Uranus Rotates On Its Side

35 Comments on Uranus Rotates On Its Side

1. I used to babysit a little boy that had a planet puzzle. We would put the puzzle together when his parents were around. Then I would ask him, “Now what’s your favorite planet?” He would say, “Uranus!!!” Like he just won Bingo.

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2. I’m all grown up now, my favorite planet is still Uranus ! 🙂

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3. Speaking of anuses – crooked governmor Gavin Newsom got his ass kicked on the street today by a bum!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Gavin Newsom Assaulted by ‘Aggressive’ Homeless Man on Oakland Street:
   https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/06/18/gavin-newsome-assaulted-by-aggressive-homeless-man-on-oakland-street/

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4. *sigh*

   You primitives…

   https://youtu.be/0czFnIvKOJY

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5. Venus takes forever…no wonder women relate…

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6. Wow! that explains some stuff.
   I’ll schedule an appointment with a proctologist on Monday…

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7. LocoBlancoSaltine
   JUNE 18, 2021 AT 10:35 PM
   “Venus takes forever…no wonder women relate…”

   Depends on the woman. Sometimes, they’re worth it…

   https://youtu.be/QADNGhrHHOw

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8. It’s actual name is Herschel.

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9. Damn, I messed up that apostrophe.

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10. Leave my personal life outta this, just fix the damned spaceship!

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11. No, it doesn’t. Yours, maybe, but not mine.

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12. Fun fact to amuse the kids: did you know you can fit 63 Earths into Uranus?*

    … 64 if you’d just relax a little

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13. (Here we go…)

    Uranus is bright and gassy, yet mesmerizing.

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14. I nearly broke my neck last night looking up at Uranus.

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15. Uranus wasn’t discovered for the longest time until it appeared out of nowhere.

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16. I love Jupiter but Uranus is my favorite.

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17. I can’t tell what that is from here but it looks like Uranus.

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18. It probably exhibits this behavior cause get got fucked too hard by those who are now attacking Earth.

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19. So is Kamala Harris the ‘sideways whore’?

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20. Fucking typo’s….

    Earth is becoming a hostile planet again, and that really sucks! Oh it’s all about you isn’t it. It always is about you isn’t it….

    Climate Change! And don’t forget about those special pro-nouns.

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21. That’s not your anus. That’s a space station!

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22. If that sucker genuinely goes sideways. WHY..? Could Zecharia Sitchin be onto something that every day folk say make no difference..?

    I live among zombies. They act like pre-programmed us.

23. Uranus sure has evolved in such a small amount of time.

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24. Carl Sagan used to say all the time that he just couldn’t get enough of Uranus.

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25. How do black holes stack up against Uranus?

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26. Sit on it and rotate……

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27. Hang on a minute…not a single Pete Buttigieg joke? You guys are slipping.

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28. Uranus is uninhabitable.

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29. Uranus rises highest at night.

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30. Ever since the dawn of time, mankind has been chomping at the bit to explore Uranus.

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31. Joe says I wanna go to Venus
    Will show those women FBI agents my magnificent penis
    Jill says OK, but if you want to be famous
    Have CNN run a documentary on Uranus

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32. Who named it Uranus in the first place? Didn’t they know that naming it Uranus would make it the butt of celestial jokes for all time. It could’ve been worse they could’ve named it Urinus if it had been a liquid yellow planet.

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33. Put Uranus on it and rotate.

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34. Oh, c’mon. In Greek it’s spelled “Ouranos” not “Your Anus.”

    I think he was the Greek personification of Heaven.
    The first line of The Lord’s Prayer (in Greek) is: “Pater hemon ho en tois ooranois,” (anglicized, of course).

    But, yeah, let’s have fun with it.

    izlamo delenda est …

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35. When Uranus rotates on it’s side, I think I’ll planet.

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