[ChinaVirus]
Beltway Report: You could not make this stuff up if you tried. I mean seriously, they are going to find people who are willing to shove a stick up a ton of peoples’ butts to test them for the flu?
Sorry for being so graphic, but thats what we are talking about here for crying out loud!
Welcome to the New World Order …
Newsweek reported:
‘More than a million Beijing residents undergoing coronavirus testing amid a fresh outbreak have been administered anal swabs, which are considered more accurate and raise the chances of detecting COVID-19, said a Chinese disease specialist.
The key districts of Daxing and Dongcheng began a mass testing drive on Friday after a nine-year-old boy tested positive for the more virulent strain of the virus, first discovered in London and the southeast of England last month.
San Francrisco
Fire Island
Rehoboth
Key West
Charlotte Amalie
Ummmmm…No thank you!
Shepard Smith has gone to China for some in-depth reporting on this matter.
I guess that they have found another way beside biden to stick it to us !
Turkeyland Cove, Martha’s Vinyard, Mass.
The most contagious disease in the world? Shouldn’t we just need to spit in a jar?
Can I put my name on a ziplock and just toss a sample at the drive thru testing place? I’ll aim for the numbers so they can catch it easily.😉
If it’s in fecal matter, wouldn’t a majority of the Democrat cities be extinct by now. San Francisco would be a bio hazard zone.
Anal probing – so who’s really responsible for this virus and where do they come from?
Todays Babylon Bee once again one ups the chinks in absurdity with todays article, FDA approves new, even more accurate COVID test that requires a swab of your exposed heart. We are truly in Bizarro World and The Twilight Zone folks.
So is this Rachel (woman with a dick) Levine’s first accomplishment as Ass’t Health Secretary? You knew the anal probes couldn’t be far be hind.
I crack me up – no actually they want to go up your crack.
P. S. Did I tell you the ewection was stolen?
Are Walmart Cashiers speaking Chinese yet?
“Secretary Buttigieg, you don’t need to get the test 20 times!”
Pete Buttagag will require a floor mop to produce a sample.
Uncle Al
JANUARY 28, 2021 AT 8:01 AM
“I mean seriously, they are going to find people who are willing to shove a stick up a ton of peoples’ butts to test them for the flu?
San Francrisco
Fire Island
Rehoboth
Key West
Charlotte Amalie”
…The United States.
Last time I looked, we ALL took it up the ass in November, and continue to consent to it.
No general strikes.
No taxes withheld.
No challenges to all the illegal EOs.
No attempt to defend the First Amendment.
No riots, even in places of mass layoffs.
No rebellion on the horizon.
And they’re still going to have a show trial for the one man who stood up to them in the last 40 years, fully defended by compliant and politically purged troops.
…yep, America seems to like taking it up the ass, because here we are, all bent over, all resistance beaten out of us by a false flag that SHOULD have been a REAL one but wasn’t, and now its too late…
…so stay prone, America.
This is only the FIRST probe that’s going up your ass.
Pretty soon, what with the ones the IRS, FBI, ATF, DOJ, etc, etc., usw., ad nauseum, there’s not gonna be enough room up there for a Q-tip, so they’ll just rip the cotton off and jam the raw shaft in there too, just so you know to NEVER, EVER defy them again…
…we didn’t save China from tyranny when we could have, because we had our OWN Indonesian tyrant in charge.
…now there’s no one to save US.
…but I wouldn’t worry about 6hr guns just yet. Yeah, they will come to get them, but it’s not their TOP priority because they control all the ORGANIZED force in the Country, have a robust Brown Shirt squad for flare-ups, and own the courts so anyone who actually USES a gun will have them ALL taken away and be immediately sentenced to be ass-raped by Muslims while a joyful media doxxes their undefended family and calls them all seditionous White Nationalist confederate Klansmen and invites stage-managed angry hordes to destroy everything and everyone you’ve been forced to leave behind…
…I’ve read this book before. In Russian and German, in French and Chinese, and in as many Spanish dialects as there are Spanish speaking dictators. Most of the book is pretty bad, except for the part where America comes to the rescue at the end.
…that part doesn’t seem to be in the English translation, for…some reason…so it doesn’t look to have a happy ending here…
…so here we are, compliant little Good Germans, with the media telling us soothingly that the smoke we smell from the huge new plant down the road thats staffed by “political rebels” is just pork, even though there’s none in the grocery store, or anywhere else.
…I’m sure we’ll be fine as long as we don’t look them in the eye and just keep doing what we’re told, I hear they’re even arranging for the most modern housing for us with well-equipped shower and oven facilities so we can go make pork sausage smells of our own, just as soon as they get the box cars on the solar powered train to take us there…
Seems like a fitting test 🤔 the Commie’s have heads crammed so far up their asses already.
A wildly popular lefty fad in 3..2..1
Mmmm … 20 times! … with a floor mop! … can Barry O’Bola do the honors?
Rectum? It damn neared killed ’em.
Hunter liked it…
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnd the test results came back: “Yer an Asshole”
Rectal or retina, at this point what difference does it make in Chiland?
And there will be no shortage of volunteers to sign up for this “test”. Every leftist idiot driving alone in his/her Prius while wearing a mask.
If this had been suggested as a way to test for aids the homo crowd would have gone bonkers, charging that it is oppressive.
Gin blossom…best laugh I’ve had in a while. Thanks.
start with gro-biden votuhs, they like that stuff
Sure, I’ll fart in the face of adversity!
Betwween fauci’s ‘double masking’ and this forced sodomy, does everyone see the sexual sadism motivating the likes of the left?
Next up, the Dept of Transportation will be in charge of anal testing!! This is the moment Pete’s been waiting for. Combine it with a mileage tax.
Are You Shitting Me?
can’t we just mail in a box of turds, like one of those new-fangled colon cancer tests?