Can Cardboard Beds At Olympics Withstand Busy Athletes? – IOTW Report

Can Cardboard Beds At Olympics Withstand Busy Athletes?

The New York Times was one of the first to jump on the story of cardboard beds being used at the Olympic village were an “anti-sex” measure. Here

But today there are denials that these beds won’t hold up under the rigors. Here

27 Comments on Can Cardboard Beds At Olympics Withstand Busy Athletes?

  1. One of the silliest ideas I’ve hoid of!
    Olympic athletes are a competitive bunch. You can bet they will be competing to see who crushed the bed first and the flattest!

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  2. …the Olympics themselves have been soundly fucked. I don’t really care what their pervert participants do to each other, and I ain’t watching anyway, so have at it, reprobates…

    “24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

    25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

    26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

    27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

    28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

    29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

    30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

    31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

    32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.”
    Romans 1:24-32

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  3. geoff the aardvark
    JULY 20, 2021 AT 6:16 PM
    “If they give them cardboard boards will they also give them substandard rubbers as well?”

    …well, the good news is that trannies can’t reproduce if they end up male on male or female on female, plus they’ve all been jabbed so they’re probably sterile anyway, so other than containing the mess temporarily, the condom probably doesn’t matter with THIS bunch…

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  4. These people are athletes (well, most of them). They see adversity as a challenge (except for the kneelers). Wait to see what misadventures they will have with these things.

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  5. Tony R
    JULY 20, 2021 AT 6:46 PM
    ““The beds in question can actually support up to 441 pounds” Just how many “participants” do they plan on getting in bed at the same time?”

    …that’s 1 Michelle Obama, that 3 piece set weighs a TON…

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  6. If it is anything like the Atlanta Olympics the athletes were screwing everywhere they thought they wouldn’t get caught. There were a lot of cameras in Atlanta.

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  7. The homeless in Democrat cities sleep on and under cardboard all the time.
    It’s soon will be called equality, We’ll all be using cardboard the way things are going under biden and his merry band of marxists.

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  8. What may work for a slightly built slim Japanese person will collapse in a second when those huge sweaty lesbian weight lifters start wrapping themselves around each other, grunting and groaning and thrashing and rolling around and about like two huge smelly hippopotamuses wallowing around the mud of the Nile River embankment in the 100 degree heat of an African summer, mounting each other with their huge slabs of unsightly flesh smacking each other and making the sounds of thunder with the crocs and lions looking on to see who wins and that sound of thunder is so like on a hot day in Kansas just as Judy Garland was swept up by a tornado with her little dog but it was only a dream of course…. and….oops…I got a little carried away… sorry

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