California man wearing Santa hat and ugly sweater casually shoplifts liquor
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Shit!
Now you all know what I look like.
Kind of.
Good thing he didn’t try taking a bottle of MacCallan 18 year. That would have exceeded $950.00, they wo7ld have locked him up.
Maaaaan, pull your pants up ! That’s Homey boy, gotta helpa broda out.
What? You mean to tell me ya all belived he had elves making all that shit we get every year!
Theft being normalized.
Well, what’s the difference between taking it or trading worthless paper for it? He just took an advance payment on his Biden Bucks.
Santa Baby, I need a the biggest bottle of Kahlua Mudslide
Probably didn’t stop at the Red Wing store on his way out …
At least this ass is stealing something worthwhile – not like those maggots in Ferguson.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
I like that it was a Target instead of a Mom & Pop store. Don’t forget, Target was the first chain store to allow pedophiles in their women’s bathroom. I haven’t been in a Target since them and don’t plan on ever going.
Santa Baby, I need a Stoli and you don’t have to buy a liter of Bullet Rye. Hurry down the chimney toooo nighhtttt.
Hand over the booze then GTFO ya bum. No cookies for you!
It’s so old now it’s no longer news
To see animals don’t go to zoos
Just pick a blue city
Yes, I know they’re all shitty
To watch looters make off with the booze
Zonga,
Bulliet Bourbon.
Sorry to correct you but I’m either an enthusiast, an asshole, or Both.
Cheers.
(Elijah Craig small batch)
@Kcir, @Zonga: that’s 𝘽𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙞𝙩
Best value bourbon and rye out there. Both are excellent and are nowhere near as expensive as the chichi stuff. In fact, I am enjoying a Bulleit rye on the rocks right this very moment! Yum!
I’m enjoying some Monkey Shoulder Scotch with a touch of orange bitters… mmmmm
Santa Buddy, Zonga needs Christmas rum cake. She’s having trouble filling out her bikini. She’s wasting away. No booze, though. Off limits. That rotgut pickles livers and kills brain cells. Oh, and a glass of milk with it. Okay, maybe with a little Kahlua in it.
Target deserves every one of these criminals. Would be nice to see Target shoplifted out of business by the people and policies they fund and support. Eff you Target. You brought this upon yourself.
KCIR and Unky you ignorant on line sluts! heh!
If I wanna call it Bullet Rye, and I know that I like Bullet rye, I don’t want the spelling police coming after me proving the patriarchy is alive RIGHT HERE and man ‘splain, and man spread, and c’mon man! What next? The grammar police?
At least General Malaise UNDERSTANDS me and appreciates me as the bikini modal I was meant to be. Never mind he likes chubby ladies, choices!
Luv you guys! 😉
Zonga
Sorry, I,m used to French language Police up here even though I allegedly live in the English Part of Canuckistan.
When I need to save a buck I have been buying Evan Williams of Kentucky. Considering the Price, It is pretty good. $28 Rubles
When I have an extra buck, I go for Deanston Scotch. $51 Rubles
Once in a rare while Ardbeg Ten at $110 Rubbles. Rarely.
Have a great evening.