Joe Biden will undergo a “routine colonoscopy” today, during which time Vice President Kamala Harris will serve as acting President of the United States.
Mr Biden has to transfer power to Ms Harris as he will be anesthetised during the procedure. There is a small risk anytime someone is placed under anesthesia that they will die from complications with the gas. As such, Mr Biden must transfer power prior to his visit.
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki spoke to reporters about Mr Biden’s hospital visit, noting that it was not an emergency and that it was not the first time a president had undergone the procedure.
“As was the case when President George W. Bush had the same procedure in 2002 and 2007, and following the process set out in the Constitution, President Biden will transfer power to the Vice President for the brief period of time when he is under anesthesia,” Ms Psaki said. “The Vice President will work from her office in the West Wing during this time.”
Lord help us!!!
In Biden’s case a colonoscopy would be considered brain surgery.
He has to ‘call a Lid’ first.
Hey, Joe! Your trunk lid is open!
This will make him crap for days on end….. so what else is new?
Joe Biden did not commit suicide. It had to be the salmon mousse or that gallon of radioactive bowel prep.
then he’ll visit the Duchess and fart like a fag
Madame President, just what is next… OMG !!! ^^^ Oh by the way those were shit out along time ago, now functioning on auto-pilot, with alot-o help from Jill. Nancy did a similar thing with Ronnie,so not a problem.
“Joe Biden will undergo a “routine colonoscopy” today, ”
“Routine” might mean Mike Robinson too
All part of the plan….
One cannot but wonder whether thhe colonoscopy will reveal what is plain for all to see…Joe Biden is a malignant asshole.
Just sayin’.
What do you think they’re going to find up Puppet Joe’s ass? I’m betting Susan Rices hand.
From the nut to the slut by way of the butt.
Not necessary at all, just an effort to make Kamala look better. The first woman to ever hold the power of the presidency!
She’s probably bound and gagged in a room somewhere to make sure she doesn’t screw it up.
How does a pedophile who’s not legally President legally transfer power to a whore who’s not legally vice President?
I am shocked! That you people show such disrespect for the President of the United States of America.
OK. Not really.
Ha! Routine colonoscopy my..well, ass.
I bet Obama lost his watch in Biden’s ass.
When they discover he’s 100% asshole are they going to share it with the world?
“My butt’s been piped!”
Not me
NOVEMBER 19, 2021 AT 12:08 PM
“She’s probably bound and gagged in a room somewhere to make sure she doesn’t screw it up.”
Bound maybe, but never gagged. They just have SS men take turns jamming their cocks down her throat to keep her only real skill in practice and shuts her up at the same time…
Doctor: “What brings you here today?”
Biden: “I shit my pants in front of the Pope.”
Doctor:”That’s a big f*ckin’ deal”
Assassination via medical procedure in 3,2,1.
So they are removing his tonsils?
The only thing they are likely to find in his ass is his head
They’re claiming it’s part of his mandatory physical, only there’s no cognitive tests scheduled.
Somebody told me after hearing about this, “That’s good, maybe they’ll flush out the bullshit”.
…I don’t think there’s a long enough hose, a sufficient amount of water, or a big enough catch basin to EVER do THAT, he’s been stacking it up for almost 8 decades, that’s a LOT of bullshit…
what room did Kammy set up the glory hole in?
Since he’s ALL asshole, where do they insert the scope?
The “First Asshole” could refer to just the anatomical orifice, or the whole patient.
So thats why he shat his suit when visiting the Pope!! He just started his colonoscopy prep work a bit early
Well. All the jokes are taken.
😂
Bet they find his head. He’s had it up his ass since birth…
Here’s one more:
Cumala will always be known as only worthy of presidential powers during a colonoscopy.
Here’s another:
They are REALLY afraid that slojoe will actually start speaking the truth while under anesthesia.
It takes extra time for the proctologist, they are not used to having to do the exam with a laryngascope…
Just imagine this VP Kamala sucking on proctologist doing colonoscopy on CIC Joe, something from Marvell’s comics. Hollywood, you got my drift.
I want to hear the report that the doc wrecked ‘im.
My guess is they’re doing a brain scan.
izlamo delenda est …
Joey Pants awoke from the colonoscopy only to find the doctors hands on joeys shoulders
** Breaking News **
(AP) Washington – Public relations officials at Walter Reed Army Hospital admitted today that a toxic gas alarm did, in fact, mysteriously trip during President Biden’s colonoscopy procedure. Apparently, the hospital’s rapid response team was mobilized with special gas sniffers and asked that all visitors and their children step outside during the toxic gas search. Mr. Biden was reportedly conscious during the brief alarm as the sigmoidoscopy was abruptly halted and the sigmoidoscope rapidly withdrawn, reportedly causing the President some significant discomfort. When asked “What did you find?”, the hospital spokesperson replied, “Nothing. But it looked like the typical landscape of a 78 year-old man who eats the wrong foods and has perpetually loose bowels. Oh, and we’re still trying to determine what caused the loud concussion and an odor that made everyone in the room to lose consciousness for ten or twenty seconds. It was pretty bad, from what the staff reports. So far, the sensors haven’t detected it. But no one is allowed back in there yet.” The hospital resumed normal operations several hours after the incident.
Maybe when he drinks the colon cleanse, he’ll disappear…
They are actually installing a piece of plexiglass in his abdomen so he can see where he’s going.