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A product called Nosy that is positioning itself as a competitor to the face mask attracted ridicule after people pointed out that it looked absurd.
Although ostensibly a means of protecting against air pollution, the product has undoubtedly drawn attention due to the proliferation of face masks in a post-COVID world.
It’s essentially a small plastic nose covering that makes the wearer look like they’re permanently trapped inside an Instagram puppy filter.
A promo video for Nosy cites World Health Organization statistics which claim one in nine global deaths are due to indoor or outdoor air pollution. More
HAHAHAHA…I love stupid people. Many are more entertaining than television shows.
Now available in metric colors –
Brown 25 iz the most popular…
Damnit! Once again I have the million dollar ideas and fail to capitalize on them. I envisioned a bulbous red nose containing an activated charcoal filter and a fake flower for the lapel that shoots out hand sanitizer. I just couldnt think what the big floppy shoes could do. Imma tellin you the busybodies would insist we all wear clown outfits.
“…one in nine global deaths are due to indoor or outdoor air pollution…”
Yeah bullshit. The masks are coming off because the covid panic is running out of steam, and nobody is going to wear a beak to flatten the pollution curve. Except for the people who will take a swab up the bunghole. They’ll wear a beak.
That’s snot funny.
I’m just gonna wear my Mardi Gras mask…
Not recommended for mouth breathers.
Celebrity approved by Michael Jackson and Arty Lange.
I’m truly surprised that people aren’t walking around wearing one of these:
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/169ce80e-843f-4eba-8038-9c7deaad2794.e9ecbfe0017c68644863e3c7e082a08e.jpeg?odnWidth=612&odnHeight=612&odnBg=ffffff
Rat fink, ah good old Brown 25 from the UrAnus Corporation. If it looks like shit and smells like shit and comes from the UrAnus Corp. it must be Brown 25.
Comes in sizes small, medium, large and Karl Malden.
Or the ski jump Bob Hope version.
Fauci is orgasmic over this
Chuckie-
-~>Comes in sizes small, medium, large and Karl Malden.
still laffin!
🤣🤣🤣
This is a hoax, right????????? More breath goes in and out of your mnouth if you’re talking. Unless…
Unless there’s a matching mouthy.
Need to protect the eyes, too. Enhance the nosey with glasses and additional filtering under the nose, and you have…Groucho Glasses!
https://youtu.be/PBsjggc5jHM
I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice, hey yo, fat girl, come here, are you ticklish?
Didn’t Lee Marvin wear that in Cat Ballou?
They should call it “The Karen”.