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Cat’s no fool.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
I always carry a Trump 2024 Revenge Tour mask with me. I was down in the French Quarter and some out-of-state Mask Nazi got in my face about wearing a mask. So I said “welcome to NOLA! Here, let me put my mask on so you’ll feel less triggered. Enjoy your stay!” and proceeded to put my Trump mask on. That Swisher Sweety damn near had a case of the vapours…or vapor lock. Whatevs…
It’s times like this that makes me reconsider my decision never again to click on a twitter link…but only for a few seconds. Nope. Never again.
Or at least until Zuckerburg live streams his groveling apology and suicide.
If some Karen demands that I wear a mask I just conjure a fart and wait for her expression once the essence reaches her. That’s when I say “If you can smell that your mask can’t protect you from covid”.
Was at the doctor with my husband today, his doctor is in a building with other doctors. You must wear a mask in the building, but his doctor doesn’t make you wear one in his office.
I was sitting downstairs in the joint waiting room while he was getting lab done, a very pregnant woman walked in and the way she walking I figured she needed to pee right now, her and her small daughter went straight down the hall to the bathroom, she came out still without a mask and still walking strange and was waiting on the elevator. Two women got on the elevator first, both masked of course, they came in with their masks. One of them tells her she can’t get on the elevator without a mask. This little barely 5 ft girl heavily pregnant tells them, “I think I’m in labor, I’m not putting a damn mask on and I’m not in the mood for idiots right now so either shut the hell up or I will kick your ass.” They both backed into the corner and you could see the fear in their eyes. I about died, best time I’ve had in a long time. Don’t mess with a pregnant woman, especially one that is in pain.
Ah HAHAHAHAHA!!
Yes! Perfectly titled.
Don’t tell me he isn’t calculating revenge already. Been there.
I haven’t had occasion to use it here in (relatively) free Florida, but I’ve got it ready:
๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐จ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ง ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ช๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ง๐๐จ๐จ๐๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐จ๐ ๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ช๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ง๐ค๐ก๐ก๐๐๐ก๐ฎ ๐ซ๐๐ค๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ฉ. ๐๐๐๐จ ๐๐จ๐ฃ’๐ฉ ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ, ๐๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ช๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ค๐ช๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ.
“Donโt mess with a pregnant woman, especially one that is in pain.”
I can vouch that pain may very well shorten ones tolerance for BS.
Especially if it’s tooth pain while pregnant.
Just shoot yourself. It’s easier.
^^ as one confronted with that…
Oops. In that first post, I goofed and pointed to that asshole Zuckerberg as being associated with twitter. He’s fecebook, not that there’s much of a difference from my perspective.
It’s Parag Agrawal and Jack Dorsey whom I want to see grovel in apology and commit suicide on live stream.
A simple FUCK OFF seems to do the trick.
They take a step back real quick.
Dadof4, from a Mom of 3 I can tell you when I was in labor, even the beginning stages I could have killed if people were messing with me. lol
I can also remember with my second being like her, calling the doctor and telling him I thought I was in labor and him telling me to come to the office instead of the hospital. That already ticked me off, I wanted to get the show on the road, not have to come to his office first. By the time I got there I no longer thought, I knew I was in labor, so I probably would have choked them with their masks. lol
Unky Al – “fecebook”!
Imma steal dat!
The cat’s face: If looks could kill. Good boy! (Gingers are usually males)
But it is not just about the cat…it’s being confronted by Karens and what we should do about it.
“That already ticked me off, I wanted to get the show on the road, not have to come to his office first. By the time I got there I no longer thought, I knew I was in labor, so I probably would have choked them with their masks. lol”
Any jury would see that as justifiable under the circumstances. ๐
I really am not a Cat Person, but this little Bastage I like!
He is gorgeous!
I got scolded by a Karen last year. Looked at her and sais, “Shut up Karen!”.
Boy was that fun.
Beautiful cat!
And that is quite a bit more than a “I will shit right in your shoe” look too.
I’d be afraid.