~ Your goals should scare you a little and excite you a lot.
~ Those who have tests without having symptoms every week to see if they are sick, should also go to the cemetery every week to see if they are dead.
~ Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
~ Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because, just like in a game of chess, the Queen protects the King.
~ The left controls every major institution in America: Mainstream Media, Acedemia, Administrative Government, Hollywood, Big Tech, Major Corporations, FBI, CIA, DOJ, FDA, ATF, etc. So, if “Institutional Racism” really exists, whose fault would that be?
~ Don’t pretend everything is fine if it is not. It’s okay to fall apart once in a while. Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where you stand.
~ Term limits would increase the likelihood that people who come to Congress would anticipate returning to careers in the private sector and therefore would, as they legislate, think about what it is like to live under the laws they make.
~ Do not ignore a person who loves you. Someday soon, you will find you have lost a diamond while you were busy gathering pebbles.
“Never trust elections decided in the dead of night”
A journey through the ocean of leftists deep thoughts will not get your ankles wet.
If you eat too much cheese, it’ll stop you up.
(a bit of wisdom as stated by my niece when she was 3 years old).
“I’m not as think as you’re drunk I am”
Glass is highly viscous before it hardens. It can be used to make parking lots.
“Count on Democrats to stick together even if it takes them (and us) over a cliff.”
When a president, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY, abandons AMERICANS behind enemy lines….that President should be hanging from a lamppost outside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Keep your eye on the ball, your ear to the ground and your shoulder to the wheel. Now try and work that way.
Don’t waste your time kicking turds just because they got shit on your shoe.
“Everything woke turns to shit.”
– President Donald J. Trump
Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
My favorite of late, Everyone has a plan until they get hit. Might have something to do with I’m so pissed I’m ready to hit somethingone.
You cannot invade America, there is a rifle behind every blade of grass.
“Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess…” but in any case, she should be prepared to make sammiches at any time.
Never eat a big bag of sugar free gummy bears all at once. Trust me on this.
Never vote for anyone who has no intention of ever returning to a life where they must abide by the laws they’ve made.
Never let a liberal saying influence your intelligence.
–jellybean
“To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you.”
No, I didn’t say it, but I’ve certainly benefited from it.
The problem with stereotypes is that people are always willing to validate them.
No one trusts the outcome of the 2020 election who doesn’t also trust gas station sushi and every fart that comes after it.
“Never end a war before it’s old enough to drink…”
Don’t Eat Yellow Snow.
Flush Twice.
It’s a long way to McDonald’s!
A still tongue makes a wise head.
In the business world, “How hard can it be?” is never a rhetorical question. Those who ask it truly have no idea.
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”
– Yogi Berra
The flatter the platter, the fewer the soup.
Do not start vast projects
with half-vast ideas.
To make a mistake is only human. To really screw up requires a c̶o̶m̶p̶u̶t̶e̶r̶ software weenie who can’t even count, let alone program.
“Just sneak up behind him and spit in his eye.”
Survival of the species is everybody’s business.
“Take your time in a gun fight.” Wyatt Earp 18xx a long time ago.
Three stages of learning:
Ignorance
Opinion
Knowledge
-Plato
We where given 2 eyes, 2 ears, and one moth. Use them in that proportion.
I never learn anything while I was talking.
Man plans, God laughs.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Resign or be prosecuted. I’m not sure who said it but it keeps playing in my head.
Learn from the mistakes of other, because you’ll never live long enough to make them all yourself.
“Never trust a fart”
– Joe B.
Good commie, is dead commie.
The only people who never make mistakes are those who never do anything.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana so over-ripe that when you try to peel it the innards pour out.
“In good times chickenshit matters”
T.E. McNair
An oldie but goodie more applicable than it appears:
If you’re at the poker table looking around trying to figure out who the patsy is, it’s you.
Confucius Say:
He who wets bed sleeps in piss. And,
If girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.
As soon as you make something idiot-proof, along comes a bigger idiot
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
One of my favorites, used when encountering an employee especially dense:
“Somewhere, a toll booth is missing it’s operator”
“There are very few problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.”
— A.C. Weisbecker, 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘤 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘴, 1981
If the iron’s hot, don’t lick it.
Don’t kick a sleeping dog
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout
It only matters if you care
never eat a full quart jar of dill pickles by yourself. You can ask my brother about that one and the giant mess he made in the back of my uncles brand new Buick on the way back from the beach.
MJA and Whiskeycart: If the dog’s sleeping, don’t lick it
3 rules for life:
Never eat at a place called “MOM’S”
Never play pool with a guy named “Doc”
Never sleep with a woman who’s got more problems than you
Don’t sweat the petty stuff or pet the sweaty stuff.
You are just like an idiot savant, I’m just not seeing the savant.
Those of you that think you know it all, are very annoying to those of us who do.
It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Tracers work both ways.
Schools serve the same social functions as prisons and mental institutions- to define, classify, control, and regulate people. ~ Michel Foucault
How do you do good with someone else’s money unless you first take it away from them? ~ Dr. Milton Friedman.
the greatest destroyer of peace today is abortion, because it is a war against the child, a direct killing of the innocent child, murder by the mother herself. And if we accept that a mother can kill even her own child, how can we tell other people not to kill one another? ~ Mother Teresa
It is eerie how such current American retribalization resembles the collapse of Rome, as Goths, Huns and Vandals all squabbled among one another for what was left of 1,200 years of Roman citizenship — eager to destroy what they could neither create nor emulate. ~ V.D. Hansen
When Evil reared it’s ugly head
I promptly turned My tail and fled
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.”.
Albert Einstein
If flies carried .45s, chickens wouldn’t fuck with them.
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Mark Twain
Liberals ?
Every comma in your bank account adds an inch to you dick.
No tickee, no raundry.
Don’t let your meat loaf.
When in Rome, do … uhhh … something … Italian?
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
The best part of football is shower time.
Keep it in the family.
I invented wise sayings.
“Your goals should scare you a little and excite you a lot.”
That’s funny.
In Afghanistan, it’s “Your goats should scare you a little and excite you a lot.”
If someone says you don’t need to bring a gun, bring a gun.