Phys.org
The space agency‘s new administrator, Bill Nelson, announced two new robotic missions to the solar system’s hottest planet, during his first major address to employees Wednesday.
“These two sister missions both aim to understand how Venus became an inferno-like world capable of melting lead at the surface,” Nelson said.
One mission named DaVinci Plus will analyze the thick, cloudy Venusian atmosphere in an attempt to determine whether the inferno planet ever had an ocean and was possibly habitable. A small craft will plunge through the atmosphere to measure the gases.
It will be the first U.S.-led mission to the Venusian atmosphere since 1978. More
I’ll save them billions – The planet is hot as hell.
But does it advance the interests of Muslims?
I was waiting for the first comment referencing Uranus. You guys are slipping!
…Kamala Harris insisted that SHE be tasked with leading this effort due to her vast experience in this field, until one of her aides told her that she had misheard, it was NOT “Two Missions to PENIS”…
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/05/racist-dog-judge-joe-brown-goes-off-joe-biden-kamala-harris-spicy-rant-video/
Bet they use these missions as a excuse to institute a “greenhouse gas” cap and trade tax to keep this planet from having the same runaway greenhouse effect.
Robots are too costly!!! Send some democRAT congress peeps instead and do us all a favor!
handdude
JUNE 3, 2021 AT 12:37 PM
“I was waiting for the first comment referencing Uranus. You guys are slipping!”
…I think there’s enough Mons Veneris jokes to go around without going around to point fingers at the planet to the rear…
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/amp/english/mons-veneris
Aren’t there closer rat holes?
…hope they can find someone at NASA who doesn’t consider “maff” to be racist so it gets done right this time…
https://www.simscale.com/blog/2017/12/nasa-mars-climate-orbiter-metric/
If they apply CRT and DIE to this mission, the rockets will explode on the launch pad.
Watch – they will detect some small level of CO2 in the atmosphere and claim the “greenhouse effect” and “global warming” and make some stupid predictions for Earth
Three Stooges already explored that planet…but they insisted upon calling it Sunev.
NASA is planning on scouting for a good place to erect the Biden presidential library.
“Will the rover go to where the Astronauts planted the flag?”
Venus was our solar systems first trans planet.
Will the rocket be powered by solar or wind?
Bill Freaking Nelson
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_administrators_and_deputy_administrators_of_NASA
Rode the shuttle once.
“The missions beat out two other proposed projects, to Jupiter’s moon Io and Neptune’s icy moon Triton.”
What, not enough of a tie-in to GLOBAL WAAARMING?
NASA’s ultimate goal, like any good government agency, is the full control and domination of Uranus.
Venus was a verdant paradise until the population believed the Greenies and Econazis.
The real goal here is to secure more money for NASA.
They should just go at night when it’s cooler out in space.
A robotic mission doesn’t necessarily mean we couldn’t send SlowJoe along, would it?