Insider
In a new report detailing the Democratic president’s first few months settling into the White House, The Times reported Biden put the kibosh on leafy greens at public events for a precautionary and relatable reason: He didn’t want to be photographed with leaves in his teeth. More
But knots on his bone head and his diaper leaking down his pantleg are AOK.
What a frickin’ dufus.
He just doesn’t want to be seen eating anything with a higher IQ than he has.
A second set of teeth. Problem solved.
Plants have IQ’s, who knew! If he were the elder Bush he wouldn’t have that problem since he hated broccoli.
Too Bad, a bit of weed might help the funking angry retard.
Pick up His IQ as well.
Dumber than a salad comb.
Flaky greens in his teeth are okay, though. Also known as AOC’s public hares.
I’m going to hell, I know.
Translation Jill spends her evenings sloshed on wine while Biden plays with his Speghetti O’s.
I would’ve voted for a bowl of salad over Joe Biden.
Jill is co-First Idiot
Something green in his teeth is what will make Joe look dumb. Nothing else.
His greens and carrots are pureed anyway.
Any stupid article that doesn’t speak of the economic mess he’s created, unemployment, gas prices, food prices or increased taxes is what they’re after. Another BS article for the 10% Big Guy.
Reporters are tool propagandists.
Joe’s Menu: PUDDING! (At least three flavors.)
And nakins, Joe, to wipe your face.
(Mmmmmm. Homemade chocolate tapioca pudding like Mom used to make sounds good right about now for this old man.)
I think we have a head of lettuce masquerading as POTUS.
WH lunch menu – Soup, bread, coffee/tea/soda and ice milk for dessert.
How about Soros pubes? Those are OK?
…does cannabis qualify as leafy greens?
…because that would keep the “Obamas” away, at least…
Are they going to ban toilet paper, because Biden prorbably walks around with it stuck to his shoe?
Two apples at all times? To keep Dr. Jill at bay?
Has this been a problem for Biden before? Has anyone ever seen a non-Photoshopped photo of Biden with kale in his teeth? Anyone? Me neither. Yet this is now official administration policy.
The public image of this administration is so fragile that the very POSSIBILITY of Biden being photographed with food in his teeth is seen as highly problematic and must be eliminated.
It’s funny, though, how falling on stairs, refusing to TAKE questions (much less answer them), and fumbling words even when they are on a teleprompter doesn’t seem to be a concern to them at all.
Utter definition of train wreck administration. Kind of fun to watch, but terrified of where we are going.
^^^^
Off a cliff!