Whoever smelt it dealt it. I have had really bad gas the last couple of days which probably came from the homemade chili I made on Thursday and I don’t have a dog to blame it on anymore. It must be those darned barking spiders.
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This is where having children with you at the store comes in handy, you can blame it on them.
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Fart jokes and fart sounds make my Mom and I laugh till we cry. So, thank you MJA! 😆😂🤣
Did anyone have The Windbreaker-novelty toy from like 10 years ago? Maybe they still make it-a small tub of gelatinous goo. Depending on how you stuck your finger in it a symphony of fart sounds would escape! My Uncle Jim still thanks me for giving him one for Xmas.
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Bring back whoopie cushions.
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Funny how gunpowder and farts both contain sulfur, but I like the smell of gunpowder.
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Eric Swalwell’s wife in therapy after learning about his affair with the Chinese babe?
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And my friends wonder why I say this is the best website…EVAH. LOL!
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But did she end up getting the help she needed before he completely deflated?
I really caught hell after showing it to my son, but I had no choice. The teacher confiscated his JT Weismann Fart Machine and refused to give it up.
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@Illustr8r, I put one of…I mean Santa put one of those in my son’s Christmas stocking one year. He thought that was the funniest thing in the world. I would NEVER have bought that for him or encouraged him to goof around with it. 🤥😁
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@ geoff the aardvark DECEMBER 11, 2021 AT 7:23 PM
JT Weismann Remote Fart Machine beats the Whoopi Cushion hands down
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Dang, Joey B and Camilla look much better in this clip
Boy oh boy. I have an epic fart story. It goes on and on.
I will refrain from sharing it at this time.
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@Phenry: Mine is an almost-epic. You have my curiosity piqued.
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Thanks JDHasty!
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MEh If I want good fart jokes I will watch Gutfield
If you’re willing to go that far, chocolate pudding in the Goldberg cushion is a riot.
That stinks!
Whoever smelt it dealt it. I have had really bad gas the last couple of days which probably came from the homemade chili I made on Thursday and I don’t have a dog to blame it on anymore. It must be those darned barking spiders.
This is where having children with you at the store comes in handy, you can blame it on them.
Fart jokes and fart sounds make my Mom and I laugh till we cry. So, thank you MJA! 😆😂🤣
Did anyone have The Windbreaker-novelty toy from like 10 years ago? Maybe they still make it-a small tub of gelatinous goo. Depending on how you stuck your finger in it a symphony of fart sounds would escape! My Uncle Jim still thanks me for giving him one for Xmas.
Bring back whoopie cushions.
Funny how gunpowder and farts both contain sulfur, but I like the smell of gunpowder.
Eric Swalwell’s wife in therapy after learning about his affair with the Chinese babe?
And my friends wonder why I say this is the best website…EVAH. LOL!
But did she end up getting the help she needed before he completely deflated?
I’m probably taking a big chance on turning you guys onto this, but what the hell – You only live once
https://www.soundboardcity.com/fart-machine/
I really caught hell after showing it to my son, but I had no choice. The teacher confiscated his JT Weismann Fart Machine and refused to give it up.
@Illustr8r, I put one of…I mean Santa put one of those in my son’s Christmas stocking one year. He thought that was the funniest thing in the world. I would NEVER have bought that for him or encouraged him to goof around with it. 🤥😁
@ geoff the aardvark DECEMBER 11, 2021 AT 7:23 PM
JT Weismann Remote Fart Machine beats the Whoopi Cushion hands down
Dang, Joey B and Camilla look much better in this clip
Boy oh boy. I have an epic fart story. It goes on and on.
I will refrain from sharing it at this time.
@Phenry: Mine is an almost-epic. You have my curiosity piqued.
Thanks JDHasty!
MEh If I want good fart jokes I will watch Gutfield
If you’re willing to go that far, chocolate pudding in the Goldberg cushion is a riot.