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Cleaning up the curse words in our comments

Thursday, 11 March 2021, 8:24 BFH Uncategorized 74

When we are frustrated or angry, maybe we class up the joint a bit by using the Tim Hawkins Guide to Alternative Cuss Words.

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74 Comments on Cleaning up the curse words in our comments

  7. …I STILL can’t think of a more vile, revolting, disgusting, foul word with more evil connotations and CENTURIES of rancid stench that encompasses practitioners of EVERY deadly sin AND MORE than the word…

    DEMOCRAT.

    …there, I said it. It’s like larceny and treason, infanticide and toddler mutilation, abuse of women and rape of children all rolled into one compact word for a force that only knows division and hatred and perversion, that seeks to make mankind into animals and turns its back on God Himself as its rulers destroy entire nations just so they can rule the ruins, which they then rape and pillage at will, setting the very humans they made feral against each other just for their own amusement as they seek to poison the very air they breath and inflict disease and genetic mutilation on their own helpless subjects fir the sole purpose of bolstering their own power to bend all to their will.

    There is NO worse word than Democrat.

    Prove me wrong.

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  10. I was reprimanded on FB by one of their monitors for using “fartknocker” when posting a comment about homos. Later that week they gave me 30 days in FB jail. I’ve been in so FB jail so many times that I now have prison tats for street cred purposes.

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  12. Well shucky darn and golly. I am just as guilty as so many of us are who have become numb to all the cultural changes in our use of language over the past 50 years and have allowed what used to be considered profane and obscene to become the norm. I heard my dad use the f word once and my grandfather would have skinned me alive or whipped his belt out and paddled my butt if he had ever heard me say any of the now mainstream (unfortunately) uses of profanity.

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  17. ..you can always sidestep to foreign if you want to be obscure, but not Spanish, most people know that.

    “Ficken” works.
    “Scheiss” is nice.
    And who can’t love to “Bumsen”…

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  20. …”FEAR” is a pretty terrible word. It causes more death and destruction than sex and envy combined.

    It also moves faster and further, infects your loved ones, makes even people you thought you know well do extremely stupid things, turns family against family, and is VERY hard to get rid of once it takes hold.

    You need look no further than out your window at the folks wearing masks in their cars and on the street to see that.

    People will sell their freedom and their children’s freedom for fear. Fear is corrosive. Fear paralyzes. Fear leads to anger leads to destruction.

    Fear is the best instrument to rule by.

    This is why Democrats love it so much.

    You should fear fear, and not itself.

    You should fear those that ARE fearful.

    Because they are the most acute danger to us ALL…

    …I would take “FEAR” from the human lexicon if I could, but it’s not in my power.

    It is only in the power of the Lord.

    …And HE would have us substitute it with “HOPE”…

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  25. There really aren’t any adequate words to describe the expletive, expletive, expletive, expletive, expletive, Democrats, Bill Gate, MSM, SCOTUS, and the fake 46th Pres. and side kick Kamalatoe.

    Feel free to substitute any other words, as they all fit.

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  27. I first heard the word shit when I was in 3rd or 4th grade about 1962 or 63 from a local farm kid whose last name was Finke, I’m not kidding (pronounced Fink ee). It was in elementary school in Ephrata, Wash. He was telling me about his fathers shit wagon, I didn’t what a shit wagon was, it was a manure spreader. I don’t think I told my mom about that word, she would’ve killed me. She had a hard enough time when I heard the word bastard from a friend and I mentioned it to my mom, my friend had watched To Kill A Mockingbird and they used that word in the movie and I didn’t know what a bastard was. I remember getting my mouth washed out with soap for that and never said it again around my mom.

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  36. The one and only time my father smocked me was when I said damn in some teenage tirade I had aimed at him. Don’t even remember the context or what I was cuffed about but I remember the slap and never did it again. I never heard him utter a foul word in our home, ever, and he was a tough guy, a boilermaker. He would be so disappointed in me if he could hear his daughter rage at politicians and pundits on the TeeVee.

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  43. My Dad once whipped my ass … uhh … spanked me … for using the word “crud.”

    Since that time it is glaringly obvious to me that those who use cuss words are either of a limited vocabulary or are confused in what they are trying to express and, consequently, lash out in abusive language.

    I would never want to write anything that would reflect poorly on this inestimably grand website.

    I am holier than thou, by a long shot.

    izlamo delenda est …

    Come to think of it, I have no idea what “izlamo delenda est” means – but I hope to high Heaven it doesn’t contain a curse word.

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  45. Geofftheaardvark — I was the sweet little girl on the bus in Littlerock, WA (second grade) who fogged the window with her breath, cupped her hand around the foggy place so no one could see it and wrote S-H-I-T, then quickly wiped over it. My cheeks burned with shame. My dad used to tell us kids that cuss words make us sound ignorant. I never heard my grandparents or parents use foul language. My mom said “crock of …” once and the sound of the needle scratching across the record resounded. And she hadn’t even said the word! LOL

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  46. @PHenry
    An homage to Roman Moroni:
    I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes… like yourselves.
    Gonna have to watch that movie again!

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  49. Goldenfoxx
    MARCH 11, 2021 AT 10:39 AM
    “My favorite is “Shut your piehole.””

    …”Cakehole” is good too, plus the “K” sound just gives it a soupçon more force behind it somehow…

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  53. HAHA, I remember a loooong time ago, I made a comment on a post and thought I was being clever by staring out a letter: Fu*ck

    DOH! Everyone laughed at me; even I did after I realized my booboo!

    I was still embarrassed that I actually spelled the word!

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  63. Steven Colbert
    MARCH 11, 2021 AT 11:59 AM
    “I spose cockholster is still acceptable”

    …it would have been more fun to say “I spose cockholster is still on the table”, because then we could take ’em out, lay ’em and measure ’em proper…

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  70. Abigail Adams, I had to look up where Littlerock, Wash. is located because I never heard of it before. It appears to be in Thurston County close by Olympia, who knew. Of course I’ve lived all of my life in Eastern Wash. so other than Seattle I know little about Western Washington.

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  71. The Stranger: There’s just one thing, Dude.
    The Dude: And what’s that?
    The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
    The Dude: What the f*** you talking about?
    The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.

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  72. @PHenry ~ that was good ol’ Roman Maroni, mangle of cuss words, in ‘Johnny Dangerously’

    “You fargin sneaky bastage. I’m gonna take your dwork. I’m gonna nail it to the wall. I’m gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I’m gonna cut off your arms. I’m gonna shove ’em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!”

    “I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes… like yourselves.”

    worked w/ a guy that used to call every one pissed him off a ‘sock-sucker’
    worked w/ an old German guy that used to call everyone ‘you brick’, ’cause he couldn’t properly pronounce the ‘p’

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