AG – Gloria Allred
    CIA – Valerie Plame
    Education – nobody, the Common Core Curriculum will take care of itself
    EPA – Greta Thunberg
    HHS – Kermit Gosnell (after pardon)
    Treasury – Hunter Biden
    OMB – Elizabeth Holmes
    Small Business Association – Gretchen Witmer
    SecDef – Dick Blumenthal
    Vet Affairs – Chelsea Manning or Beau Bergdahl
    DNI – Maxine Waters

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13. Secretary of Labor – Kate Gosellin for obvious reasons.

    Abolish National Intelligence – it intimidates him.

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14. Secretary of Energy – JEB!

    Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency- Ben & Jerry

    Secretary of Health and Human Services – DOCTOR Jill Biden

    Acting Secretary of Homeland Security- No one. Buy a shotgun

    Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – Corn Pop

    Secretary of the Interior – Chip and Joanna Gains

    Secretary of Labor – A pregnant woman

    Director of the Office of Management and Budget- Ashley Biden

    Director of National Intelligence – Magic 8 Ball

    Administrator of the Small Business Administration – The guy who invented ‘New Coke’.

    Secretary of State – Dora the Explorer

    Secretary of Transportation- Flo from Progressive

    Secretary of the Treasury- Hunter Biden

    U.S. Trade Representative – El Chapo

    Secretary of Veterans Affairs – General Mills

    White House Chief of Staff – Cardi B

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15. Secretary of Defense – Ilhan Omar
    Secretary of Agriculture – Alexandria ‘did you know vegetables grow in dirt’ Ocasio Cortez.
    Secretary of Defense – Jane Fonda

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16. FDA – Michael Moore (heavy emphasis on the “F”).

    AG – Michael Avenatti

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17. Acting Secretary of Homeland Security – The best acting secretary I can think of is that dame from Perry Mason. Get her on the horn.

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18. Yo MJA,

    I resemble that remark….

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19. Thanks Mr. Hat.

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20. Secretary of Veteran Affairs – Chelsea Manning or, Nidal Hasan.

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21. Sec’y of Defense – lying dog faced pony soldier

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22. I believe that Crazy joe biden already has a ‘Cabinet’ full of young, pre-teen girls in his man-cave at home!

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23. Every one of them will have a Chinse name.

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24. Secretary of the Interior – Sofa King Lo!
    http://www.tshirtlaundry.com/assets/images/photos/SofaKing12-4-2012-2.jpg
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25. Director of National Intelligence – Derp Durple

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26. Secretary of Energy – some guy who farts a lot…. Oh, yeah – Swalwell!
    https://youtu.be/0XK797-vj4k
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27. The cast of the Simpsons could easily fill all cabinet posts.

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28. Sec of health.. Bill {This goes under your skin} Gates

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29. You all need to be careful. Don’t fall into the same trap that Hillary Clinton supporters fell into in 2016. If you get complacent and don’t show up to vote, Joe Biden is guaranteed to win.

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30. Okay, I’m gonna base my choices on the absolute worst person you could possibly stick in that position)

    Dir Natl Intelligence – Sandy Cortez, aka AOC

    Sec Defense – MISTER Bradley Manning

    Sec State – Killary (at this point, what difference would it make?)

    Sec Treasury – Hunter Biden

    Dir of DEA – Hunter Biden (he can multi-task, alright?)

    Dir of ICE – Jorge’ Ramos

    Sec Transportation – Norman Mineta (so we can have a 9/11 v2.0)

    Sec Labor – Hunter Biden (he’s the laziest most shiftless POS on the planet)

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31. Secretary of Agriculture –

    Michelle 0bama. She has White House Garden experience. She will grow the biggest pizzas and fries!

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32. Attorney General –

    Nathan Thurm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPH5ePrx5t4&feature=emb_logo
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33. Don’t worry @mohammeds pink swastika.

    This is playtime, which is necessary so we don’t go crazy.

    Election Day and the days leading up to it will feature IOTWarriors taking care of business.

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34. Director of the Central Intelligence Agency-

    AOCortez.

    Secretary of Commerce-

    YELP.

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35. Secretary of Defense-

    The Karate Kid.

    Secretary of Education

    Le Bron James

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36. Mohammed’s pink swastika-
    I snapped at someone a few days ago who said, “Oh I’m just voting for Trump, I’m not bothering with the rest of the choices.”

    My head spun 180 like Linda Blair.

    “Hold on hold on hold on… no. no no no…”
    Trump wins, right?

    -right.

    And because you didn’t FEEEL like voting down ticket, he gets caught up with democrat assholes in the Senate/House?

    -Oh. Yeah.

    THOSE are the types of people who complain an R in the White House never gets anything done, as if the guy is KING. FFS. Some people on our side make me so tired sometimes.

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37. IOTWarriors

    We need a T-shirt.

    We don’t surrender.
    We don’t quit.
    We don’t lose.

    Ever.

38. Gotta make room for good ol’ Eric The Weenie Holder.

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39. Stacy “Tank” Abrams will fill a slot somewhere for Biden. Well, overfill is more like it…

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40. Don’t forget Kamala for Monica’s position

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41. Jeff Dunham and the rest of his puppets should just about cover it.

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42. Love the picture! Looks like Banjo Boy from Deliverance grew up,,,