“Whatever doctor did this to Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows needs to spend hard time in prison”

31 Comments on “Whatever doctor did this to Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows needs to spend hard time in prison”

1. A bad look on an already bad looker.

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2. I may have to take some blame for that.

   I have often wished someone would pull back on her reigns real hard.

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3. I suspect this is a side effect of reaching the max on facial elasticity. I’m wondering if those were tattooed on three face stretches ago and now she has to live with them.

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4. Everything about Nancy is sagging, it’s just that her eyebrows haven’t caught up.

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5. Probably doing her own botox at home.

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6. I think her surgeon has a sense of humor really. He did exactly what Nancy wanted, “scared $hitless” looking eyebrows, and she got them. I wonder if they’re tatted on? I have a friend with tatted eyebrows, she looks freaky too.

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7. Carney clown makeup person who was drunk.

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8. she needs to shave her forehead and get a pair of stick on jobbies from trudeau.
   my dogs would bark at her

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9. looking like that, I would think she has to retire

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10. Suitable punchline:
    Doc: Those aren’t eyebags, Nancy, they’re your breasts…
    Nancy: Hmmm.. I guess that would explain this goatee!

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11. I liked the Tucker Carlson clip referring to Michael Jackson sightings.

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12. Pelosi looks like that woman who parodies her.

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13. Prison? Nah, that doctor deserves an award. I can’t think of anyone else more deserving than Nancy to look like a freakshow.

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14. Heaven help us, when whatever system is used to keep that face taut, gives up.

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15. Cynic – looking forward to her take on Pelosi’s latest (can’t remember her name!). For a second, I thought it WAS her and she was using a green screen.

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16. I agree with ecp.

    She looks good and fuckin crazy.

    Perfect!

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17. She looks like Nadler just goosed her!

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18. For the Trillionth time, we are a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy thank God!

    Just because you repeat a lie over and over it does not make it true.

    Actually, I thought she was doing a really bad Jone Rivers, rest her soul, impersonation.

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19. @Cinic
    She’s already got a parody video of this:
    https://rumble.com/vsblys-dont-undermine-democracy.html
    conservativemomma.com

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20. I think Nostradamus wrote a quatrain for her:

    “The one from the gay city, past her prime,
    Shall haveca look of great surprise,
    Tall hooks, drawn high.
    A fearsome visage, even withered.
    The bottle nearby to be empty at three and thirty.”

    Better check the Book of Revelation, too.

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21. If a doctor did this he deserves a raise.

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22. There’s a good possibility she doesn’t see anything out of the ordinary about her eyebrows. The woman is batshit crazy.

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23. An empty clown car pulled up and Nancy Pelosi fell out!

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24. Any more lifts and Nan will look like she has a goatee.

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25. I looked this up in an old nursing book.
    It is called pelosis
    Sudden onset of acute pelosis of the face
    Thats what she’s got.
    Glad I’m not her
    Looks like a good opportunity to sell someone a mirror. lol

    “Thats just the mark that God put on my face” Robert Pete Williams

26. If she made an O with her mouth she’d look like one of those blow-up ex dolls.

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27. Holy shit, he tightened the bolt on the back of her neck so much her eyebrows walked right up her forehead – never seen nuttin’ like it!

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28. Nasty Nance got a drag queen makeover. LOL!

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29. My kids used to watch the Hunger Games movies.

    All of the elites in the big city that abused the rest of the populace looked like a bunch of post operative freaks just like this

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30. Nasty Pelosi’s forehead is now on the nape of her neck. Did she have her skin work done by a drum tuner?

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31. Wow, it is just like your parody thumbnail picture you use for Nancy. Wow.