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Sorry, You’re Not a Guy

Sunday, 13 June 2021, 8:41 BFH Uncategorized 50

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  5. It doesn’t matter what you claim you are! You are a dumpy slob that’s going to spend a miserable life alone with the exception of a scant few other very sick people.

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  6. Well since you are so self-assured and content with your masculinity, you should be willing to move out of your mommy and daddy’s house and do the whole aDuLtINg bit mister.
    BTW, those aren’t guy’s thighs. Maybe you need to work on that.

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  8. Man!
    There are going to be a lot of psych drugs prescribed in the coming years. Probably a lot of suicides and self harming sadly.
    This is the kind of thing that happens when you don’t know God and Christ and you have no clue where to turn.

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  10. People with bad mental hygiene only compound their pathologies when they congregate, which they always do.

    Then they go out looking for converts and heretics.

    Then they run for office.

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  11. Low self esteem! Instead of eating right, exercising and keeping yourself clean and fit you’ve chosen the easy way around, Hoping for acceptance with other dregs will only guarantee continued misery!
    Happy trails Butch!

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  12. I see this as wanting so much to be really feminine, and it’s too painful not to achieve that, so you convince yourself you’re not a woman.
    Sorta like saying money is evil when deep down you want lots.

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  18. Who is the woman in the pink dress standing next to these mixed up kids? Some school teacher that supports this nonsense?

    In an earlier decade they’d be goths or emos wandering the mall or hanging out at the record store. 🤷‍♀️

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  22. CCNV
    JUNE 13, 2021 AT 8:52 AM
    “I never thought of wearing my beach towel as a cape. I may have to try that!”

    …Don’t.

    Like the costumer in The Incredibles says, “NO CAPES!”.

    …and the story ties to my avatar and (part) of my handle, and stands as a real life cautionary tale against some types of accessorizing.

    This is the story of the night when I, in my previous life as a medic, met Superman…

    …One night my squad was called out for an unconscious man, and no other details. On arrival, we found a man naked except for an impromptu “cape” around his neck, a big bump on his head, and a fully clothed woman panicking beside him. We went to work stabilizing the guy including neck brace and head chocks on a backboard because the gal couldn’t tell the same story twice about “what happened”. We notified LEO because it was fishy, but took her in the front seat to the ER with him in the back in hopes of getting the truth so we could get this man properly cared for. We finally got this from her, and it was (much) later corroborated by him.

    …seems they were playing a little game, where she was a naked Lois Lane crying out for her, ah, “Man of Steel”. He chose to cosplay a bit, tying a sheet around his neck as a cape, but nothing else by way of clothing. Ok so far, but THEN, he decided “why not leap from on high to the rescue?”, and climbed a nearby bureau for that purpose. Apparently his landing calulations were thrown off just a little, maybe by all the beer he’d drunk, as he went high, hit a bedpost on descent, and knocked himself out and rolled away.

    Young Lois was beside herself, dressed herself (but NOT her inamorta, not so much as a loincloth) in a panic of shame, then called 911. Enter Yours Truly from the Little Red Truck, and off to the hospital we puzzledly go…

    …so no, learn from Supes. THAT Supes.

    Capes are BAD!

    https://youtu.be/Jy2YhxXn7NY

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  24. Welcome to Generation AFU!
    Baby Boomers: born 1946 to 1964
    Generation X: born 1965 to 1980
    Xennials: born 1977 to 1983
    Generation Z: born 1997 to 2010
    Generation Alpha: born 2010 or after
    Generation AFU: born yesterday

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  28. But I could have sworn that just yesterday,they were telling us that masculinity was toxic.
    I wish these morons would make up their minds.
    They are becoming quite tedious and boring.

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  30. @MissInMi June 13, 2021 at 10:34 am

    Good point. That makes it a white male – the bane of every liberal’s existence, and source of everything that is wrong with the world – cancel it!!

    How’s that choice workin’ for you, ya freak?

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  32. Let’s see…. I’ll be the most revolting weirdo I can and when most people roll their eyes and whisper disparaging remarks about me I’ll be suffering my civil rights moment! But at least all my weirdo friends love and accept me.

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  42. Not so long ago, lesbians were insulted if one implied they wanted to be men. They even discredited Fraud’s idea of penis envy.

    The first surgery to change a female to a male is what veterinarians call spaying. How about a detective movie starring such a person. S/he can go by the name Sam Spayed.

    I just want to live in a world where they only tranny I have to deal with is between my engine and my drive train.

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  44. I never before saw a guy stand on the road with a bullhorn and proclaim he was a guy and then need hugs from fat girls for affirmation.

    This is the first time I’ve seen this.

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  45. “…
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    Capes are BAD!”

    Mmm, I’d go with the beer and the loosening of his self control that was bad in that story. I’m sure the alcohol was also a factor in failing to properly gauge the effort.

    I was expecting a wardrobe malfunction, like, wrenching his neck, hanging himself, or cutting off his air supply if it was the wearing of a cape that was a problem unto itself.

    It didn’t really play a physical role other than being the choice of clothing when he chose poorly to do his daring-do.

    CCNV JUNE 13, 2021 AT 8:52 AM

    I never thought of wearing my beach towel as a cape. I may have to try that!

    What? You were never 6 ?

    You poor thing! You can even crayon-in whatever patterns and colors you want! You could-a been anybody!

    Oh damn. Just realized they’re all still first-graders intellectually and emotionally.

    What did the bad people put in their food to stunt them like this?!

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