If I die under mysterious circumstances, it’s been nice knowin ya
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 9, 2022
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I’m pretty sure this has something to do with his earlier announcement that he’s going after George Soros. A contractor with a 50BMG should help a brother out.
Sorry Burr, more bullets and shit.
He’s pissed off a shitload of leftists. Lefticide?
Let me be one of the 1st to say;
Musk didn’t kill himself.
Not creepy. Considering who he is taking on, he should be concerned and hopefully is hiring best security.
Time to check in with the 100 Heads Insurance Co.
Drama queen. There will be nothing mysterious about my death.
Highly radioactive, yes. Mysterious, no.
Brad, I would love that gig. I already told you, I have a very short S.O.S. list. No reason to shoot EVERYBODY….as appealing as that sounds….when with a few well placed shots, Justice prevails.
Jesus, don’t you have an accounting department?
You HAVE to KNOW it’s past time to become alert, attentive and ready for action when speaking the truth leaves you vulnerable to harm.
ARMAGEDDON INCORPORATED LLC. Headquarters. Office of the CFO. MY OFFICE.
Intern: knocking on door frame “Sir?”
Me: “whazzit.”
Intern: “We have a cost over run?”
Me: “Where?”
Intern: “Brad J..”
Me: interrupting “Yeah, yeah, R&D guy downstairs, builds neat stuff. What’s the over run?”
Intern: “Seven hundred and sixty five thousand dollars.”
Me: “Hmmm. What’s he spending it on?”
Intern: runs finger down page “ammunition.”
Me: ‘Impressive, but what’s it all for?”
Intern: runs finger down new page “Um…looks like, Justice.”
Me: “Justice?”
Intern: “justice.”
Me: turning back on intern,looking out window, lights pipe. “Well?”
Intern: “Well what, Sir?”
Me: “Results? Achievements? How’dit turn out?”
Intern: flustered, flipping through pages “I …I don’t know…it seems he’s just firing indiscriminately into the air for the most part.”
Me: “Ah yes, my old nemesis….the Sun.”
Intern: “be that as it may, Sir..”
Me: waving intern away, “I know, I know, productivity and all that.”
Me: slaps intercom button “Miss. Pennypincher, please schedule a department head meeting for after lunch, we’re auditing the hell out of everybody.”
Miss Pennypincher: “Right away, Sir.”
me: to intern, “hey kid, you like surf and turf?”
Intern: “for lunch? Wow! That’d be great!”
Me: “no you retart, I’m goin’ to Del Mar to bet on the ponies. I need you to drive because I like to drink when I gamble.”
Elon Musk did not kill himself. (There — got that out of the way.)
hashtag: me too
Burr, the wife’s the accounting department. And for the last six months I’ve carried a Commsnder daily. Can’t afford to waste ammo
Hmmm. Accounting problems eh?
Well…..I’m pretty sure we have an….:makes air quotes: “Asian” somewhere in the labor pool. Possibly “Asian like”. I mean, I sorta’ consider conjoined twins to be their own deal but whatever. They’re pretty good at math. At least one of them is. Got them because I figured one of them could check the others math. But alas. Only one knows how to use a calculator. The other one just flops it’s head around with it’s mouth open and it’s eyes rolled back in its head.
But the first ones math is sound. I mean, she’s “Asian”, it stands to reason.
Jeeezus you two………get a room!
The very powerful and
the very stupid have one thing in common.
They don’t alter their views to fit the facts.
They alter the facts to fit their view,
which can be very uncomfortable if you happen
to be one of the facts that needs altering.
The Left once worshipped at the alter of Elon Musk,
but now he has outgrown them and they believe he
needs a different kind of “altering”.
The Left is searching for a good “tailor”…
I’d be happy just to not hear anything from him for a week or so. Nothing he’s doing will ever impact my life,ever.
So just what does he have on the Clintons?
my guess would be that Elon is becoming a “magnet” for dirt… meaning if someone has the goods, they will forward it to him thinking that right now he is the only one with the power to do something with it.
Musk is a former WEF/Young global Leaders tool and donates heavily to the ACLU. So, whatever.
Needs to lay-off the battery juice, not good for you! You can have all the money in the world, it still won’t save you from mental illness.