Biden Takes A Nap On Global Warming.
Imagine, if you will, what would have happened if President Donald J. Trump had dozed off while he was being lectured by a black South African gay named Eddie Ndopu about the alleged horrors of global warming – only the “greatest threat” to US security, as Dementia Joe Biden sternly warned us just last summer.
And yet Biden fell asleep during the lecture. If Trump had done such a thing, the alt-left media would have called it a hate crime.
Can someone say third annual Donald J. Trump Impeachment Extravaganza?
Instead, NBC “News” went full Alibi Ike, explaining that for Dementia Joe, “the hours are long, the time differences are real and the president has kept a rigorous schedule over several days, having lots of meetings, appearance and speeches. And quite a late night last night!”
That’s why he mixed up the G-20 and COP26 – combining them into “G26.”
Obviously, Biden was tuckered out from that long arduous meeting with the Pope, which began with him wearing a blue suit and ended with him in a black suit – or so it seemed – and I don’t even want to get into the Internet speculation what might have happened.
Jet lag probably explains why Dementia Joe has been forgetting a small detail here and there. Like, for instance, the name of China.
All dialogue guaranteed verbatim:
“With regard to the disappointment, the disappointment relates to the fact that Russia and uh and uh and uh including uh not only Russia but China basically didn’t show up in terms of any commitments to deal with climate change.”
Xi and Putin don’t know what they’ve missed. Joe, who in no way could ever figure out how to operate a self-service pump at a gas station, brags about what he is doing to fight global cooling, er warming, er climate change, all in the service of humanity.
“We only have a brief window left before us to raise our ambitions and to raise to meet the task that’s rapidly narrowing.”
May we quote you on that, Mr. President? more here
FJB
Uh, Joey Pantsfull? Russia and China don’t need to be there. They did their part 30 years ago by taking over the MSM and controlling College level research grants. Joey Pantsfull, you and your lackeys need to be there to figure out what happened. Good luck, dumb ass.
LGB with extreme predjudice
“𝐖𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠.”
“brief window” (Huh? Of what? ‘Time,’ Joe?)
“raise our ambitions” (How does one ‘raise ambitions? Like your kids, Joe?)
“raise to meet” (Try the word “rise,” Joe, like ‘rising to the occasion’ or ‘rising to meet someone’)
“task that’s rapidly narrowing” (Tasks don’t “rapidly narrow,” Joe. Windows, holes and in general, openings (like your ass) can rapidly narrow, particularly after you SHART.)
What a moron.
love Lamb Chop.
I’d fall asleep during a global warming conference too.
“May we quote you on that, Mr. President?”
Here’s a slight twist….Mr. ‘president’, you may quote me—”FUCK you and yours”.
Can’t spell “Biden” without “in bed”.
Indeed. Us commoners MUST submit to giving up all of the comforts of modern life, until we starve, freeze or bake to death in our furnished tombs. Not to worry though, all of our betters will not be affected in any way.