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This guy didn’t fix his typo… or was it a typo?

Thursday, 17 June 2021, 20:05 BFH Uncategorized 45

Typo, or trolling. You decide.

But you can imagine the comments that followed.

We are all forever in the 5th grade.

45 Comments on This guy didn’t fix his typo… or was it a typo?

  4. When my buddies and I get together with our wives and girlfriends in the summer we always go to Bobs house because he has a huge dick. We can all fit on it. Even the kids.

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  11. Friend emailed her (adult) kids that she was enjoying herself at her sister’s cottage sitting on the dick a lot. They emailed back asking if she’d met a man.

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  12. Burr: Ouch! The truth hurts. Not trying to be righteous or anything, but I can proudly say that I have never had a Twitter, Facebook, or any other totalitarian social media account.

    That said, I broke that policy in January this year with a Gab account.

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  14. When did I ever say to get off Twitter?
    I advocate going on there and sticking it to the left when you can.
    I’ve been banned 2x. Lost 5000 followers.
    I’m back with 100. lol.
    I will be banned again.

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  15. I have a steel fabricator who makes POST BASES for me, used to anchor wood posts to concrete. One day I was driving and sending a text to this guy using the voice text feature on the phone. I spoke into the phone ‘I need six bases’ and pressed send. When I looked down at my phone it had sent a message to this guy saying ‘I need sex bitches’. Before I could correct my message he responded ‘don’t we all!’

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  21. BFH
    I made it on FarceBook for about 6 months with multiple deleted posting, two or three 3 day suspensions, then they reviewed all my posts during that time frame and held a year suspension over my head. I didn’t wish to deal with censorship issues any longer, it was a monumental waste of my time.
    I like singing with the Choir.

    BFH;
    By the livin’ Gawd that made you, You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din!

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  23. BFH – “…I was permanently banned 2x.

    Jack and his algorithm soy boys can’t stop me…”

    I second what Brad said.

    It’s a nice challenge to undertake, but how effective is it really? You may reach thousands more on Twitter than you would on Gab, but if it gets deleted/banned in a matter of hours or days, how does that promote the conservative message?

    Reject the false premise that the message is better spread on Twitter and and Facebook, and promote the truly free speech medium. You have to start somewhere.

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  25. I have a couple funny stories on how I’ve been banned by criticizing so called celebrities. Knew it was going to happen, but damn. just can’t resist that hot stove.

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  26. Well, I may or may not put “Hatford” on the back of your racing stripe mets uniform. Hat is only 3 letters.

    Someday I’ll explain the old American usage of putting “ford” at the end of names.

    The main thing I need is an address to send this puppet to. My email, as always, is superaaronburr at gmail.

    Yes, it’s true. I made you a Buddy Bradley (look it up) mets puppet for our zoom meetings. I even gave him the 37 number made famous by…Casey Steinbrenner or whatever.

    And he’s wearing the white alternate home uniform. Only the American League deserves pinstripes.

  29. I made Hat a puppet. We do this zoom meeting thing every once in a while. People liked my Wok Hay puppet so I made Hat a baseball puppet.

    Now you’re up to speed.

  35. “Your comment had lil’ arrows pointing towards mine you worthless liar. Same ol’ Karen.”

    Remember, The injuns eventually beat John Cannon. And Blue Boy. You worthless fuck.

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  42. Biggest dick I’ve seen in a long time. And I’ve seen a lot of dicks in my time. And when I say I’ve seen a lot of dicks, I mean “I’VE SSSEEEEEENNN A LOT OF DICKS!!!”
    And not only is it the biggest dick I’ve seen in a long time, it is the best looking dick of them all. The coloration and texture, what a smooth feel it must have. I’d like to run my hand across it, just a couple of times.
    Not that I’m into dicks. Please don’t get the wrong impression. I’m more into verandas (if ya know what I mean, and I think you do).
    Now I good veranda with large loggia, I could really relax in something like that right now.
    But if I WERE INTO DICKS, boy would I be into this one.

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  43. For those who don’t know, for the last year there has been a tradition amongst Jeep owners to leave a small rubber duck on another Jeep you like as a way of spreading good feelings. That being said…

    I was on a social media group the other day called Duck Duck Jeep, where people post the photos of the ducks they have received and the Jeeps they themselves have Ducked. One participant posted a pic of her dog with her newly acquired duck on it’s paw, but autocorrect sent the post in a whole new direction…

    “My dog didn’t enjoy getting sucked as much as I did.”

    As you can imagine, this led to all kinds of middle-school comments, but everyone was having such a good time with it the original poster decided not to correct the autocorrect error. People were commenting on it for nearly a week!

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