Environmental Activists Glue Their Hands Together

24 Comments on Environmental Activists Glue Their Hands Together

1. Pee time should be hilarious.

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2. socialist distancing.

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3. Find the one that looks like they’d be very vocal when given pressure point manipulation and just barrel down on him/her. See how quick they can separate trying to escape the pain. Nice mandibular notch you have there, let’s jam the end of a pen in it and lift. I like the septum lift as well, can levitate a giant with that.

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4. What happens when another “environmental activist” starts a brush fire to raise awareness on global warming? Or is that just a U.S. phenomenon?

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5. Tie the first guy in the line to a D-8 Cat, and pull the whole chain out of the way. BTW: How did they all get to the protest location? On a road?

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6. Try to imagine how quickly this would be taken care of in Afghanistan today!

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7. Leave them that way until they have to take a dump. Then leave them that way for another day.

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8. Not too smart, that’s going to hurt no matter what.
   First off, superglue can be very dangerous.
   It can burn you while it’s going off. And having it splash in your eyes and nose is not fun. Ask me how I know.
   But have at it lefty’s.

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9. Imagine the giggles you could get by starting a chainsaw behind them….

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10. Group masturbation is the answer. Also, picking noses, scratching assess, and other assorted grossnesses.

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11. Time for a dose of itch powder.

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12. Chainsaw? Anybody got a snowplow handy? A snow blower would be better.

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13. A light spray of honey would be fun.

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14. Only people who never did a moment’s work with their hands would consider gluing them to ANYTHING.

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15. “Man, those are some dumb people.”
    – Tessica Brown

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16. Why can’t they ever do something useful and environmentally friendly, like picking up garbage? None of these twats wants a solution they just like to complain.

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17. Why can’t they ever do something useful and environmentally friendly, like picking up garbage? None of these twats wants a solution they just like to complain. Not only that, superglue is pretty toxic!

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18. Leftists are so absurd it’s delicious!

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19. Cops should have said, ‘Sucks to be you.’ And walked away. They have more important things to do.

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20. Pick ‘em up, toss ‘em off the roadway and let them figure out how to proceed.

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21. throw the first one off a bridge…

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22. Where is a downed power line when you need one?

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23. Apply enough force to pull them apart. No skin off my ass.

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24. Stupid azzes doing stupid azz things. Typical.

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