Howie Carr: It’s Weekend at Biden’s, but fear not — Dementia Joe is always here to protect you from the latest panic-porn sequel, the variant known as … well, Joe can’t remember its name either, but he does know how you can protect yourself against the dreaded “mild symptoms.”
“A fully vaccinated booster person is the most protected against COVID.”
As always, all dialogue guaranteed verbatim. In yet another round of incoherent appearances last week, Dementia Joe once more laid out his strategy on how you too can become a booster person.
“I promised every American that there will be always be the latest vaccines available and the booster shots available for them and for free and everywhere available.”
But where exactly will everything be … available?
“Get the booster shots at CVC.” OK, probably more Americans had considered going to CVS, but whatever you say, Mr. President. Because it is important, isn’t it?
“Vaccilating the world is not just a moral tool.”
But what about all the would-be booster persons out there who’d prefer not to get vaccilated?
“We’re we we we have promising new arrival pills excuse me anti-viral pills.”
Of course both the vaccilations and the arrival pills will be safe, because the feds are here to help you — “to get such vaccines renewed reviewed and renewed reviewed and approved if they’re needed.”
Dementia Joe again invented a new government Panic web address — “vaccines.com” — but don’t worry, happy days are here again.
“We’re in a very different place as we enter the month of December this month compared to where we were last uh last September last Christmas.” more
It’s easy to talk smack when smack is all you know.
I will not willingly get vaxillated ever. Joey is definitely pixilated if you know what I mean.
There is a moral tool in that story, and it isn’t available at CVC.
Hey. Treat that girl at CVS nice she might be my daughter.
She’s a pharmacy tech and CNA flu shot applicator.
By the grace and mercy of God, I am now and shall remain UNVACCINATED. 🙏
https://tinyurl.com/Dementia-Joe
“Drive your Honda Civic with the CVCC engine to the CVC for some experimental cc’s only after it’s permitted by the DMV…come on man!”
I go to CVS before every Christmas and purchase a pack of gum. I then use the receipt to wrap all my presents. Saves me money on wrapping paper.
Jackass Joe can kiss my ass.
FJB
I promise to think about getting vaccillated as soon as our elitest overlords get ‘ventilated’ (iykwim).
When he said “vaxillated” he probably meant vassal as in slave or dependent, which is what they’re trying to make all of us.
Iv’ lost all faith in the covid vaccinations. Why might you ask? Because Joe is still alive.
Ok, I not seeing a CVC anywhere. I give up Joe.
No thanks.
Fuck the Xi variant & the MICKEY MAUCI it rode in on!
People are vacillating, Joe, not only about the vaccine, but what to do about you. You’re done, Big Daddy. Check the fork in your butt.
Stupid ass pedophile…you can make a drinking game for every time he says ‘excuse me” which is an absolute tacit admission he can’t get a single sentence out correctly…
This pudding headed idiot is about to get us in a two front war and can you blame the commies on both fronts for not attacking?
With Milley, Austin, and the Pedo in charge we are screwed.
Joe, go to Japan, stand on the rail, drop your pants, bend over, and get ass-fucked by the bullet train.
Nothing but a widespread massive swindle by a known pedophile by the name of Joe Biden.
It is sad… very sad. This is the leader of our country and he obviously needs help. Let ‘s find out who is really behind all of this… including any republicans and expose them.