You may think you’re cool, but you’re not, ‘Bear in a hot tub’ cool 🐻

27 Comments on You may think you’re cool, but you’re not, ‘Bear in a hot tub’ cool 🐻

1. Needs an umbrella drink and sunglasses.

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2. No alcohol, don’t risk a mean drunk bear tearing the place up and maybe you.

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3. …just so you know, the whole time you’re in a hot tub, the warm water is drawing fecal coliform bacteria out of your rectum and into the hot tub. That’s one reason for the time limits and need for sanitation chemicals.

   https://www.today.com/news/vacationer-beware-hot-tubs-pools-may-harbor-many-germs-1D79842090

   …so, in this case, what a bear does in the woods…

   …he is ALSO doing in your hot tub.

   …just sayin’…

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4. …and if the bear sees your unauthorized paparazzi activities and deems you a threat, that glass slider there isn’t really going to stop him…

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5. Maybe we should put the 2 old jokes together of a bear taking a dump in the woods and Is the Pope Catholic and put them into that hot tub together and find out which one stinks it up worse. My bets on the bear mauling the Pope.

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6. All fun and games until Boo Boo decides to see what’s in the fridge for a snack or perhaps just chew on you instead. After all, there’s a scent trail of lots of goodies leading into he house.

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7. With that blasphemous asshole Pope Frankie, I’ll bet he really does shit in the woods

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8. Maybe the rumor spreads further than we think: Waiting for Kamala?

9. Typical Democrat, thinks he’s entitled to everything, while doing nothing.

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10. What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

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11. Stu

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12. Uncle Al ʘ
    APRIL 10, 2021 AT 11:55 AM

    What did the leper say to the prostitute?

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13. https://youtu.be/73tGe3JE5IU

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14. “Keep The Tip!”

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15. Why did the officials stop the leper hockey game?

    There was a face off in the corner.

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16. I wanted to be friends with that leper
    but he gave me the cold shoulder.

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17. Did you hear about the leper going for the masturbation world record? Eventually he pulled it off.

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18. Why did the cop arrest the leper?

    He have the cop the finger AND gave him some lip.

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19. What’s sick, Irish and hates Captain Kirk? A leper Khan.

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20. Yesterday I told a leper a joke. He laughed his ass off.

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21. If you ever need help, but sure not to ask a leper.
    He might give you a hand.

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22. All he needs is a Guinness.

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23. Next thing you know we’ll all be telling Helen Keller jokes.

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24. geoff the aardvark
    APRIL 10, 2021 AT 3:52 PM
    “Next thing you know we’ll all be telling Helen Keller jokes”

    …you mean like the time she fell in a well and broke three fingers calling for help?

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25. …or that Helen Keller needs two hands to masturbate, one to do the deed and the other to moan and groan?

    …yeah, that’s pretty tasteless.

    Let’s not do that…

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26. Such lovable beasts,……. right up to the moment they kill you!

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27. “The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.
    They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge.
    Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear’s sensitive nose and it will run away.
    It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat.
    Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.”
    https://www.boyscouttrail.com/content/joke/watch_for_bears-606.asp

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