Biden never broke this promise… technically

14 Comments on Biden never broke this promise… technically

1. They are leaving the “control strategy” up to pharmaceutical companies when ever they’ve gotten their fill of tax dollars.

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2. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age!

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3. “If you don’t trunalimunumaprzure, you ain’t black…”

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4. That’s easy for you to say…

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5. The senior Biden has never broken a promise he could remember.
   [Says something, mens nothing.]

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6. I use trunalimunumaprzure. I wish everybody did.

   Ask your doctor if trunalimunumaprzure is right for you.

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7. “Biden never broke this promise… technically”

   Ahhhhh, I believe you might be mistaken there. He said that he was going to mobilize the trunalimunumaprzure. I have yet to see one anywhere.

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8. I saw them…Standing out in front of Home Depot at 6am.

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9. Biden answers the question- “where will you be when your laxative kicks in?”

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10. Upon further review, I think he actually said “truemrnamodernapfizer”

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11. Well, at least he can devote his full attention toward fulfilling that other campaign promise he made: curing cancer.

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12. Tony R, I think his plan was, if we’re all dead of heart attacks and strokes, then nobody gets cancer anymore.

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13. What in the hell have they done to Max Headroom?

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14. Hey Biden, Harry Reid called and he wants to have you over for lunch.