Reading Lips. LOL, I’m pretty good at it. Plus I can make them shy things talk
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…it’s still the 2020s, so it would be girlsPENISgirls..
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I don’t get it: she’s wearing panties.
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@Brad
“Reading lips”
Like I tell my wife, If you want me to watch women’s figure skating then get them to do it Neked!
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Kcir
Hell yea, snail tracks on the ice. Count me in.
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oh those pouty, sweet, moist lips
pant pant
This post needs a content rating.
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Down south most strip clubs are topless, no full frontal nudity. The ones up here have skanks like Stormy Daniels, guarded by armed goons with no necks. Never go to them anyway, $10 for a beer is a bit excessive.
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I’m gettin a woody.
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…I remember a joke that only out Carter era members will get.
In the South they have Baptist strip clubs. This is where the girls sit there, fully clothed, but are stripping down to the skin in their hearts.
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The local strip bar here is called “The Oval Office”.
(Yes, it went into business when Bill Clinton was the ‘sleazy preezy’)
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…out of curiosity, who lives at that 544-7811 number you put on the poster that pissed you off bad enough to do that to them?
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…I just noticed it said DINING and dancing nightly. Who eats at a strip club? There may have been a time in my life where I visited such places, but even THEN, the idea of EATING there would be…no…just, no…
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What’s the area code?
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Dan Ryan Galt
APRIL 12, 2021 AT 8:03 AM
“What’s the area code?”
…well, BFH lives in FL, so one of these, start from the Panhandle and go East, you’ll get there…
OK I didn’t do the picture, that was BFH.
But I did give him the idea. 😂
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The lip reading club name was all BFH.
I couldn’t stop laughing. Soooo bad.
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@MJA — Thank you (-:
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MJA
APRIL 12, 2021 AT 11:00 AM
“OK I didn’t do the picture, that was BFH.
But I did give him idea”.
…so how does that shake out then? Does that make HIM the mean one”, or YOU?
…I just wanna know for when I write this all down one day, and I get to the chapter where the guy goes up in a tower and tries to bow hunt people from it because he was driven crazy from nuisance calls for “mask strippers” from iOTW bloggers but there’s not enough ammo for him to use a gun, which makes him even MADDER…
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#HerToo
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Super
I made 2 bad votes for President.
1 was for the man who, “luted in his heart”
But I voted him out next election.
Does that count as penance?
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Excellent MASK parody. Even with hearing aides, I have to read lips wilst conversing. That is why I am pretty much a shut-in. I really hate those effing masks.
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ol ex Jarhead
APRIL 12, 2021 AT 1:58 PM
Super
“I made 2 bad votes for President.
1 was for the man who, “luted in his heart”
But I voted him out next election.
Does that count as penance?”
…works for me, any man that helped vote in The Reagan Revolution is a great man in MY book…
Now that is good.
Thought it was going to be a Motley Crue Video.
maybe next time.
Reading Lips. LOL, I’m pretty good at it. Plus I can make them shy things talk
…it’s still the 2020s, so it would be girlsPENISgirls..
I don’t get it: she’s wearing panties.
@Brad
“Reading lips”
Like I tell my wife, If you want me to watch women’s figure skating then get them to do it Neked!
Kcir
Hell yea, snail tracks on the ice. Count me in.
oh those pouty, sweet, moist lips
pant pant
This post needs a content rating.
Down south most strip clubs are topless, no full frontal nudity. The ones up here have skanks like Stormy Daniels, guarded by armed goons with no necks. Never go to them anyway, $10 for a beer is a bit excessive.
I’m gettin a woody.
…I remember a joke that only out Carter era members will get.
In the South they have Baptist strip clubs. This is where the girls sit there, fully clothed, but are stripping down to the skin in their hearts.
The local strip bar here is called “The Oval Office”.
(Yes, it went into business when Bill Clinton was the ‘sleazy preezy’)
…out of curiosity, who lives at that 544-7811 number you put on the poster that pissed you off bad enough to do that to them?
…I just noticed it said DINING and dancing nightly. Who eats at a strip club? There may have been a time in my life where I visited such places, but even THEN, the idea of EATING there would be…no…just, no…
What’s the area code?
Dan Ryan Galt
APRIL 12, 2021 AT 8:03 AM
“What’s the area code?”
…well, BFH lives in FL, so one of these, start from the Panhandle and go East, you’ll get there…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Florida_area_codes
…but it’s not BFH, it’s MJA, and she’s even more mysterious than HIM, so start with Androscoggin ME and just go SW till someone answers…
Why do we have to dial the area code for local numbers now? Are there any conspiracy theories about this? 😉
Strip clubs were cool until I had daughters.
Regarding Lip Reading…
Aren’t labia also called “lips”?
Just asking for clarification.
Blue Toof
APRIL 12, 2021 AT 9:47 AM
“Regarding Lip Reading…
Aren’t labia also called “lips”?”
…ok, you forced me to post it, here’s your answer…
https://youtu.be/H54sX0yo_rc
OK I didn’t do the picture, that was BFH.
But I did give him the idea. 😂
The lip reading club name was all BFH.
I couldn’t stop laughing. Soooo bad.
@MJA — Thank you (-:
MJA
APRIL 12, 2021 AT 11:00 AM
“OK I didn’t do the picture, that was BFH.
But I did give him idea”.
…so how does that shake out then? Does that make HIM the mean one”, or YOU?
…I just wanna know for when I write this all down one day, and I get to the chapter where the guy goes up in a tower and tries to bow hunt people from it because he was driven crazy from nuisance calls for “mask strippers” from iOTW bloggers but there’s not enough ammo for him to use a gun, which makes him even MADDER…
#HerToo
Super
I made 2 bad votes for President.
1 was for the man who, “luted in his heart”
But I voted him out next election.
Does that count as penance?
Excellent MASK parody. Even with hearing aides, I have to read lips wilst conversing. That is why I am pretty much a shut-in. I really hate those effing masks.
ol ex Jarhead
APRIL 12, 2021 AT 1:58 PM
Super
“I made 2 bad votes for President.
1 was for the man who, “luted in his heart”
But I voted him out next election.
Does that count as penance?”
…works for me, any man that helped vote in The Reagan Revolution is a great man in MY book…