Babylon Bee: Vaccinate Me Elmo

7 Comments on Babylon Bee: Vaccinate Me Elmo

1. Now, why would they want to use an easily manipulated kid and a popular stuffed piece of shit??

   OOOOHHHHH, I think I understand—

   PHUCK YOU elmo.

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2. I’d buy a “Let’s Go Elmo”

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3. Don’t put it past them.
   Those toy Dr kits will probably come with covid propaganda this Christmas.

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4. Just in time for Christmas is “The Doctor Prepper Sawbones Medical Kit”!
   You get a stethoscope with Heartbeat sound, a blood pressure cuff with gauge, scissors, a thermometer with moving Indicator and a syringe with real vaccine!

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5. And a coat hanger as the perfect instrument for a back alley abortion.

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6. I pay these dog-faced pony soldiers in the west wing enough for doin’ nothin’; why didn’t they think of that?

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7. Avast, mateys! I don’t know what me Elmo is, but it it’s anywhere near me hornpipe I don’t want anything to do with it!