Ruin a Song With a Homonym

159 Comments on Ruin a Song With a Homonym

1. For our ISIS friends out there, I Will Always Love Ewe.

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2. Wear Wolves of London.

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3. Whet @&& Kitty.

   Sorry, I can’ bring myself to buy into the dehumanizing of our culture that the Rap community seems Hell bent on promoting.

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4. Here’s one for Elton John:

   Don’t Let The Son Go Down On Me.

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5. I came for ewe
   (Apologies to DRG for blatant plagerism)

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6. “Pink iPhone with glitter”

   Oh sorry, that’s a Homophone…

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7. Let It Bee

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8. For all the Old Timers, like me, out there,
   The Chattanooga Chew Chew
   Knight Moves
   Oui are the World (wretch wretch)
   Mr Blew Sky (sorry Mr Lynne)

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9. I Like Big Buttes

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10. No problem Wauco, sick minds and all.

    Say, you’re not Joe Biden by any chance are you Wauco? (just kiddin no insult intended)

11. For the trannies, It Was A Biggy Wiggy Yellow Polka Dot Biggy Weenie Bikini That He/She/It Wore On The Beach Today. Apologies to Brian Hyland. That’d be a fright that I couldn’t get out of my sight.

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12. Mid Knight Train to Georgia

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13. We Could Be Gyros

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14. Like Dean Martin used to say, Some butts are buttes.

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15. Ewe Light Up My Life

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16. “Ruin a song with a homonym.”

    “Strawberry Fags Forever”

    Like that?

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17. Why You Juana

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18. Piece Train

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19. Why Don’t We Doo It On The Road.

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20. In the good ol’ Summer thyme

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21. Rocks An

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22. It’s My Tern

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23. Putin on the Ritz

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/y3z841UJiVk/hqdefault.jpg

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24. Meat Me in the Mourning

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25. And for the hippies, Tye Dye A Pee Stained Yellow Flag (T shirt) Around The Old Oak Tree.

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26. Baby, I knead your lovin’

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27. Lettuce Get It On

    (true story: that was our Wedding Song for our first dance! We got married in the morning, went to Galatoires on Bourbon Street to celebrate, and afterwards went into The Famous Door to dance to live music. I tipped the lead singer a sawbuck, told him to play a slow song as it was our first dance after getting married that morning. He asked what song you want? I replied You pick it, brutha! He announced to the other bar-flies that it was our first wedding dance. The crowd went apeshit with happy laughter when those first four 🎶 notes sounded)

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28. Crazy in L’oeuf

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29. Love Can Make Ewe Happy

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30. Imagine Whirled Peas.

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31. Fore Ever Jung

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32. Thyme in a Bottle

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33. Achy Breaky Fart.

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34. Sole Sacrifice

    izlamo delenda est …

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35. 🎵 There Has To Be A Mourning After 🎶

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36. Season of the Which

    izlamo delenda est …

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37. Peace of My Heart

    From blues to easy listening by changing just two vowels; proof that spelling does count.

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38. Hertz Sew Good

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39. A Lone Together

    izlamo delenda est …

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40. Rubber Sole

    izlamo delenda est …

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41. Norwegian Would

    izlamo delenda est …

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42. I can’t believe no one’s done this yet so I guess I’ll go first.
    (Inner teenager emerges…)

    Cum On Eileen

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43. Pissing In The Wind or Farting In The Wind.

44. Aisle Bee Home Four Christmas

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45. Baby I Love Ewe

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46. Cryin Won’t Help Ewe Babe

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47. Banned on the Run

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48. Kerry That Wait (a long tyme)

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49. Eye Walk The Line.

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50. Deer Prudence

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51. American Cow Pie.

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52. Beet It

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53. Sole Survivor

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54. Eye Will Always Love Ewe

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55. My girl likes to potty all the time.

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56. Estimated Profit
    (by the Great Full Dead)

57. Hoarse With Know Name

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58. Groanin’ the Blews

59. Purple Rein

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60. Green Grass And High Fives.

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61. Give My Love to Rows

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62. Another Juan Bites The Dust

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63. In honor of St. Patrick’s Day. “ The Night Chicago Dyed”

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64. PHAT Bottom Girls

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65. One of my favorite albums is Dolly Patton’s Greatest Tits.

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66. Ate Daze a Weak

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67. I have two
    Change “Like a rock” to “like my cock”.
    Change “time for me to fly” to “time for you to die”.
    The whole song takes on a whole different meaning.

68. Amarillo Buy Mourning

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69. MacAwful Park.

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70. Bad Whether-Poco

71. Paper Hack Writer.

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72. Butt Moon Rising.

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73. Blew by you

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74. Boogie Knights

    Buy Buy Love

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75. Season of the Which

76. Yes, turd A

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77. Hell tsk elder

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78. Fairy Crossed a Mercy

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79. Take Off All You’re Close

80. Borne Under a Bat Sign

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81. Towed

82. Mrs. Brown You Have A Lovely Transgendered Daughter.

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83. A Mary Camp Eye

84. The Wait.

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85. Home, Home On Derange

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86. For you cross-dressers: Gal Vest On

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87. Don’t Talk Two Strangers

    Everybody Hertz

88. Give Peas A Chance.

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89. It’s little posts like this where you realize it’s personal.

90. Fanfare for the C’mon Man

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91. Where the deer and the cantaloupe are strange.

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92. The Village People:

    Nacho, Nacho Man

93. Have You Ever Scene the Reign?

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94. Gnu York Gnu York

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95. Wee are the whirled

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96. I Love a Reign(y) Knight

    I Feel for Ewe

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97. Walken after midnight…..this time with more cowbell…

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98. Blue suede jews…

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99. If You See Hymn

    Little Deuce Coop

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100. Knights in White Satin

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101. Owed to Billy Joe

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102. Porking a ewe doesn’t make it a pig!

103. I love you, for several mental reasons.

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104. Life of Allusion

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105. A Loan Again, Naturally

     izlamo delenda est …

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106. Funny Butt, when I see you, I’m in the mood for love.

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107. Two crickets with parrot eyes

108. Blew Bayou

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109. As the salesman hummed,
     I put a spiel on you

110. Pair Of Dice City

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111. Clothes To You.

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112. Elle And/Or Rigby

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113. Love Me Due

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114. To Live and Let Dye

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115. Date Ripper

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116. Dough a Deer

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117. The Fax of Life

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118. Hare!

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119. Hay Hay Paula

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120. Wring My Bell

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121. Turn, Tern .. Turn!

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122. Sweet Judy Blew I’s

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123. Hay, Joe

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124. I Herd It Through the Grapevine

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125. A Whiter Shade of Pail

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126. Never On Sundae

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127. Titan Up

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128. You’re So Vein

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129. Whose Sari Now?

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130. Miss Us, Robin’s Son?

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131. Another Juan Bites The Dust

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132. Runaround Sioux

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133. Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be Tow Buoys!

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134. Or, Mamma’s don’t let your boobies grow out to be tow buoys!

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135. Ain’t No woman Like the One-Eyed Dot.

     😉

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136. Fly Me to You’re Anus

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137. Misty I’s

138. Meat me in St Louis, Louis

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139. Never Can Say Good Buy

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140. Ready or Knot

     Reel Love

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141. Write Place, Wrong Thyme

142. For a worst song contest crossover: Halving My Baby.

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143. Case air aahs, air aahs

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144. I’m Dreaming of a Wide Christmas

145. Upstairs Goes Another Robber Tree Plant

146. Yule Never Wakka Loan

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147. Amazing Grays

148. Heh! There’s an old silly song that fits right in here:

     Mairzy doats and dozy doats
     and liddle lamzy divey
     A kiddley divey too,
     wooden you?

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149. “My iii’s adored you”
     “Stare whey to Heaven”

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150. She Loves Ewe

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151. Cum Together

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152. Burple Rain

153. Esther Baby

     (supposed to sound like Yesterday…maybe)

154. Jis Between You and Me (ca 1958).

     I seem to be an x-rated mood tonight.

155. Poke Gets In Your Eyes.

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156. How Can Eye Ms. Ewe When Ewe Won’t Go A Weigh ?

157. Elton John sang: Someone shaved my wife last night

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158. Secret Asian Man

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159. Super cow a fragile lipstick ex pee Ally doe ships

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