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It’s paid off.
Great patina!!
It hasn’t had a boring…life.
She’s got quite a rack on her.
Also, it’s not on fire… yet.
It’s not mine
It survived Obama’s “cash for clunkers”
It can fit in tight parking spaces.
No one will ever steal it.
Visible tires holding air
He’s not disenfranchised from getting voter ID.
It can hold 37 democrats…
It has gas in the tank.
You wouldn’t have to worry about damage to it from hitting a BLM protester in the street.
That’s Rolls Canardly. Show some respect.
He can still extend his expiring warranty with that the lady on the cell phone…
It’s not electric.
I’m positive it’s not running.
Is that the car that singer Jewel keeps talking about? The one she lived in.
That rack will hold both Choo-choo Pete & Chasstain’s bicycles…
It looks like a Russian Lada. (may not be)
You can fit 3 hockey bags 6 sticks and a 24 in the Trunk. \
I used to drive one when i was 16.
He’s headed for a vacation in the Alps. Look at the ski rack.
You should see his other car…
You can drive it any way you want and everybody will get out of your way because they know without a femtogram of doubt that you just don’t give a shit.
It’s not a Yugo.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
So far, no duct tape.
The valet at the country club will never have trouble finding your car.
The children in the telephone company always wanted new trucks.
We used to laugh at them.
The best telephone truck was the one that was so rusted and dented you could not tell if it had new dents, or rust.
“Tom (my boss), I sideswiped a beater when some drunk fuck encroached my lane. Car is dusty, and the windscreen is covered in tickets.”
“Let me come see.”
Tom says, “Oh, I see what happened. You were parked on G street, on the left side, and came out from your job and your truck had been struck.”
“No, Tom, that didn’t happen at all. I hit that car when some asshole came across the center and I had no room.”
Tom said, “You WERE parked on G street. On the LEFT side. You came back out from retrieving a toner you accidentally lost in the telco room. You found your truck to have been struck. You called me and I came out to assess.”
I was still confused. But Tom knew what he was doing.
The valet will keep it up front for ya…
He got the trunk to finally stop bleeding
Stacey Abrams donation to Kars for Kids.
No need to read any “recall” notices…
Your mother-in-law will refuse to ride with you.
Never saw a demolition derby pace car before…
Even BLM would probably not want to get near that car, much less beat their fists on it.
It has four tires that hold air and roll.
No pesky side or rear-view mirrors.
You’ll never have highway patrol ask you if you knew how fast you were going.
It can go 30 miles on a quart of oil…
Key-less entry…
Gone in 60 minutes
It’s a good way to keep current on tetanus boosters.
The family of raccoons that live in the trunk act as a built in theft deterrent system.
An astonishing replica of the one I drew in the second grade.
Saves money on lojack
Some guy at a party was bragging that he could drive his car for a full 3 minutes and never leave his property.
He said, “hey, I have a car like that too.”
Looks like a fine mountain car to me.
Fishing, hunting, taking girls on dates.
What’s not to love.
Ahhh that new tar smell…
Someone else’s hubby has a ‘project car.’
Say Something Positive About This Car
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And that AC will still run ya outta there.
” Rolls Canardly”
Rolls down one hill, canardly make it over the next.
Unscathed by the Y2K bug…
What more cars will look like, when gas get to $20 a gallon.
Hunter biden* never left a crack pipe in it…
If he backed into a $80k Mercedes in a parking lot, they’d never prove it was him.
LOL@ Brad. I was wondering…
When he drove it off the lot, it didn’t decrease in value.
It won the roundabout 500
The radio works
It has a great anti- theft system in it
Hitch-hikers will turn thumbs down when they see it – no worries about giving rides to bad guys.
Looks like it could easily be converted to a Fred Flintstone type vehicle if he runs out of gas.
THE RESEMBLANCE TO THE BIDEN ADMIN IS ASTONISHING
Forty years ago in East Germany it was so popular it cost an average guy a year’s salary and there was a long waiting list to get one.
So popular.
The Air Bags worked. Once.
He’s got a fleet of ’em at home, in a variety of colors. On any given day, he drives whichever one most closely matches the outfit he’s wearing.
he doesnt need full coverage insurance
he can drive in hail storms and not worry
…I’ve had worse.
can leave the keys in the ignition
Keys?
I think it has a hand crank.
He has so little money sunk into that junker that he will be able to afford to put gas in it.
It’s at a petrol pump.
It probably works fucking good.
Not a Vega.
It ain’t mine.
Everyone makes way for you when you cut in line. They know you’re not bluffing.
Been there. Done that.
It once stimulated the economy of Cuba.
My old Pinto wagon had a bumper sticker –
‘What the hell… it runs!’
The radio is both A and M
I’ve owned cars like that….
Took first place in the 1979, small car Demolition Derby (mostly Datsuns, Toyota’s, Honda’s and VW Bugs with the occasional Renault).
Thereafter, the owner declared, “It has character!”
No computer in it. No GPS.
And it’s still better than having no car.
It’s not parked on my neighbors front lawn.
Those Ladas are tough as nails.
Four Jihadists died when the Hellfire missile slammed into it.
Great deal on Carvana.😉
Only three more payments!
When you’re going “Ridin’ with Biden.”
People come out and move their cars when you park next to them out of fear that the aluminum termites will jump off and infect their car!!
Like the Packard advertisement said, “ask the man who owns one”
Just the way Mike Wolfe likes em.
Nice crusty,rusty gold!
@bike mike –
“Surprise her with a Kaiser”
“Amaze her with a Frazier”
Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd that’s why my old man went out and bought a Tucker!
At least it’s not his lawnmower…
Can beat a Prius in a race
It’s the last running car in that shithole communist country.
Car? I thought it was a discarded candy wrapper.
It’s the envy of every hot rod enthusiast in Cuba.
He can park in a ghetto and not worry about it being vandalized (how would he know)!
The official demoncRAT presidential Clown Car!
Must belong to a white supremist!
Bought at Sanford and Sons for a very fair price!
Chick magnet!
Came as a prize in a Crackerjack box!
Current Pace car used by NASCAR!
Bubba Wallace’s new NASCAR ride!
Better than walking (but not by much)!
Don’t laugh, it still runs and no electronics!
Good car to take to a protest in Portland or Settle. Drive it like you stole it!
Nice shade of red.
I’d hit that
“it survived ‘cash for clunkers'”
– ‘cash for clunkers ‘ required that you had owned the car for a year.
– who was most able to buy new cars during the crash of 07? – govt. employees
– so ‘CFC’ was a for people who were prosperous and secure at the worst time. What kind of clunkers did these sort of people have? Better than most cars poor people drive, I bet.
So they crushed a lot of decent used cars, giving a benefit to the least needy. Thanks Obama. It was really a program for boosting the price of used cars.
It’s a hybrid.
It moves by either pushing or towing.
It was only driven to church on Sunday…in Beirut.
It weighs 35% less than when it was new.