Biden’s Black History Month Speech Was Fabulous – Just Kidding – IOTW Report

Biden’s Black History Month Speech Was Fabulous – Just Kidding

Independent Sentinel: Joe Biden spoke today at a Black History Month event and struggled to get names straight. He also seems to think the Soviet Union still exists. Our enemies watch these ‘gaffes’ and that should frighten people.

Earlier today, Jill Biden introduced Kamala as the president and then claimed she was joking. Obviously, she wasn’t joking, but she’s not the President or the Vice President.

Later in the day, Joe Biden lied his fool head off about Republicans somehow keeping black votes from counting. How does that lie further black history? Check out the second video. more

16 Comments on Biden’s Black History Month Speech Was Fabulous – Just Kidding

  1. Not enough people appreciate the fictional character Zaphrod Beeblebrox, the President of the Galaxy who was elevated to that position to draw attention away from the folks who had the real power. This is Biden who, in addition to being just a figurehead, is also frequently froody.

    It is disturbing when realty mirrors absurdist humor.

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  2. My fellow Americans,

    America wouldn’t be America without the many contributions of coloreds. I mean, look, rap, Bill Cosby, and fried chicken alone are the single greatzzzzzzzzzzz…

    zzzzzzzz

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  3. March 1, 2022

    My fellow Americans.

    Now that my approval ratings are roughly at the same level as my blood pressure, i.e. barely detectable, and my credibility is nonexistent, I thought I might actually try being honest for a change about the real State of the Union.

    Just over a year ago when I took oath of office, I talked about “the common objects we love that define us as Americans. . . Opportunity. Security. Liberty. Dignity. Respect. Honor. And yes, the truth.”

    So let me describe to you the State of our Union in those terms:

    First, opportunity.

    Under my leadership, inflation has reached a 40+ year high and shows no signs of abating.

    I’ve also demonstrated how serious I am about fighting inflation by re-appointing the very same Federal Reserve officials who created the inflation to begin with, to another four-year term.

    Further, the supply chain crisis we engineered from our cascading failures of labor policy, environmental policy, trade policy, monetary policy, and public health policy, also shows little sign of resolving.

    We’ve also been instrumental in destroying the labor market and making it virtually impossible to find workers.

    Plus my administration continues to impose new regulations by the day, threaten new taxes, and put out unintelligible public health policies, that make things especially difficult for small and medium-sized businesses.

    But at least Pfizer’s profits are at a record high.

    Second, security.

    Our southern border was overwhelmed with countless migrants almost literally the moment I took office. We continue to ignore this growing crisis.

    Similarly, we choose to ignore soaring rates of murder in America’s cities.

    As Commander-in-Chief, I ordered the US military to hastily withdraw from Afghanistan without sufficient time to make adequate preparations. As a result, the entire world witnessed one of the most disgraceful, shameful events in US history as we left behind our citizens, our allies, and tens of billions of dollars of taxpayer-funded military equipment to our sworn enemy.

    I tried making up for this personal and national humiliation by trying to outmaneuver Vladimir Putin over Ukraine.

    My son Hunter and I obviously have a soft spot for Ukraine. But my real priority was using Putin’s military buildup as an opportunity to appear strong again, and hopefully boost my sagging poll numbers.

    Despite my years of foreign policy experience, I failed to foresee the consequences of provoking Putin, pushing him into a corner, and essentially daring him to invade.

    (And now, by the way, as we are pushing Russia out of the SWIFT international banking platform, I am also failing to foresee the obvious risk of Putin hacking it. But more on that another time…)

    You may recall that, while I was hiding in my basement during the 2020 Presidential campaign, I promised voters a “steady hand” when it came to diplomacy and national security.

    Well, this is what 5 decades of government experience gets you.

    Third, liberty.

    We continue to foster a climate where the government tells you what you’re supposed to believe, what you have to put in your body, and how you’re allowed to educate your children.

    We think nothing of imposing illegal, unconstitutional mandates, and handing public health bureaucrats the authority to regulate everything from nationwide commerce to the entire US housing market.

    Justin Trudeau recently set a fantastic example for us to follow when it comes to individual freedom, and so we’re working hard to become Canada as quickly as possible.

    Fourth, dignity and respect.

    I promised the American people unity in my inaugural address. I said that “we must end this uncivil war that pits red against blue, rural versus urban, conservative versus liberal.”

    Naturally I have completely abandoned that promise. Not only have I failed to rein in the intolerant, out-of-control leftist puritans waging cultural genocide across America, but I set a clear example for them by labeling my ideological opponents as White Supremacists.

    I call legislation I don’t like “Jim Crow 2.0”. And I encourage federal police agencies to investigate parents who don’t want Critical Race Theory taught to their children in public schools.

    Fifth, honor.

    My short time in office has brought extreme dishonor upon the reputation of the United States. In addition to the humiliation in Afghanistan, the rest of the world must be in shock as they see the constant chaos and absurdity of our government.

    We are more consumed by pronouns than progress. We publicly embrace Marxist ideologies. We push our intelligence agencies to prioritize diversity and inclusion over national security. We deliberately undercut our ally—the French—to do a submarine deal with Australia that provided absolutely zero benefit to our nation.

    And just recently our public debt reached a whopping $30 trillion… which hardly brings any honor or esteem to our nation.

    Last but not least, truth.

    I told Americans last year during my inauguration that “each of us has a duty and responsibility, as citizens, as Americans. . . to defend the truth and to defeat the lies.”

    That’s why my administration has worked diligently to suppress free speech. We believe that #science has only one authority figure, and anyone who disagrees with his eminence, Lord Protector Fauci, is guilty of misinformation.

    For that reason we enlisted the support of Big Tech to remove posts and terminate user accounts upon our request.

    We claim that we love democracy so much, yet we continue to assert federal control over state and local elections. One of our goals is to squash any state law requiring voters to present valid identification before being allowed to cast their ballots.

    Requiring identification would help reduce voter fraud and increase election security. But we like voter fraud… so we’re opposed to any identification requirement and label them as racist.

    We also rely on the mainstream media, which absurdly claims to be objective and unbiased, to reinforce our ridiculous propaganda. They do so willingly and voluntarily, refraining from holding me accountable or asking any difficult questions whatsoever.

    This, my fellow Americans, is the real State of our Union.

    (Tonight, however, I’m going to tell a bunch of pathetic lies that no one will believe about what a great job I’m doing.)

    And if you feel a bit down about the State of our Union, just remember– I’ll still be President for another 3 years, 10 months, 19 days. We have a looooong way to go.

    To your freedom,

    Signature
    Simon Black,
    Founder, SovereignMan.com

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  4. For the past two weeks, The Smithsonian Channel has been advertising a documentary on Trayvon Martin. The ad described Martin as “a teenager who was gunned down in Florida”. Someone must’ve complained because this week that line was replaced with “a teenager who was shot in Florida”.

    If they want it to be a real documentary, they should describe him as “a teenager who stalked a man he thought was gay, jumped him, and pummeled the man until the man had no other choice but to shot him.”

    But black people do love their fake history, don’t they?

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  5. Historic State of the Union tonight, gloves off, masks off. Will announce more troops to the EU & Poland. Will be giving fatten up Putin a big poke to see if the pig is done. If a squeal is heard, more sanctions on his favorite Oligarchs & their capital, properties in other countries, yachts, private jets will be taken.

  6. The only “profession” Joe Biden can claim as his is as a card-carrying verified longtime race supremacist who issues bogus and pretentious croaks at these “black history” events to ridicule and mock them. His “black history” has been fully engaged in blm terrorism.

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