22 Comments on Member of Florida Zoo Cleaning Crew Gets a Wee Bit Too Close to a Tiger
I’m sorry this happened to the dude, but….he’s got some splainin’ to do as to what the world he was thinkin’!!
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Sorry it happened to the dude? Fuck that. Poor tiger.
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This is why Tigers need warning labels.
7
In a perfect world innocent animals would not have to forfeit their lives because some ass-clown did something stupid.
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Just another I’m not in Law Enforcement…I’d have shot the moron to shut him up and let the tiger eat his chow!
13
Holy Harambe, Batman. I blame DeSantis.
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Shoot the human. The tiger is the endangered species.
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The tiger didn’t go crazy… the tiger went tiger! – Chris Rock
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Are they gonna make it about race, like they did with Harambe?
“Killing an endangered gorilla at a zoo for a white boy’s safety is white privilege,” a man with the handle Hood Intellect posted on Twitter. “If the boy was black they would’ve found a tranquilizer.” Another Twitter user, Isa Ibn, wrote, “That gorilla was taken from it’s [sic] homeland, put in captivity, and then killed to preserve White life. That sounds familiar.”
…but when it came out that the child was POC, well…
“Of course, the child and his parents are black, which leads us to the blatant racism at the root of the attacks against them. It also provides further evidence, as if any were needed, of the utter lack of concern for black lives, including the lives of our children.”
…Harambe was toasted by a zoo sniper, a specialist with a high powered weapon who was required to work there for that specific purpose.
…where was THIS zoo’s sniper?
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How would you like to be caged up………poor tiger.
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Really? Reach into a tiger’s cage? Well,, it’s not as if the people who have that job are valedictorian material…
But even a practicing DUMBASS should know better. He should have to pay for the loss of the animal. Moron.
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I’m betting he was trying to take a selfie and be a Youtube “hero”. Instead he’s a friggin’ crybaby.
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Either a lawsuit against the zoo or welfare for this slob. Either way, the good citizens will be paying the tab
He was only supposed to lick the back of my hand.
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For the tiger, I hope it was finger licking good cuz you got killed over stupid.
See, even tigers know that masks and sanitizers don’t do diddly squat for the coof.
Would have shot that guy. The tiger did nothing wrong to deserve that. That tiger was easily worth more alive than that dude ever will be. Stupid should hurt more than that guy went through, now hope he has to pay for the tiger.
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Can’t watch it. Won’t watch it.
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The Tyger
BY WILLIAM BLAKE
“Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!
When the stars threw down their spears
And water’d heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?”
I have a little inside information on this. Evidently earlier in the day some jerk had removed the Fuck Around and Find Out signs from the tiger cage.
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JDHasty
JANUARY 2, 2022 AT 8:47 PM
“I have a little inside information on this. Evidently earlier in the day some jerk had removed the Fuck Around and Find Out signs from the tiger cage.”
…that gives me a new game show idea.
Remember “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader”?
How about “Are You Faster Than A Tiger”?
…set it up just like this, BUT no one kills the tiger.
So you have a real incentive to be faster, IF you’re dumb enough to try it.
And the REST of us get something interesting to watch if you AREN’T…
Somebody said there were only 300 of those tiger left in the world. There’s millions of morons like this guy. Guess which one should have lived.
I’m sorry this happened to the dude, but….he’s got some splainin’ to do as to what the world he was thinkin’!!
Sorry it happened to the dude? Fuck that. Poor tiger.
This is why Tigers need warning labels.
In a perfect world innocent animals would not have to forfeit their lives because some ass-clown did something stupid.
Just another I’m not in Law Enforcement…I’d have shot the moron to shut him up and let the tiger eat his chow!
Holy Harambe, Batman. I blame DeSantis.
Shoot the human. The tiger is the endangered species.
The tiger didn’t go crazy… the tiger went tiger! – Chris Rock
Are they gonna make it about race, like they did with Harambe?
“Killing an endangered gorilla at a zoo for a white boy’s safety is white privilege,” a man with the handle Hood Intellect posted on Twitter. “If the boy was black they would’ve found a tranquilizer.” Another Twitter user, Isa Ibn, wrote, “That gorilla was taken from it’s [sic] homeland, put in captivity, and then killed to preserve White life. That sounds familiar.”
https://www.vocativ.com/324150/harambe-gorilla-racial-tensions/index.html
…but when it came out that the child was POC, well…
“Of course, the child and his parents are black, which leads us to the blatant racism at the root of the attacks against them. It also provides further evidence, as if any were needed, of the utter lack of concern for black lives, including the lives of our children.”
https://www.theroot.com/racists-prove-that-they-care-more-about-gorillas-than-b-1790855492
…Harambe was toasted by a zoo sniper, a specialist with a high powered weapon who was required to work there for that specific purpose.
…where was THIS zoo’s sniper?
How would you like to be caged up………poor tiger.
Really? Reach into a tiger’s cage? Well,, it’s not as if the people who have that job are valedictorian material…
But even a practicing DUMBASS should know better. He should have to pay for the loss of the animal. Moron.
I’m betting he was trying to take a selfie and be a Youtube “hero”. Instead he’s a friggin’ crybaby.
Either a lawsuit against the zoo or welfare for this slob. Either way, the good citizens will be paying the tab
He was only supposed to lick the back of my hand.
For the tiger, I hope it was finger licking good cuz you got killed over stupid.
See, even tigers know that masks and sanitizers don’t do diddly squat for the coof.
Would have shot that guy. The tiger did nothing wrong to deserve that. That tiger was easily worth more alive than that dude ever will be. Stupid should hurt more than that guy went through, now hope he has to pay for the tiger.
Can’t watch it. Won’t watch it.
The Tyger
BY WILLIAM BLAKE
“Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?
And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!
When the stars threw down their spears
And water’d heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?”
I have a little inside information on this. Evidently earlier in the day some jerk had removed the Fuck Around and Find Out signs from the tiger cage.
JDHasty
JANUARY 2, 2022 AT 8:47 PM
“I have a little inside information on this. Evidently earlier in the day some jerk had removed the Fuck Around and Find Out signs from the tiger cage.”
…that gives me a new game show idea.
Remember “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader”?
How about “Are You Faster Than A Tiger”?
…set it up just like this, BUT no one kills the tiger.
So you have a real incentive to be faster, IF you’re dumb enough to try it.
And the REST of us get something interesting to watch if you AREN’T…
Somebody said there were only 300 of those tiger left in the world. There’s millions of morons like this guy. Guess which one should have lived.