I guess I should get the “flatbread” joke out of the way.
So glad she has on a mask to protect us from any germs she may have…
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the only thing that pig’s missing is green hair
I will assume she doesn’t understand the mask is not designed to provide support for her multiple chins.
The funniest one I saw was a few days after Birx came out and said you should wear shields as well. This lady at the grocery store had on rubber gloves, a mask and a shield, the mask was pulled down like this woman and her shield was pulled up on top of her head.
At this point I really want to know the back story.
What country, store, and who sits on a shelf full of bread?
Medicine keeps these people alive to the detriment of society.
What a pig!
Ugliest guy I’ve ever seen…..
Hmm, is that where the expression “pinch a loaf” comes from?
That bitch be so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
Dang.
I’m surprised and disappointed that the bread rack shelf didn’t collapse and pull the end pieces inward to grab her gross body like the jaws of a bear trap.
White bread privilege…
$100 says the motorized scooter cart was already occupied by the other lazy fart that got to the store five minutes before her.
I suspect her home chair cushions look just as bad those loaves of bread.
I wonder if she got a yeast infection after that episode?
The meat in the case behind her says Boars Head. She better get her head out of there before she and the bread becomes a sandwich.
Now that’s what I call whole weight bread….
It’s a jungle out there.
It’s the only way she can get bred.
A woman walks into a bakery on Monday, and asks the baker for some bagels. The baker says, “I don’t have any bagels, I will have more on Thursday.” The woman says okay and leaves.
On Tuesday the woman goes back to the bakery and asks for some bagels. The baker says, “I told you, I don’t have any bagels. I won’t have any bagels till Thursday.” The woman says okay and leaves.
On Wednesday, the woman goes back to the bakery and asks for some bagels.
The baker says, “Ma’am, how do you spell CAT in catastrophe?”
She says C-A-T.
He asks, “How do you spell DOG in dogmatic?”
She says D-O-G.
He then asks, “How do you spell FUCK in bagels?”
She says, “Sir, there is no fuck in bagels!”, and he replies
“THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.”
I pity the poor guy who has to pumpernickel
All the chairs at her house got seat belts.
She just gave the bread a yeast infection.
Are those bottles of Ensure in her cart? Yeah, cuz she needs a meal replacement. She’s wasting away to nothing. Now, the bag of cat food makes perfect sense. She prolly has about 20 cats and reeks of cat pee and unwashed ass.
Achtung, Bundeswehr. One of your Leopard tanks appears to be idling in the wheat.
I saw people sitting on a deli case. Asses 3 inches away from potato salad and packaged meats. Because it doesn’t dawn on the idiot managers to bring in an upright refrigerated case.
Ass flakes and lint all over everything.
But, hey, go ahead and chase people away if they’re not wearing a mask.
Forward observation posts report sighting of an IS-2 in the wheat field. Advise ATG gunners to concentrate fire on this giant, partially camouflaged flatulent beast. Follow with Stuka attack if necessary.
Due to recognized current wartime shortages, Corporal Fritz Obermunch has volunteered to lead the monstrosity away with knockwurst if command can supply mustard.
She’s adding yeast (infection).