Dear First Lady: The 80s called; it wants its fashion back – IOTW Report

Dear First Lady: The 80s called; it wants its fashion back

Wednesday, 7 April 2021, 1:15 MJA Uncategorized 50

Say, remember when we had a fashionable, beautiful, elegant First Lady?

50 Comments on Dear First Lady: The 80s called; it wants its fashion back

  1. Honestly, it looks stupid but I don’t care about that.

    I’m more concerned about her poor parenting skills, morals for exploiting her Country by hiding Joe’s mental decline, and her doctoring skills.

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  5. Why is it that the (R)s first ladies are elegant and classy and the (D)s are the darlings of the mass media, but are garish and are not (IMO). OK, since you are on this site, I expect that you may agree with me.
    Regardless, Hillary with her pantsuits, Michelle O, and her hideous outfits are not what I would call what I want as my first ladies.

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  7. Jill Biden is not ready for prime time, any more than Moose Obama was.

    She is TOTALLY classless!

    Worse, she’s an ambitious jackass: the harder she tries to stand out, the bigger a fool she appears.

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  10. What is most important is that she knows we know that Joe et.al. are in power illegitimately. And using her demented husband is sickening.

    It’s a parade of clowns that is only going to get worse and that is doing our nation irreparable harm.

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  21. “Leather and lace…. it also prompted a frightening mental image of Joe dressed like Boy George and trussed up in leather restraints with a ball gag in his mouth.”

    LOL. I turn 71 in June and I learned long ago that the way to age gracefully means I do not try to recreate my youth hairstyle, wardrobe or makeup. Looks like cos-play in a really bad way.

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  31. Oh hush your mouth! I adore 80s fashion! To compare that basic ass bitch ‘older lady’ outfit Jill has got on to the glory that was elbow length globes and sheer hair accessories is outrageous!

    Melania was incredibly fashionable- but also very 2000s chic which isn’t my thing at all. She looked good at least whilst the same cannot be said for Jill or Moo.

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  33. Chicken nailed it…..

    while joe bidet nailed it…too….as jill was married to her first husband….a joe bidet donor….the bidet are used to cheating…..

    Bing or Duck it…..my comment with links don’t post…

    Please flush the bidets.

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  40. While JoeBlow chases all the prepubescent girls, this is all DJ’s got.

    The Buyden’s are putting the fun back in dysfunctional at the WH.
    America must bear this shame.

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  42. chuffed-beyond-words
    APRIL 7, 2021 AT 9:25 AM
    “Oh hush your mouth! I adore 80s fashion!”

    …I’m with Chuffed here, albeit for different reasons. The ’80s was when I was just outta HS and feeling frisky, and I quite enjoyed the way the “hot” ladies of the day dressed, the look was – and is – quite attractive to me, ON SOMEONE WHO CAN WEAR IT WELL.

    Because not EVERYONE belongs in Spandex and tulle. Pulling it off correctly requires a pretty tight body, ’80s hair, and maybe not looking like end of life Nancy Reagan in a Merry Widow outfit.

    …one of the grossest things I remember seeing a celebrity doing was paunchy, late middle age Mike Love drooling over 20 year old girls on Baywatch. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, it’s just really sad and actually pretty gross. Once you age past the reproductive years and start to get soft in the middle and stringy in the muscle, it just becomes impossible for you to pull off that “too sexy” vibe with anything ever APPROACHING believability, because you’re NOT of an appropriate age to make and raise children any more and EVERYONE CAN SEE IT.

    …Jill’s just the female version of THAT.

    …when I was a kid, I was absolutely in love with Stevie Nicks. The flowy dresses, the lace, the ’80s hair, the raspy voice, SUPER hot to me. That was MY standard of feminine beauty as a kid.

    Flash forward 30-40 years to a paunchy, aging, Hollywood politics addled Stevie Nicks dressed the EXACT SAME WAY and trying to twirl a baton like she was the winsome 20 something of the “Tusk” years, only to hit herself physically doing something she was too old to do while dressing and acting like a 3 decade earlier version of herself…

    https://www.thewrap.com/stevie-nicks-baton-hidden-talent-corden/

    No.
    Thanks.

    Same woman, same clothes, same EVERYTHING, but it just looks silly and sad now.

    Why?

    Because she’s visibly too old for that shit.

    It would be like watching Mick Jaeggar perform “I’m 18” live, now that he’s 4.2 times that. Sure, Keith Richards looks exactly the same, but Mick doesn’t. He’d dislocate a hip doing the “strut” now.

    It would be like Robert Plant singing “Whole Lotta Love” now, even though it’s clear that even a “Whole Lotta Viagra” couldn’t make THAT a reality any more.

    …seriously, as children, we grew up being told to “ACT YOUR AGE. As parents, we told our kids to “ACT YOUR AGE”

    …that was good advice THEN, it’s good advice NOW.

    JILL, ACT YOUR AGE.

    …because whatever you THINK your doing, no matter what the synchophant media tells you, no matter how hard you’re trying to fit in with that sick you’re, perverted Biden clan, you’re just being embarrassing and sad and really pretty creepy, and absolutely NO ONE is turned on by you.

    You’re not 29. You’re not even 49.

    You’re 69.

    CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

    And ACT YOUR AGE.

    Because you’re just grossing us out.

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  44. MJA
    APRIL 7, 2021 AT 11:11 AM
    “Anyone else wonder if Hunter banged her?”

    …unless cocaine is an aphrodisiac that gives you a WICKED set of beer goggles, closes your ears, and makes sure you have no sense of smell, that’s probably a bitch too far even for Hunter.

    Not because he’s not a pervert, mind, but mostly for aesthetic reasons, and maybe because even HE doesn’t want to tounge his dad’s dried syphilis juice out of The Big Guy’s erstwhile dip…

  46. “…unless cocaine is an aphrodisiac that gives you a WICKED set of beer goggles,”
    No, No, No. The dude was Fed up all the time he didn’t know where he was sticking his heat seeking moisture missile. I’d say there’s a good chance he banged the big guy when was stepping out of the shower bent over pulling Lassies tail.

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  49. I wouldn’t call her First Lady she doesn’t deserve that title, when all this family has done is to cheat, lie or steal. 🤨

    By the way you don’t hold a candle 🕯️ to Melania, you have cheapened The First Lady’s role in once was a free country. 😿

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