h/t Uncle Al.
Euro News-
When animal welfare workers in the Polish city of Krakow were called out to a sighting of an unusual animal squatting in a residential area, their initial reaction was this must be a late April Fool’s joke.
A woman, with “desperation in her voice”, called them to say the “creature” had been “sitting in a tree across the road for two days”.
“Everyone is scared of him!” she told the authority, begging them to come and investigate.
“People aren’t opening their windows because they’re afraid it will go into their house,” she added.
But, as it turns out, the beast wasn’t a bird of prey as the officers hypothesised, but… a croissant.
@MJA comes through yet again with photoshop magic!
I think I saw one of those in the retention pond last week.
You have to bite it first or you’re toast.
And these people vote….
Sure it wasn’t a pierogi?
I was mauled by a bear claw as a young child and still suffer from filophobia to this day. Pastries are all flaky and puffy. Like democrats.
Yikes!!!!!
Is any of that yummy Polish Easter Bread left?
Whut’s the issue? It wuz just loafing around…
Uncle Al I was still giggling before I fell asleep.
My croccosant image is so half assed but it made me laugh even longer.
“they’re afraid to open their windows” lolololol
Wait, did I use a croc or iguana? Maybe iguana.
@MJA: It’s got DeBlahBlah’s eyebrows!
Was it a French croissant? And did it hurl insults at the Poles speaking in French. How can anyone mistake a harmless, inanimate croissant for a some kind of fierce creature?
Maybe the poor Polish lady mistook it for a very rare species of a Crocssaint.
It was just loafing around.
It achieved freedom from gluten and ran out of dough?
Hilarious story; thanks Uncle Al!!!
Hilarious artwork; thanks MJA!!!
Made my day
Them things are danjerus.