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Solo Poly

h/t Ann Nonymous Prime

38 Comments on Solo Poly

  1. I’m here to escalate what @corky said cuz i indentify as poly-helpful. As a side note, our family was so poor that if i wasn’t a boy i would’ve had nothing to play with. I guess a was self poly or something.

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  2. “Definition of polyamorous

    : involving, having, or characterized by more than one open romantic relationship at a time : marked by polyamory”

    Claudia, what are you trying to say?

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  3. Possibly, Ted, but why not a peg leg? Or one of those sports artificial legs? Are there really people who lose a leg and put a huge HOOK in its place?

    I thought hooks were only for hands (or have I been irretrievably brainwashed by Disney?)

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  4. Ann Nonymous,

    Because the hook leg is in the shape of a question mark.

    This is a black, muslim, handicapped female who is unable to have a normal relationship with a man and who is questioning her multiple sexual identities that are in relationship with each other…within herself…and how this can all be leveraged into a political movement or a new course of study at Harvard.

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  5. I think “solo poly” is just a shorter, easier, and more obfuscating way of saying “immoral slut/horn-dog who screws around/orgies a lot but only from a fixed roster and only for their own gratification and to Hell with anybody else.” Does that seem to be about it?

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  6. ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!! LIVE AT THE AMPHITHEATER THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

    SOLO POLY and the LONE RANGERS!!!!

    with ARMY OF ONE and EVEN PRIME NUMBERS.

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  7. …here’s a song for them…

    “Lonely boys and you lonely girls
    Here at the end of the lonely world
    You’re finding out
    If there’s someone to cry about
    Lonely girls and you lonely boys
    Playing alone with your lonely toys
    Well don’t be blue
    If there’s no one to play with you
    Get a grip on yourself you know you should
    I got a grip on myself and it feels good
    Get a grip on yourself take my advice
    I got a grip on myself and it feels nice”
    -“Get A Grip”, Semisonic

    https://youtu.be/jrdZNNG4S8g

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  8. …here’s another good theme song for zem, but it’s pretty regional AND ’80s, so most of you don’t know this one…

    “Mama’s little baby likes fear and torture
    Mama’s little darling likes violent sex
    She thinks she’s queen victoria
    Ridin’ the pony express

    Oh no trouble now
    Are your nerves failing
    Don’t come unglued
    If your heart skips a beat
    Stay on your feet
    Don’t throw that moment away

    No no no no no no no yeah
    Feeling good ain’t bein’ happy
    No no no no no no no yes
    Taking care ain’t being there
    I’m out on a limb where the fun begins
    Fear is never boring

    I think I see a spark
    Hear voices in the dark
    They tell me don’t lose heart
    Stiff upper lip
    Stick to your guns
    Don’t let ‘er rip
    Don’t throw that moment away”
    -“Fear Is Never Boring”, The Raisins

    https://youtu.be/hsFTi1DuZ8U

  9. RogerF
    MAY 9, 2021 AT 4:42 PM
    “I may be misremebering, but didn’t Jocelyn Elders promote self-gratification? Isn’t this just the same thing, but using both hands?”

    …Kind of puts a new spin on the old saying “The Left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing”…

  10. …so does this person plan to ever do anything useful, or are they just going to spend the rest of their life contemplating their sexual navel?

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