How Do Thieves Train For Their Crimes?

14 Comments on How Do Thieves Train For Their Crimes?

1. Amateurs.

   REAL theives train to be Senators, Congressmen, Justices, and presidential candidates.

   If you’re good at it you can steal entire presidencies, no heavy lifting required, and no danger of arrest either since you stole the FBI as well…

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2. I’ll take What is Training for the Democrat Olympics? For a thousand Alex

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3. They join the fbi.

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4. How Do Thieves Train For Their Crimes? They vote democrat.

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5. If you have any hope as an individual of restoring this country to the rule of law you should perhaps accustom yourself to the idea of being a felon.

   Tyranny has a documented history of ignoring and laughing at verbal resistance.

   It also has a history of failure when the tyrants get shot in the face.

   History is clear on these points.

   But today, I’m sure this doesn’t apply. Just complain a lot on the innerwebz, that will surely rectify all that is wrong.

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6. They move to liberal cities so they can have risk free practice while perfecting their trade.

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7. That is funny!

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8. Why do have the suspicion that if this happened at Brad’s gym he would just casually walk over and knock them both silly.

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9. Reminds me of something Impractical Jokers would do!

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10. lololol

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11. The Bicycle made Me Guffaw !!!!

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12. In libtard cities with BLM/Anqueefer immunity

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13. Paraphrased from The Godfather-One man with a briefcase can steal more then one hundred men with guns.

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14. DNC Training Program.

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