I knew someone whose meat curtains were bruised like that after my Big Willie had its way with her.
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why are the pineapples and mushrooms so close to the raw meat?
See, this is why we have the ‘rona. 😂
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Maple is sweet
Sweet and meat DO NOT go together, that includes sugar cured ham, pineapple and ham, maple flavored sausage, etc. etc.
Just my humble opinion.
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Ummm….no. Just. No. I’ll have my maple and blueberries separate, please.
4
Now I want a burger and all my hamburger is frozen. Shit.
5
“Sweet and meat DO NOT go together,”
They certainly do.
You must not be aware of how much sugar is in ketchup & barbecue sauce.
Even onions can contribute to the sweetness of a hamburger.
Now that I’ve seen this. I’ll have to try it myself. At least once.
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I bet when you cook em, they come out drier the Nancy Pelosi’s private parts.
5
And you can stack’em and use pancakes with syrup.
Or pull an Elvis and put peanut butter ‘n bananas on them with white bread.
Now we’re really barfing!t
1
Got to be one of those fag stores like “Whole Foods.”
izlamo delenda est …
4
Why does Publix put fake meat crap in display cases alternating with real sausages and burgers?
I don’t want to have the fake meat contaminating real meat.
1
No! I’m not putting hamburger bits in my pancakes either.
2
Stockboy: Hey boss, the blueberries are going bad.
Manager: Maybe we can sort out the good ones.
Stockboy 2: Hey boss, the maple syrup is getting sugary.
Manager: Crap! Try heating it up to dissolve the sugar.
Butcher: Hey boss, these ribeyes have reached their end date.
Manager: Hey, I got an idea….
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I’m thinking the flavor profile is not what I’m looking to enjoy, I like the meat flavored meat with seasoning not sweetened.
I love me some grilled onions, but maple and blueberries might work in a pork product not a beef pattie.
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Don’t click, it’s Kamala’s OnlyFans site.
‘Grill until internal temperature reaches 458°, scrape any remains into the garbage.’
2
Looks like my friend’s upper thigh when he crashed his bike…
That looks like something you would have to take a bite out of for a Klondike Bar challenge!
1
I’ve heard of shit burgers, but till now have never seen one.
Cookies with bacon pieces. Chocolate covered bacon. Maple cured bacon.
Hummmmm, seems I have a one-track mind!
Bacon, bacon, bacon!
2
The new guy in the meat department must of been stoned and thought it was a good idea.
That’s just to hide the mold.
Is that Wagblu beef?
I bet it leaves you ass like a 2 stage rocket.
I knew someone whose meat curtains were bruised like that after my Big Willie had its way with her.
why are the pineapples and mushrooms so close to the raw meat?
See, this is why we have the ‘rona. 😂
Maple is sweet
Sweet and meat DO NOT go together, that includes sugar cured ham, pineapple and ham, maple flavored sausage, etc. etc.
Just my humble opinion.
Ummm….no. Just. No. I’ll have my maple and blueberries separate, please.
Now I want a burger and all my hamburger is frozen. Shit.
“Sweet and meat DO NOT go together,”
They certainly do.
You must not be aware of how much sugar is in ketchup & barbecue sauce.
Even onions can contribute to the sweetness of a hamburger.
Now that I’ve seen this. I’ll have to try it myself. At least once.
I bet when you cook em, they come out drier the Nancy Pelosi’s private parts.
And you can stack’em and use pancakes with syrup.
Or pull an Elvis and put peanut butter ‘n bananas on them with white bread.
Now we’re really barfing!t
Got to be one of those fag stores like “Whole Foods.”
izlamo delenda est …
Why does Publix put fake meat crap in display cases alternating with real sausages and burgers?
I don’t want to have the fake meat contaminating real meat.
No! I’m not putting hamburger bits in my pancakes either.
Stockboy: Hey boss, the blueberries are going bad.
Manager: Maybe we can sort out the good ones.
Stockboy 2: Hey boss, the maple syrup is getting sugary.
Manager: Crap! Try heating it up to dissolve the sugar.
Butcher: Hey boss, these ribeyes have reached their end date.
Manager: Hey, I got an idea….
I’m thinking the flavor profile is not what I’m looking to enjoy, I like the meat flavored meat with seasoning not sweetened.
I love me some grilled onions, but maple and blueberries might work in a pork product not a beef pattie.
^ ^ ^
Don’t click, it’s Kamala’s OnlyFans site.
‘Grill until internal temperature reaches 458°, scrape any remains into the garbage.’
Looks like my friend’s upper thigh when he crashed his bike…
That looks like something you would have to take a bite out of for a Klondike Bar challenge!
I’ve heard of shit burgers, but till now have never seen one.
Cookies with bacon pieces. Chocolate covered bacon. Maple cured bacon.
Hummmmm, seems I have a one-track mind!
Bacon, bacon, bacon!
The new guy in the meat department must of been stoned and thought it was a good idea.