someone (named karen) must be feeling guilty about something she did in the recent past…. but instead of accepting her mistake I bet we find out she went on a corporate rampage and DEMANDED a new policy that mandates ALL employees MUST WRITE IN ALL CAPS so that no karen will ever feel the sting of truth again!!!
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…just wait till she orders a Cheese Under Neeps Turnips…
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The other day I ordered a turkey on white bread with american cheese and tomato. The word “TWAT” was written on the wrapper. Nowwww I get it.
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@SNS – I was typing while yours posted. GMTA LOL!
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stirrin the pot
OCTOBER 16, 2020 AT 5:49 AM
…yours was a lot less strained than mine. Good acronymimg there’s, STP.
…but in my defense,, turnips are strained and so are Karen’s, so I still thought it was appropriate, at least for 530 in the AM when no one but we crazies are up anyway…
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Why would anyone post a description of themselves being so stupid? Instead of looking like a raging fool for a few people in the restaurant the ENTIRE WORLD now knows this woman is an idiot.
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They must be psychic…….
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That’s funny.
izlamo delenda est …
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Only an unsophisticated bitch (karen) would order cheese on a BLT.
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…be funny if, after she started to walk away, the guy who she was talking to muttered “bitch” just loud enough for her to hear it…
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Wouldn’t it have been BLTC ?
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Wonder if they make a sandwich with “douche” for an acronym?
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A BLT with cheese? What unholy madness is this? š
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Jimmy Johns buy a sammich, as a bonus get a voucher for a free reading comprehension class.
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@the dirtball
“Wonder if they make a sandwich with ādoucheā for an acronym?”
I’ll ask when I pick up my DOUble CHEeseburger.
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…I wonder what would have happened if he had told her to shut up, because her job as a woman SHOULD be to make sammiches for HIM instead of the other way ’round…
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For those who decry the idea of cheese on a BLT (and from a purist’s perspective, you’re quite right), there’s a close cousin to that classic sandwich you might enjoy: the MBLT (the M is for Marguerita). Add a thin layer of fresh mozzarella cheese and one or two basil leaves to the bacon, lettuce, and tomato. It isn’t a real BLT, but it’s darn tasty!
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…the perfect BLT…
Make a BLT exactly as the name suggests.
Remove the lettuce and onion to the nearest trash receptacle or hungry farm animal.
Add more bacon.
Bread is optional.
You’re welcome.
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That’s hilarious.
In my travels, if you don’t order from the menu exactly as made, they have to scribble on the wrapper. Otherwise they would just write #2. heh.
Cheese is always written as ‘ch’.
cucumber is ‘cu’ chicken is ‘chic’…
Sometimes people will write your entire order on wrappers.
So if you bought a sammich with chips and a diet soda, you can make lots of interesting sentences. lol.
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@TonyR
If the shoe fitsā¦
… in her MOUF!
If this is real and she posted this about herself…. she has a good sense of humor. š
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…let me try this again…
“ā¦the perfect BLTā¦
Make a BLT exactly as the name suggests.
Remove the lettuce and TOMATO to the nearest trash receptacle or hungry farm animal.
Add more bacon.
Bread is optional.
Youāre welcome.”
…I have know idea why I wrote “Onion”, don’t think BLO is a “thing”.
…althogh if SHE had one on White bread with Mayo and Egg, then they could write “BLOW ME” on the wrapper, and off we’d go again…
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Sandwich guys wait months and months for uptight women to order BLT w cheese so they can write Blt ch on the wrapper and have their home girl make a scene.
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I see what they did there!
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I suppose someone ordering bacon, letters, and mayonnaise would get a BLM statement on the wrap.
š
If the shoe fits…
I just figured it described how she acted in the drive thru.
Hehe, oops!
that’s a BLT ch, love me a blt ch
enjoi crayon, i mean caren, i mean karon, i mean ASSHOLE
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Nobody but nobody puts cheese on a BLT. (apologies to Dirty Harry)
However, I must admit, I’ve got so I prefer a BST; bacon, spinach and tomato.
Immediately saw āBacon Lettuce Tomato Cheeseā. Yes Seriously.
someone (named karen) must be feeling guilty about something she did in the recent past…. but instead of accepting her mistake I bet we find out she went on a corporate rampage and DEMANDED a new policy that mandates ALL employees MUST WRITE IN ALL CAPS so that no karen will ever feel the sting of truth again!!!
…just wait till she orders a Cheese Under Neeps Turnips…
The other day I ordered a turkey on white bread with american cheese and tomato. The word “TWAT” was written on the wrapper. Nowwww I get it.
@SNS – I was typing while yours posted. GMTA LOL!
stirrin the pot
OCTOBER 16, 2020 AT 5:49 AM
…yours was a lot less strained than mine. Good acronymimg there’s, STP.
…but in my defense,, turnips are strained and so are Karen’s, so I still thought it was appropriate, at least for 530 in the AM when no one but we crazies are up anyway…
Why would anyone post a description of themselves being so stupid? Instead of looking like a raging fool for a few people in the restaurant the ENTIRE WORLD now knows this woman is an idiot.
They must be psychic…….
That’s funny.
izlamo delenda est …
Only an unsophisticated bitch (karen) would order cheese on a BLT.
…be funny if, after she started to walk away, the guy who she was talking to muttered “bitch” just loud enough for her to hear it…
Wouldn’t it have been BLTC ?
Wonder if they make a sandwich with “douche” for an acronym?
A BLT with cheese? What unholy madness is this? š
Jimmy Johns buy a sammich, as a bonus get a voucher for a free reading comprehension class.
@the dirtball
“Wonder if they make a sandwich with ādoucheā for an acronym?”
I’ll ask when I pick up my DOUble CHEeseburger.
…I wonder what would have happened if he had told her to shut up, because her job as a woman SHOULD be to make sammiches for HIM instead of the other way ’round…
For those who decry the idea of cheese on a BLT (and from a purist’s perspective, you’re quite right), there’s a close cousin to that classic sandwich you might enjoy: the MBLT (the M is for Marguerita). Add a thin layer of fresh mozzarella cheese and one or two basil leaves to the bacon, lettuce, and tomato. It isn’t a real BLT, but it’s darn tasty!
…the perfect BLT…
Make a BLT exactly as the name suggests.
Remove the lettuce and onion to the nearest trash receptacle or hungry farm animal.
Add more bacon.
Bread is optional.
You’re welcome.
That’s hilarious.
In my travels, if you don’t order from the menu exactly as made, they have to scribble on the wrapper. Otherwise they would just write #2. heh.
Cheese is always written as ‘ch’.
cucumber is ‘cu’ chicken is ‘chic’…
Sometimes people will write your entire order on wrappers.
So if you bought a sammich with chips and a diet soda, you can make lots of interesting sentences. lol.
@TonyR
If the shoe fitsā¦
… in her MOUF!
If this is real and she posted this about herself…. she has a good sense of humor. š
…let me try this again…
“ā¦the perfect BLTā¦
Make a BLT exactly as the name suggests.
Remove the lettuce and TOMATO to the nearest trash receptacle or hungry farm animal.
Add more bacon.
Bread is optional.
Youāre welcome.”
…I have know idea why I wrote “Onion”, don’t think BLO is a “thing”.
…althogh if SHE had one on White bread with Mayo and Egg, then they could write “BLOW ME” on the wrapper, and off we’d go again…
Sandwich guys wait months and months for uptight women to order BLT w cheese so they can write Blt ch on the wrapper and have their home girl make a scene.
I see what they did there!
I suppose someone ordering bacon, letters, and mayonnaise would get a BLM statement on the wrap.
š