Jun. 30—A man who regularly mowed his lawn in the nude in Templeton has agreed to stop after chatting with the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Office.
Sheriff’s Office deputies responded at about 7 p.m. Monday to a report of a naked man on the 500 block of Templeton Road.
“The man admitted to mowing his lawn while naked and had been doing so for the last two years,” Sheriff’s Office spokesman Tony Cipolla said. “It’s fairly rural in that area and the man thought his house and lawn were set back far enough from the roadway that his mowing would not be noticed.”
The man said he was not mowing his lawn with the intent of exposing himself to vehicles passing by, Cipolla said.
“Deputies counseled the man and he agreed he would no longer mow his lawn naked,” Cipolla added.
After two years of grot and grass he had to be asked to stop. Slow learner.
Now he is just going to walk around naked and let his grass grow tall.
So in CA you can’t mow your lawn naked in a rural area but you can go to any gym/spa and enter the women’s bathroom naked with it all hanging out as long as you say you identify as a woman. Talk about defying logic.
Careful with that weed whacker.
He’s going to have another naked man mow it for him.
Dang, I remember as a kid being told to not wear flip flops while mowing the lawn.
WTH is with all these people who think I want to see their junk?
Maybe he just got confused about this:
https://www.manscaped.com
When interviewed, the man’s neighbor, a young woman, was quoted as saying, “I don’t understand it – I’ve been mowing my lawn naked for years and no one’s ever complained.”
@Huron: I don’t think the neighbors dislike his weed whacker, more like they object to his tallywhacker.
I’m no expert, but I think Florida was spelled incorrectly in the headline.
Last name Tubin by any chance?
Billy Fuster JULY 2, 2021 AT 5:38 PM:You, sir, are pure genius.
Anyone heard from Carlos Danger lately?
I hope he had steel toe boots on.
@Ananymous
My wife’s family called me an Idiot for buying my wife a set of Steel Toe & Soled construction boots years ago for when she cuts the lawn.
5 years latter her female cousin cut 3 of her own toes off with a lawnmower accident.
Yep, I’m the Idiot.
thinkin’, from now on he’ll clothe up & wear some socks!
Kcir, gave my buddies wife a pair of logging chaps.
The NEXT DAY she tore the left pant up with one of those gas trimmers that have the two blades going back and forth.
That was years ago but every time she sees me I still get a big ol’ hug.
Yeah, my bud scoffed at me when I gave them to her. I’ve only brought it up once when he cut his leg with the same trimmer. Those types leave a wwwwwwwww shaped scar.
Also, this story wouldn’t happen in Arizona. Physically impossible.
A. we have no grass
B. the grass we have is made up of rocks and twigs
C. the sun hates most life forms in AZ
D. giant bugs hate most life forms in AZ
E. AZ neighbors hate most life forms
F. AZ is not meant for any forms of life unless they are hateful
Logging chaps are good shit. Some people think, “Only an idiot would run over his dog with a tractor!”, or, “only an idiot would cut off his leg with a saw!”
I know kevlar chaps look silly and are hotter than the hinges of hell.. but…
Yeah, I made a hole once in my coveralls with a Jonsered. Yeah, I fucked up. Yeah, I was punch drunk.
Wear your fucking chaps. And your fucking hardhat.
Erik, don’t forget your safety glasses. I took a rock right square in the center of one eye while cutting grass on a rider mower. If it wasn’t for my glasses I’d be one eyed right now.
And don’t run over your dog with a tractor, or anything else.
Quite so, joe6pak. We’ve all had whizz wheels explode on us. And rocks from mowers. And rocks just riding down the street on a motorcycle.
You either slightly piss yourself, which is ok. Or you go to the hospital with permanent damage.
Maybe that fuggin’ dog was just askin’ for it.
Or you crash your bike because you got hit in the eye with a 60 mph spinning rock.
And die.
We talk about this kind of shit because we know it.
We didn’t die — we couldn’t talk about it if we were dead.
But I think all of us older people have been hit in the face with a 60 mph spinning rock. All of us have made a hole in our coveralls with a saw. All of us have seen, or had a whizz wheel pop off. All of us had shit fall on our heads that was a bit much.
So we tell our sons and daughters… “Be careful”.
The big story here is that they actually found a Californian who mows his own lawn. Everyone else in the state just pays an illegal alien to mow theirs.
“Dear Erik,
today I woke up and discovered someone stole my balls after we went to the vet. I’m not blaming anyone, I just can’t go on living like this…”
Some dogs SHOULD be run over with a tractor, I grant that, Burr.
But it HAS to be an accident.
So my dog stole my tractor tonight. Note to self, “don’t let the pooch look over my shoulder while reading IOTW comments”.
I sorry i stol traktor. hav to get meth
luv
dog
I needz bail muny.
Dog
I was running Pat’s tractor all over when Pat had a stroke.
He said, “Gracie is an asshole — just do what you do.”
“Ok.”
That same day, later, “Your dog got under the tractor 27 times today and I’m dual braking and dumping steam…!”
Pat busted out laughing. “She knows what she’s doing. Just ignore her.”
How the fuck can I ignore your dog what went under the tractor I was piloting 27 fucking times before I lost count…?
Pat is right. The dog knows what she’s doing.
Pat keepz the dog meth under da traktir.