Do You Want To Date a Sexy Beast? – IOTW Report

Do You Want To Date a Sexy Beast?

How is this any different than dating a lib?

33 Comments on Do You Want To Date a Sexy Beast?

  1. Do you all know…while we were being gaslighted for a year…a METEOR whizzed by…ONLY several hundreds of miles away…

    Too bad…we could use one right about now…

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  2. I find it peculiar, that we on an open planet in a open universe vastly expanding, are still going NOT! Oh no.. It’s not possible. You crazy fuck!

    I literally dragged my friend out of his house to see what I saw. He saw it too. Cause I made him see it. And what we saw was massive.

    I frankly asked him: “What do you see..?”

    Friend: “I don’t know”.

    Me: “I don’t know either”

    Me: “But you do see it. It’s there isn’t ..”

    Friend: Yes.

    “Me: It’s greater than the length of your neiborhood..?”

    Friend: Yes.

    Me: “There are no stars in it, but stars around it..?”

    Friend: Yes.

    me: Looks like a big pumpkin seed doesn’t it..

    Friend: Yes.

    Does you see fuzziness (light distortion) around it’s perimeter..?

    Friend: Yes.

    Me: “What do you think that is..?”

    Friend: “I don’t know.”

    Me:FUCK!

  3. I was once dating a beautiful, petite and vivacious woman and things were progressing to the point where carnal intimacy was imminent. One day she exposed her progressive mindset and I dumped her like a steaming turd. Sometimes I think I should have dumped her after the intimacy but she was probably a world class bunny boiler, so I think I did the right thing.

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